Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic9 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ...[Show full comment]

Gigablack5 months ago

You a real one for that

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A rose for emily8 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wha?

JeniRae Woods12 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

SilentStorms11 months ago

Yes

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DragonEXE8 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada278 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC8 years ago

I wont.

dudebro1019 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer10 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

Douglas Lynch12 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago

YES

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DorrieBubb7 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler8 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer8 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles12 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy10 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne8 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber12 years ago

ok what the hell

Breadstick9 years ago

This really depends... How fat are said bikers?

Clovis2 years ago

I'm Aroace tho

zues6destroyer9 years ago

Body guards to guard the doors and windows.

Freakazoid8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

poptarts10 years ago

If I'm rich my bodyguards would kill them.

Lilkitten245 years ago

*laughs in asexual*

CPTPOTATOSE10 years ago

they cant get to my because there so fat that the moterbikes just bale and the fat bikers are too fat too walk

MoonlightEcho118 years ago

Excellent, I can stay a virgin forever

Hannah Hollerud12 years ago

Pay for a ninja to beat up the bikers :D

AH PERSON9 years ago

Just kill them so they don't fuck with you again.

HannibalKing6028 years ago

I wouldn't be the one getting laid the girls would be getting laid

Jarebare9 years ago

They load me up with free beats ( the head phones)

BoiZeBery7 years ago

If I'm rich I can hire a body guard

SparklezQueen10 years ago

I doubt they'd beat up a charming woman like me ;)

SilentStorms11 months ago

I'm a sex repulsed ace, so no downside!

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

I don't get laid

septiceye9 years ago

you are FUCKING CRAZY

Dave_Of_Russia7 years ago

Fight back

dkeene10 years ago

not the fat bikers

ZElizzy9 years ago

*ace laughter*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Oh shit! You got the last ace? I'm fucked! Someone you can't do. Virgin

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

What if I'm the one laying people?

asdguy0011 years ago

Who wans to get laid, seriously?

Button4Life9 years ago

.....................

blupurpblaket462904 years ago

Yes, I have a gun permit.

Kristiyan Gechev10 years ago

none said i cant kill/murder them

Viper Grim 9 years ago

Worth it

WilliamJones7 years ago

Then I'll get body guards or just run

JKcollins10 years ago

Ur rich, just hire bodyguards.....

PHANisrealmaybe8 years ago

Crazy cat Lady wins this round

Tricia Edwards12 years ago

just dont have sex, problem solved hahaha

JaydenJohnson7 years ago

In fortnite ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RileyDaWizard10 years ago

Ok detailed none the least but what difference does their weight have to do with anything

BrianRupram8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Cainmc339 years ago

I would get bodyguards to protect me

QueenK1019 years ago

Won't gey laid then BOOM LOOPHOLE

_rohee2 years ago

they just crush the bikes. you can run

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