Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Tell me your plan to kill an Serperior , Espeon , Arbok , Pidgeotto , Vulpix , Vaporeon and More!

Maharidlast year

No job for me ever again so no.

Arielle4 years ago

B-but you said no cost or side effects

DaPurpleTurtle9 years ago

all the assasins lose their legs and arms now

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I know right? I thought the same thing.

Jaketron11 years ago

Altar self to be invincible, Make it so naturalists can literally go fuck themselves, Laugh.

Plutonium13378 years ago

Naturalists: "Well shit."

coen9 years ago

With no side effect or cost ? Why is the But there then ?

spudlover9 years ago

alter their bodies to have no legs or arms so problem solved

Ryan Hartley12 years ago

assassination attempts are part of the fun

MahNameJefffff7 years ago

Ikr

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MitterNatch9 years ago

Alter everybody's body to be indestructible trough violence ;)

Dreadwalker8 years ago

You could still destroy people"s stuff. Their food, homes, and hospitals. You could poison their water, starve them to death, chain them up, and leave them for dead. If you did that, some people woyld even consider it a challenge to perfect their murders, wars, and terrorist attacks.

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Rockaxe8 years ago

Change the assassins into pugs. Problem solved

the117doctor8 years ago

Ultimate shield bitch!

MaximePerreault8 years ago

it is said and i quote ""with no side effects or cost"" then why are there natural-body extremists trying to assassinate you, THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT

FireHeart398 years ago

Can't you just alter THEIR body

sonhol8 years ago

assassination attemps is a cost... there were no costs... no assassins

Dinopack118 years ago

It never said they succeed in killing you

LogicalDude8 years ago

Then alter my body at a Godzilla form!!!Just a Easy Dilemma to resolve ^_^

FireWiz049 years ago

initializing transformation to anime... WOOP WOOP WOOP! sequence finished, try not to get raped in anime form.

FireWiz049 years ago

HELP I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN BACK OR TURN OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOW I AM BEING RAPED FOR ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tyler Outlaw12 years ago

Sooo why wouldn't I just alter my body to become impervious to injury, thereby eliminating the assassination attempt issue?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Or better still take all their limbs away so they can't do anything to you, ever think of that?

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kathprat76117 years ago

You shouldn't change who a person is, it"s wrong!!!

Lastdragon9358 years ago

Sure, but it says that there"s no costs to this

Fake-Pianist8 years ago

Assasinate me please, at least I"d die famous

Charlie_7079 years ago

Anyone else thinking Deus Ex?

Ben Neuwirth12 years ago

I would make myself unkillable and undamageable, this way, i can continue my buisness without anyone messing with me

Jessica Ray12 years ago

I'd do people that were born disfigured for free and then charge everyone else out the ass so not everyone is getting it done. Not because I think only the rich should get my services but because I think people should be proud of themselves. But I think ...[Show full comment]

PokéFan170006 years ago

Found the kind soul of the Internet. A like has been granted.

Nobody12 years ago

but if you change your appearance, they wouldn't know who was you

MitterNatch9 years ago

U da real mvp bro...

Lauren Culp12 years ago

sounds easy to find loopholes

Catatrron4 years ago

Well I could just alter the assassinators body if I get wounded I could just alter my body to be fixed

TheIHuman9 years ago

Downside?

butterdomain9 years ago

i will manipulate there body to kill them selves

DavidHarper7 years ago

I"d buy a Kevlar juggenurt suit with a bunch of buffed men (I would hire 100 body guards and buff them up)

MuricanMania9 years ago

You can charge, amke money, and hire security guards to stop any assassination.

tomisenbugel11 years ago

They cant kill you, because they wont know who they are shearching for; because you can just change

Hudda8 years ago

Just alter the assassins and suicide

the blue flame9 years ago

i can live in some one so why wood i have to be scared

CrumbleCake7 years ago

Sounds like a hell of a lot of fun

3Spook5Me9 years ago

Shape my body so that it is indestructible and doesn't need oxygen, do the same for a couple hundred of men and women, Hijack some rockets and build up a new life somewhere in space.

Luke Turner-Dilling12 years ago

My body is now made of intangible floating shadow material. Your bullets suck.

ilmu0118 years ago

I make myself bulletproof. Problem solved.

evilman9879 years ago

i would alter them all to be slugs >:)

Vcdhnh5 years ago

Loopholes you can become dimond which is hard to break

PotatoSenpai9 years ago

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alice_ore11 months ago

i'd just quit the job and fade into obscurity so much that the assassins forget who i am. or i'd hire bodyguards or something

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago

Attempt, not succeed

fuck dilemmas and logic 9 years ago

i change the body of my enemies in to cells

DoggeyZippy7 years ago

Me: * Gracefully dodges bullets while dancing to ballet music *

Dravern9 years ago

Shape shift into hiding. Be a VelociraptorxParrot. Have unreasonably fluffy feathers like a Velociraptor, have beautiful colors like a Parrot and be able to talk.

Thepenguinking210 years ago

Turn the extremists' bodies into frogs or flies. Boom. Done.

Areonomatron8 years ago

Imagine watching a live performance then just making the performers bald.

Dninja229 years ago

THIS IS THE FUCKING PLOT FOR THE BOOK UGLIES ðŸ˜

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