Will You Press The Button?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

and soon some random comedian will die of a sudden heartattack

DonnaAndTheDoctor9 years ago

whoa are you moriarty in disguise?!

IHateFeminism9 years ago

Long live the state of SlippyDicks.

PyroPhoenix8 years ago

I feel like u want people to make fun of that!!!!!

Jaasjaas7 years ago

Name it "Donald trump"

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

have ur name copyrighted wait till he makes millions on ur name than sue his ass for all his money for using ur copyrighted name

MauriceMeerts4 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago

Become random comedian and win

ghostc129 years ago

Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.

the117doctor8 years ago

Cyanide and happiness?

Migdin18 years ago

when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid. Revenge will be sweet

RyanAmend7 years ago

Yeah✌

DiesesAlpaka8 years ago

take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea

That_One_Weird_Wolf4 years ago

ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.

the117doctor9 years ago

MEEEEEEEEMES!

ilikepizza7 years ago

Ima comedian myself so idrc

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

I like the joke, better than mine

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TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

PLEASE BE JOHN OLIVER

RocketGaminZ8 years ago

COPYRIGHTED

Hailee Rae YellowKidney12 years ago

We both win!

Fudge7 years ago

deja vu, i just had this one!

Jdude14339 years ago

So what?

skorgepoo9 years ago

introduce the brand new sun that magically appeared in our solar system our scientists at nasa say that it wont impact us at all so in turn we named it the dick muncher of bigger balls than yours or T.D.M.O.B.B.T.Y CHANT IT EVERYONE

AyaMayume10 years ago

As long as the new comedian is as awesome as Robin Williams

gbrf114 years ago

hi :)

oldnotweak10 years ago

and then i kill them

bloodyblade8 years ago

I will laugh i bet then be like where the fuck is my money?

TimeTotTARDIS9 years ago

I would call the next red planet they find Gallifrey

Gino Deinum12 years ago

My opinion is something he cant mock about

Flyingbread8 years ago

You forgot the parts we gamers need, our fingers, and eyes. They move so we will die in less than a minut because of we move our fingers so fast

CPTPOTATOSE9 years ago

AND....... ill just own a military and blow that fat ass strait of his ass thing

Alice Everlasting 9 years ago

They wouldn't become famous if the thing is already famouse...

Infernox9 years ago

What if I named it something super long and difficult to say, if I do that, in wouldn't see a downside.

YandereAishiChan7 years ago

who gives a damn, I JUST FUCKIGN NAMED A PLANET!

MiniPino1last year

deeznuts.com

JustPickOne10 years ago

My dick

GalenTheMann8 years ago

have him assasinated or sue him

SyberGoth19979 years ago

So the comedian would be doing what he's supposed to while you make millions

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Welcome to "The Pidgeon Kingdom".

denfire3219 years ago

Name it "My nudes" and everyone will search on my nudes ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Idontknowhatusertouseohthisone6 years ago

Why would I want to?

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

I'll put in the new name the word "Hetero" have fun, comedian

danchajar9 years ago

agreed Jdude1433

NeverTheSame9 years ago

I'm sure this guy becomes a good comedian. WE NEED MORE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD

Lonz_624110 years ago

You would be anyway.

76wwe9 years ago

minion planet

ARaditzFanInAButtonGame4 years ago

Im gonna troll him,cuz the name woll be Sugoma

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

“So have y’all heard of this new search engine? Sugoma?” From the audience: “SUGOMA DICK!” *raucous laughter* “Okay, get out of here! This is a family friendly show!”