You can alter anyone's body in any way at will, including your own, with no side effects or cost
but
You become world famous. Changing people becomes a full-time job, and a group of natural-body extremists will make an assassination attempt on you monthly.
I will not

gvagtt 3 months ago
SCP基金会来收容你了

235x0 3 years ago
Tell me your plan to kill an Serperior , Espeon , Arbok , Pidgeotto , Vulpix , Vaporeon and More!

Maharid 3 years ago
No job for me ever again so no.

Jaketron 12 years ago
Altar self to be invincible, Make it so naturalists can literally go fuck themselves, Laugh.

Plutonium1337 10 years ago
Naturalists: "Well shit."

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
all the assasins lose their legs and arms now

NixExists 9 months ago
Potatoes
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Arielle 6 years ago
B-but you said no cost or side effects

coen 11 years ago
With no side effect or cost ? Why is the But there then ?

Ryan Hartley 13 years ago
assassination attempts are part of the fun

MahNameJefffff 9 years ago
Ikr
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spudlover 11 years ago
alter their bodies to have no legs or arms so problem solved

MitterNatch 11 years ago
Alter everybody's body to be indestructible trough violence ;)

Dreadwalker 9 years ago
You could still destroy people"s stuff. Their food, homes, and hospitals. You could poison their water, starve them to death, chain them up, and leave them for dead. If you did that, some people woyld even consider it a challenge to perfect their murders, wars, and terrorist attacks.
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Rockaxe 9 years ago
Change the assassins into pugs. Problem solved

the117doctor 9 years ago
Ultimate shield bitch!

MaximePerreault 9 years ago
it is said and i quote ""with no side effects or cost"" then why are there natural-body extremists trying to assassinate you, THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT

FireHeart39 10 years ago
Can't you just alter THEIR body

sonhol 10 years ago
assassination attemps is a cost... there were no costs... no assassins

Dinopack11 10 years ago
It never said they succeed in killing you

LogicalDude 10 years ago
Then alter my body at a Godzilla form!!!Just a Easy Dilemma to resolve ^_^

Tyler Outlaw 13 years ago
Sooo why wouldn't I just alter my body to become impervious to injury, thereby eliminating the assassination attempt issue?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Or better still take all their limbs away so they can't do anything to you, ever think of that?
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
initializing transformation to anime... WOOP WOOP WOOP! sequence finished, try not to get raped in anime form.

FireWiz04 11 years ago
HELP I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN BACK OR TURN OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOW I AM BEING RAPED FOR ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kathprat7611 9 years ago
You shouldn't change who a person is, it"s wrong!!!

Lastdragon935 9 years ago
Sure, but it says that there"s no costs to this

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago
Assasinate me please, at least I"d die famous

Charlie_707 10 years ago
Anyone else thinking Deus Ex?

Ben Neuwirth 13 years ago
I would make myself unkillable and undamageable, this way, i can continue my buisness without anyone messing with me

Jessica Ray 13 years ago
I'd do people that were born disfigured for free and then charge everyone else out the ass so not everyone is getting it done. Not because I think only the rich should get my services but because I think people should be proud of themselves. But I think ... [Show full comment]

PokéFan17000 7 years ago
Found the kind soul of the Internet. A like has been granted.

Nobody 13 years ago
but if you change your appearance, they wouldn't know who was you

MitterNatch 11 years ago
U da real mvp bro...

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
sounds easy to find loopholes

andre_the_R.H.G last year
if they wish to assasinate me, then I will just turn them into that fucking slug monster from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

Vantage 10 years ago
Why can't you just make yourself invincible. It says you can alter your body any way you want with no side effects.

Lec 11 years ago
I turn the natural body assassins into babies

Purplerevolution 8 years ago
IM JUST GONNA ALTER MY BODY INTO A DRAGON

Maddy98425 10 years ago
I didn't even know. Oh well

DesmondTJ 11 years ago
You become world famous. Your face will be known all over the world. Than let's chnage it.

Carebear1339 9 years ago
Attempts is the key... They won't actually kill you, if they did kill you, it wouldn't be an attempt anymore

Derpy4ever 11 years ago
Yes i press

XMatter 9 years ago
*Well if I can alter anyone"s body at will why not just turn the killers into dust every time? Plus, a world famous life would lead me up to a nice future. AND if I ever get irritated... I can just turn all of the people that annoy me into dust. Dust everywhere...

Theoldone 11 years ago
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SomeRandomGuy 12 years ago
Immortal body?

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago
It says any alteration. Make a forcefield around myself protecting me from any form of harm. Any and all damage attempted to hit me will hit the attacker 10 times as hard. Any unintentional damage with just be negated and ignored anything outside of damage will be left alone.

JasperTehClod 11 years ago
Downsides are where???

Skyler Garza 13 years ago
change them before they kill you...

Hyltran 3 years ago
One a month is to often. But you could really make the world a better place with this ability. Just think of all the handicapped people you would get a better life.

11357533 10 years ago
I'll just go all hitman and annihilate those extremists

prettygirlygamer 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Lachlanio Gaming 11 years ago
STOP!!!!

Hudda 10 years ago
Just alter the assassins and suicide

the blue flame 11 years ago
i can live in some one so why wood i have to be scared

Catatrron 5 years ago
Well I could just alter the assassinators body if I get wounded I could just alter my body to be fixed

TheIHuman 10 years ago
Downside?

butterdomain 11 years ago
i will manipulate there body to kill them selves

DavidHarper 9 years ago
I"d buy a Kevlar juggenurt suit with a bunch of buffed men (I would hire 100 body guards and buff them up)
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