Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic 10 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ... [Show full comment]

Gigablack 2 years ago

You a real one for that

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JeniRae Woods 13 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

Niggakiller 10 months ago

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A rose for emily 10 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Wha?

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada27 9 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC 10 years ago

I wont.

Douglas Lynch 13 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago

YES

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dudebro101 11 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP 10 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer 11 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

DorrieBubb 9 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler 9 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer 10 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery 8 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles 13 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy 11 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne 9 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber 13 years ago

ok what the hell

Jarebare 10 years ago

They load me up with free beats ( the head phones)

BoiZeBery 8 years ago

If I'm rich I can hire a body guard

SparklezQueen 11 years ago

I doubt they'd beat up a charming woman like me ;)

HannibalKing602 10 years ago

I wouldn't be the one getting laid the girls would be getting laid

Dave_Of_Russia 9 years ago

Fight back

dkeene 11 years ago

not the fat bikers

ZElizzy 10 years ago

*ace laughter*

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Oh shit! You got the last ace? I'm fucked! Someone you can't do. Virgin

SilentStorms 2 years ago

I'm a sex repulsed ace, so no downside!

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

I don't get laid

septiceye 11 years ago

you are FUCKING CRAZY

asdguy00 12 years ago

Who wans to get laid, seriously?

Button4Life 10 years ago

.....................

blupurpblaket46290 5 years ago

Yes, I have a gun permit.

Kristiyan Gechev 11 years ago

none said i cant kill/murder them

TheAmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

What if I'm the one laying people?

Viper Grim 10 years ago

Worth it

WilliamJones 8 years ago

Then I'll get body guards or just run

JKcollins 11 years ago

Ur rich, just hire bodyguards.....

PHANisrealmaybe 10 years ago

Crazy cat Lady wins this round

Tricia Edwards 13 years ago

just dont have sex, problem solved hahaha

JaydenJohnson 9 years ago

In fortnite ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

Ok detailed none the least but what difference does their weight have to do with anything

BrianRupram 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]