Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor8 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin19 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend7 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka9 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
If he's the the next famous big thing name him badly Mc faterson
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breezie5810 9 years ago
Win win.
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A Undertale Fan10 years ago
Meh so go UNDERTALE(Undertale search for the search engine)
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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!
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The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's10 years ago
name it obama
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keithisemo8 years ago
ill name it something making fun of him
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ConnorLego5 years ago
Tha’d be hallarious, so YES
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asdguy0011 years ago
buttfucklandistan mock that buddy
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Puppy2888 years ago
Copyright it and then sue him.
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Lukieduke139 years ago
so i would name the new drake album?
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Furious destroyer 10 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself
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SemiIsback7 years ago
KILL HIM! problem solved yay
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King Schultz10 years ago
Id name a pig napoleon
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MasterTook2348 years ago
Who would miss said comedian, if he were to....... I dunno, disappear?
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SilentAssassin9 years ago
Lets hope it's gonna be Kevin Hart
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AssHar8 years ago
Who wouldn't make fun of "ur mom" the new gas planet.
AssHar8 years ago
Newly discovered*
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deerhunter001x1x9 years ago
Daniel Tosh!!!!
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Leurunner4 years ago
So?
like i care, especially if i give it a dumb name on purpose.
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Blastobutton10 years ago
My legacy will outlive theirs. So neener neener.
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goatz10 years ago
Both parties win there comedian gets famous I get free publicity
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TotalWeirdo7 years ago
I will name the comedian "Asshole"! I will name North Korea "Assland"
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BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
No downside!
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IcyDraco_7 years ago
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...
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A sir10 years ago
M'lady
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H4L0F4N9 years ago
No one said he had to KNOW you did it
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minimegaman090last year
eh why not
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
Comedian dies under mysterious circumstances
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LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago
Y"all who wouldn't mock planet Draco
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JmancoolJ11 years ago
@Kyle It doesn't say he uses your name, he just makes fun of it.
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Highschool1238 years ago
Then y dont i send akatsuki to assasinate tge comedian
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JonesJimBobski10 years ago
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Tara Young9 years ago
WHY, OH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS, CURSE YOU SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
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BACONLUFFY10 years ago
Call it your own name then it doesn't make a dofference
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ArKade477 years ago
Mock it, eh? Well better watch for any...accidents...
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