Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic9 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ...[Show full comment]

Gigablack2 months ago

You a real one for that

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A rose for emily8 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wha?

JeniRae Woods12 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

SilentStorms8 months ago

Yes

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DragonEXE8 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada278 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC8 years ago

I wont.

dudebro1019 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer9 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

Douglas Lynch12 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago

YES

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DorrieBubb7 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler8 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer8 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles12 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy9 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne8 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber12 years ago

ok what the hell

Sebastian Slette12 years ago

40% are desperate

Goliath979 years ago

(THINK OF THE DIRPEST VOICE POSSIBLE). BELLY FLOOOOOP

MVZ45 years ago

Self high five I'm asexual

Ffcf9 years ago

Bruh they are fat just run

MemeScoper9 years ago

I don't wanna get laid, I'll take the money.

AF7 years ago

How hard do they hit me??? Is it like, nearly dying or just giving me one weak hit???

NotCaptainAmerica7399 years ago

pay money for personal guards

jshaw718 years ago

Become the next Steve Jobs, change the world, Make love don't get laid

Maggie Kelley12 years ago

girl

Randomguy0998657 years ago

Im asexual

Mister130353N9 years ago

im ricth, that means i have power... those bikers can just come at me, i have a tank!

TeamKobus28 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]