Will You Press The Button?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

50% of all buttons make you immortal

SeemsLegit8 years ago

Yes..... yes they do.

Inhee Cho12 years ago

"Some people live more in 20 years than other's do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person." -10th doctor

icantthinkofausername8 years ago

Correct... ALLONSY!!

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thelocalcannon9 years ago

have a transplant and live longer plus a better body

SpamClearobot10 years ago

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Spamslayer9997 years ago

You have became the very thing you have sworn to fight against

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Capone-Bug8 years ago

The second part is already true sooooo haha healthy people I"ve got nothin to lose. #chronicLyme

Wiz9 years ago

I don't give a shit about money, I rather live happy than rich.

gahmora9 years ago

Pressed already the immortal button :P

wandman10 years ago

buy/invest in healthcare

ty11510 years ago

I have unlimited money so I can pay some scientists to make a device that will help live longer

DragonDiamond9 years ago

True

Chase Doge Patton12 years ago

Just Give a LOT of money to lifespan extending research!

Coaster8 years ago

Unix time overflow error, to be exact.

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theshyminion880910 years ago

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Zacattac8 years ago

get that DNA therapy or whatever its called to fix the half lifespan downside >:D

Kontradic10 years ago

I just buy and consume all the healthy stuff to maximize how many good years I have left and spend my limitless money that have while young, completely skipping old age

Heyunicornhey9 years ago

I can cure it i can do it can't i???

ninjatiger11 years ago

Im immortal bitchs

Bumbury7 years ago

I don’t know what my life span is

Quicksilver10 years ago

Meh. Infinite money can IMPROVE my lifespan, being able to pay for surgery and other stuff.

Wannabe10 years ago

well i was about to do suicide oop im dead by two less secconds IM JOKING NO ONE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

MangoMadness10 years ago

I want to live to be older than 44, thanks.

CantDoButtons4 years ago

Dying just so I can destroy the economy? Sounds fun!

Gammafox9 years ago

Why would you never want money again?

Memester8 years ago

Money Kills

Marcus Meek9 years ago

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ceutie10 years ago

What else is new?

AJSAWESOME18 years ago

Pay for better healthcare. Boom

TastyMeowmix9 years ago

AWW CRAP JUST REALIZED THAT IF I HAD UNLIMITED FUNDS I COULD EXTEND MY LIFE!

HoneyBamFuck10 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztk9t_m1FpY

War 229 years ago

Use the money to become a immortal cyborg or robot

TheStrangestFangirl11 years ago

Did ryuk make this... hehe death note reference even though I've only seen like 4 episodes

CT-75675 years ago

me:donates trillions of dollars to cancer research God:you know, he deserves another life

No way, its me10 years ago

Go to the doctor, and get better

Starslayer9 years ago

Poor health you might be to sickly to do fun stuff with all the cash you get

Kohaku4410 years ago

Goes to hospital*

Prestige10769 years ago

Step one: Press the button. Step two: Hire a hacker to remove the downside of this dilemma Step three: Press button again. Step four: Take a shit on your brand-new solid gold, diamond encrusted toilet.

Prestige10769 years ago

Why the heck did it replace some of the spaces with rn?

BENSTERBOY200210 years ago

SPEND ALL THE MONEEYYY ON A WAAYYY TOOO TURN U INTO A ROOOBBOOOTTT!!!1

EastonGaming2022 years ago

I will use the money to get my health back! Loophole!

Alexandra Love12 years ago

y nt? yolo, id travel the world n get everything i ever wanted n pass it down to my kids or somthing

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon8 years ago

Poor health is already covered. Less time on this planet is a gift.

tigerwolf11799 years ago

so I live to 48-58

skye-ground8 years ago

research a way to increase lifespan lmfao

the.coronach10 years ago

sure, why not? i mean, i was going to die eventually anyway, and with money, i could actually have fun beforehand.

SENPIA!!!!!9 years ago

not worth it

Buttonlooser5 years ago

Live with infinite money would be boring

Gaming_With_Style9 years ago

Deine Mama!

EternalMonologue10 years ago

I also thought of deathnote TheStrangestFangirl

Just Here For The Comments10 years ago

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Gabbyrguy8 years ago

Use my money to buy a cure

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Use your unlimited funds to get into shape again & increase your lifespan.

Mr.SunOfTheSun1410 years ago

*Uses my unlimited supply of money to buy a tiny, portable life support system*

DarkShark1279 years ago

Your life is more important than money.

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