Will You Press The Button?

NotRealPerson9 years ago

Have your first year happen during Harry's 7th. Voldemort is now dead for your second year.

QNightwatcher4 years ago

I was born after 2000 so Voldemort is dead already so this makes no sense

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DemonicalDragon7 years ago

The HarryPotter Series already ended, witch means that Voldemort is already dead and so can't kill you. Suck it button!!!

Dry Pussy Cleaner9 years ago

Just come back from cloudville like Harry did.

Mercura9 years ago

downside?

Superwar37957 years ago

Not sure if you’re joking or suicidal

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Luna-Chan9 years ago

Well I'm with the Percy Jackson fandom SOOOOOOOOOO...

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

Hey, me too! But I would love to be a demigod witch....

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AnnonApril8 years ago

HA HA VOLDEY CANT DO DAT HE DEID

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago

I'm in the PJO and HoO fandom, I ain't nevah going to no Hogs that have warts.

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

It"s a school for wizards and witches....

TeamKobus28 years ago

He died somewhere in 2003 or something... he died for good.... So DAFAQ!?

QNightwatcher4 years ago

He died in 1998

Hugh-John Stockton12 years ago

Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.

WhatTheFuck2 years ago

27% now

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Serano7 years ago

i am a good man in a good history

Felcsi8 years ago

So that"s how Chester Bennington died

ttyl5568 years ago

I"ve never seen Harry potter sry

Pond8 years ago

Well Voldemort is dead so win win

wazzzzzzup9 years ago

use hermiones locket to go back in time and stop he who shall not be named in the first place

Kittenlover1017 years ago

It"s not a locket, it"s a Time Turner.

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desmond26009 years ago

Never go to school second year

Tricky8 years ago

Listen to Dobby

JoÃ£o NÃcolas Andrade12 years ago

I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?

sonicj019 years ago

dont go back

Virginia :D :P (xD)9 years ago

i don't watch harry potter no hate please

Keriko9 years ago

It's also a book....

sonic =sanic9 years ago

Can't be kill I'll fuck voldemort

Alexis_Holmes_6563 years ago

plot hole found: you could become an american wizard, voldy mouldy wont kill you then. also im taking the chance.

icouldntthinkofaname10 years ago

well now i know my fate so i could avoid it

Kitkat10108 years ago

Excuse me but id rather be a witch.

Fuck_that_bitch_thanos7 years ago

I can make a nose joke before I die, I'm fucking hhaopy.

ElibelSoda8 years ago

I don't watch Harry Potter, but I know who Voldemort is because I heard his name somewhere.

21jamsis9 years ago

Well team up with him and then he would not kill you

Nosaj9 years ago

Harry Potter sucks

DragonsWolvesBravery7 years ago

GO BACK TO JERSEY YOU SCUMBAG!

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alsiceg9 years ago

just killvboldemort before then easy logic go fuck youre self

Fleecy277 years ago

It says you can become one not you have too

SASUKE!!!!!!!10 years ago

Kill voldemart in the first year

Lissa Trancy9 years ago

Skip Year 2~

Nerdyboy8 years ago

I have never seen or read Harry Potter. (have mercy)

Yukitai4 years ago

Just use a life-binding magic on Voldemort so when you die, they die (without exception, no regen or eternal life anymore)

Seagrave10 years ago

still better than my real childhood and full of way less trauma.

Hitlerwasntthatbad9 years ago

im alreday wixard

LiamJohnson7 years ago

Easy transfer to a different school for a couple of years

QueasyCarrot8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]