You can become a Hogwarts' wizard.
but
Voldemort kills you the second year.
I will not

NotRealPerson 11 years ago
Have your first year happen during Harry's 7th. Voldemort is now dead for your second year.

QNightwatcher 5 years ago
I was born after 2000 so Voldemort is dead already so this makes no sense
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DemonicalDragon 8 years ago
The HarryPotter Series already ended, witch means that Voldemort is already dead and so can't kill you. Suck it button!!!

Dry Pussy Cleaner 10 years ago
Just come back from cloudville like Harry did.

Mercura 11 years ago
downside?

Superwar3795 9 years ago
Not sure if you’re joking or suicidal
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Luna-Chan 10 years ago
Well I'm with the Percy Jackson fandom SOOOOOOOOOO...

heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago
Hey, me too! But I would love to be a demigod witch....
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AnnonApril 9 years ago
HA HA VOLDEY CANT DO DAT HE DEID

Hugh-John Stockton 13 years ago
Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.

WhatTheFuck 3 years ago
27% now
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TurtlederpPercy 9 years ago
I'm in the PJO and HoO fandom, I ain't nevah going to no Hogs that have warts.

heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago
It"s a school for wizards and witches....

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
He died somewhere in 2003 or something... he died for good.... So DAFAQ!?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago
He died in 1998

Serano 8 years ago
i am a good man in a good history

Felcsi 9 years ago
So that"s how Chester Bennington died

ttyl556 9 years ago
I"ve never seen Harry potter sry

Pond 9 years ago
Well Voldemort is dead so win win

wazzzzzzup 11 years ago
use hermiones locket to go back in time and stop he who shall not be named in the first place

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
It"s not a locket, it"s a Time Turner.
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desmond2600 11 years ago
Never go to school second year

Tricky 10 years ago
Listen to Dobby

João Nícolas Andrade 13 years ago
I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?

heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago
Quick, immortality potion!

fluffy116 11 years ago
no way

CyanideSurprise 11 years ago
ok. I can do that.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
How about Tormedlov (it"s voldermort backwards)

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
I could be a ghost and freak people out for eternity. Now THAT would be awesome.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
WAT

yourfavouritebaguette 8 years ago
a wizard at hogwash school? that"s hogwash.

Pernille Cecilie Gundorff 13 years ago
I wonder how Voldemord is gonna kill me? I mean he's dead. and has been almost my entire life

Daleklingon 10 years ago
This is literally just saying "hey you get to die in two years."

Icebergspaz 11 years ago
Only take the first year.

Neon Alpha Wolf X 10 years ago
I find unfair cuz you're not powerful enough to face voldemort by the 2nd year

hello 123 11 years ago
Only go there for a year

LeaSoma 9 years ago
Just be a Harry and come back to life

Madiasdfghjkl 11 years ago
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago
What if your like harry potter and is a horocrux and you are alive again!

logandload 11 years ago
he 69%

Baughg1 10 years ago
Id be in my 3rd year so id skip that plus harry already killed voldemort 😭😭😭 i always liked him

miniz1994 11 years ago
Fail the first year and dropout of Hogwarts + Bring books and learning material home = Learn magic anyway outside of school and wont be killed by Voldemort.

Pmallassa 6 years ago
grifindor for ever

Random_Fangirl13 12 years ago
Sorry, Voldemort is dead, and I doubt he's a Timelord. I'm not going to die.

AF 9 years ago
At least Voldemort"s kills with the killing curse, so it'll be painless. There are worst ways to die.

WillYouPressDemButton 10 years ago
but.... im a wizard..

kittenlover 9 years ago
hell no do i want to go to hogwarts eww

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Hogwarts is a magic School you fucking idiot.

terezilover221 10 years ago
fuck it, if i could meet Nev it'd be awesome

Night Raider 11 years ago
Whats the point if your just going to die?

ihatexxdiamondxx 5 years ago
i can hear you xxdiamondxx, i am in your walls and can see you masterbating to some gay furry porn. you are done for PRICK

greekdeadpool 12 years ago
friends could just use the ressuretion stone on me

Dinorex 10 years ago
Still a wizard so better than nothing also what if I don't be a Hogwarts wizard and go to some other school

RachelLikesToPushButtons 8 years ago
Ew, Harry Potter sucks.. (prepares for hate)

Corrina Wolfe 13 years ago
It's worth it

Katie_Lokidottir 10 years ago
I'm a slytherin, I'll find a way around it.

Keriko 11 years ago
SIMPLE IT IS!!! Magic clone which is "you" so voldemort kills "you" you as in I is still alive LOOP WHOLES FOR EVERY BODY!!!1!!

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Kill him the first

gijo777 11 years ago
True +hello 123
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