You get to name the next big thing. Planet, state, country, star, new search engine, etc.
but
Some random comedian becomes amazingly famous for mocking this new name somehow.
I will not


VelocityRaptor289 years ago
and soon some random comedian will die of a sudden heartattack

DonnaAndTheDoctor9 years ago
whoa are you moriarty in disguise?!

IHateFeminism9 years ago
Long live the state of SlippyDicks.

PyroPhoenix8 years ago
I feel like u want people to make fun of that!!!!!

Jaasjaas7 years ago
Name it "Donald trump"

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
have ur name copyrighted wait till he makes millions on ur name than sue his ass for all his money for using ur copyrighted name

MauriceMeerts4 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago
Become random comedian and win

ghostc129 years ago
Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.

the117doctor8 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?

Migdin19 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid. Revenge will be sweet

RyanAmend7 years ago
Yeah✌

DiesesAlpaka9 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.

the117doctor9 years ago
MEEEEEEEEMES!

ilikepizza7 years ago
Ima comedian myself so idrc

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
I like the joke, better than mine
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TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
PLEASE BE JOHN OLIVER

RocketGaminZ8 years ago
COPYRIGHTED

Hailee Rae YellowKidney12 years ago
We both win!

Furious destroyer 10 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself

SemiIsback7 years ago
KILL HIM! problem solved yay

Lukieduke139 years ago
so i would name the new drake album?

MasterTook2347 years ago
Who would miss said comedian, if he were to....... I dunno, disappear?

SilentAssassin9 years ago
Lets hope it's gonna be Kevin Hart

King Schultz10 years ago
Id name a pig napoleon

deerhunter001x1x9 years ago
Daniel Tosh!!!!

Leurunner4 years ago
So? like i care, especially if i give it a dumb name on purpose.

Blastobutton10 years ago
My legacy will outlive theirs. So neener neener.

AssHar8 years ago
Who wouldn't make fun of "ur mom" the new gas planet.

AssHar8 years ago
Newly discovered*

TotalWeirdo7 years ago
I will name the comedian "Asshole"! I will name North Korea "Assland"

BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
No downside!

goatz9 years ago
Both parties win there comedian gets famous I get free publicity

A sir10 years ago
M'lady

IcyDraco_7 years ago
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...

minimegaman09011 months ago
eh why not

The_Darkstar8 years ago
Comedian dies under mysterious circumstances

H4L0F4N9 years ago
No one said he had to KNOW you did it

Highschool1238 years ago
Then y dont i send akatsuki to assasinate tge comedian

JonesJimBobski9 years ago
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Tara Young9 years ago
WHY, OH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS, CURSE YOU SPAM!!!!!!!!!!

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago
Y"all who wouldn't mock planet Draco

JmancoolJ11 years ago
@Kyle It doesn't say he uses your name, he just makes fun of it.

BACONLUFFY10 years ago
Call it your own name then it doesn't make a dofference

ArKade477 years ago
Mock it, eh? Well better watch for any...accidents...

1noxaj7 years ago
So, Bing?

shinygold9 years ago
jokes on him, if the name is popluar how the fuck can he insult it. It's like creating snapchat and hating on it.

wampiregui10 years ago
comedy FTW

RileyDaWizard9 years ago
I name that new comedian there for by the instantaneous power of the button he must mock himself

Maypaws4 years ago
And that comedian will be me.

Ludovicaine10 years ago
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jpmmp9 years ago
Copyright + it doesnt said that i can kick that comedian in the ass

sonic-php-master7 years ago
"Putin"

Lego Las Elfico12 years ago
either way I wouldn't care

singlelight8 years ago
I'll kill them haha haha

bodiezane9 years ago
Ill name it the comedians name

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CCthecat9 years ago
I name it 'the peson who mocks this name is is f***ing piece of shit' or what else? Yes that comedian gets famous but in a bad way (notorious)
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