You can alter anyone's body in any way at will, including your own, with no side effects or cost
but
You become world famous. Changing people becomes a full-time job, and a group of natural-body extremists will make an assassination attempt on you monthly.
I will not


235x0last year
Tell me your plan to kill an Serperior , Espeon , Arbok , Pidgeotto , Vulpix , Vaporeon and More!

Maharidlast year
No job for me ever again so no.

Arielle4 years ago
B-but you said no cost or side effects

DaPurpleTurtle9 years ago
all the assasins lose their legs and arms now

ThePaulDude4 years ago
I know right? I thought the same thing.

Jaketron11 years ago
Altar self to be invincible, Make it so naturalists can literally go fuck themselves, Laugh.

Plutonium13378 years ago
Naturalists: "Well shit."

coen9 years ago
With no side effect or cost ? Why is the But there then ?

spudlover9 years ago
alter their bodies to have no legs or arms so problem solved

Ryan Hartley12 years ago
assassination attempts are part of the fun

MahNameJefffff7 years ago
Ikr
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MitterNatch9 years ago
Alter everybody's body to be indestructible trough violence ;)

Dreadwalker8 years ago
You could still destroy people"s stuff. Their food, homes, and hospitals. You could poison their water, starve them to death, chain them up, and leave them for dead. If you did that, some people woyld even consider it a challenge to perfect their murders, wars, and terrorist attacks.
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Rockaxe8 years ago
Change the assassins into pugs. Problem solved

the117doctor8 years ago
Ultimate shield bitch!

MaximePerreault8 years ago
it is said and i quote ""with no side effects or cost"" then why are there natural-body extremists trying to assassinate you, THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT

FireHeart398 years ago
Can't you just alter THEIR body

sonhol8 years ago
assassination attemps is a cost... there were no costs... no assassins

Dinopack118 years ago
It never said they succeed in killing you

LogicalDude8 years ago
Then alter my body at a Godzilla form!!!Just a Easy Dilemma to resolve ^_^

FireWiz049 years ago
initializing transformation to anime... WOOP WOOP WOOP! sequence finished, try not to get raped in anime form.

FireWiz049 years ago
HELP I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN BACK OR TURN OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOW I AM BEING RAPED FOR ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tyler Outlaw12 years ago
Sooo why wouldn't I just alter my body to become impervious to injury, thereby eliminating the assassination attempt issue?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Or better still take all their limbs away so they can't do anything to you, ever think of that?
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kathprat76117 years ago
You shouldn't change who a person is, it"s wrong!!!

Lastdragon9358 years ago
Sure, but it says that there"s no costs to this

Fake-Pianist8 years ago
Assasinate me please, at least I"d die famous

Charlie_7079 years ago
Anyone else thinking Deus Ex?

Ben Neuwirth12 years ago
I would make myself unkillable and undamageable, this way, i can continue my buisness without anyone messing with me

Jessica Ray12 years ago
I'd do people that were born disfigured for free and then charge everyone else out the ass so not everyone is getting it done. Not because I think only the rich should get my services but because I think people should be proud of themselves. But I think ...[Show full comment]

PokéFan170006 years ago
Found the kind soul of the Internet. A like has been granted.

Nobody12 years ago
but if you change your appearance, they wouldn't know who was you

MitterNatch9 years ago
U da real mvp bro...

Lauren Culp12 years ago
sounds easy to find loopholes

ApatheticRenegade9 years ago
Okay, first I'd do this enough times to become rich. Then only work 4 days a week, and with my wealth pay for a fatass security detail; and any natural-body extremists who are captured by my guards will be turned into a Donald Trump lookalike.

Thornbrier10 years ago
I would make my body essentially immortal. Go ahead with your monthly assassination attempts. Me and my loved ones will begin the furry religion with me as it's prophet of change! I will make peoples bodies the way they desire if they live by my code. Only...[Show full comment]

NIOIN8 years ago
The downside would be automatically included, since I would get both famous and hunted for the body I"d chose.

MitterNatch9 years ago
Alter my body to become a scareless deadpool

Patrick Atherton12 years ago
Assassination attempt? NANOMACHINES, SON.

YeaaahIdk12 months ago
fuck them,If I can do it in any way ima just become Kars and womp womp them

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Deus ex kinda

ShellBell10 years ago
So get body gaurds and a sniper with a sidearm.

ChristopherOsterhout7 years ago
Nnnnnnnoooooo WAY!!!!!!!!

Artemis Fowl9 years ago
Alter the naturalists...

Taylor Thomas12 years ago
They said it was an attempt which means it never works :D

Maxbobo1233 years ago
Just become invincible

DynazT9 years ago
alter anyone around you to avoid being assassinated.

69guy10 years ago
Pfft, I'll make my bodyguard's bodies unbelievably strong and agile, while also improving their brain to come up with a system to minimize assassination attempts. I'll also cover my skin with diamonds, give me organs 100000000 times better and more efficient... you get the idea.

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
It just says attempt.

xlittle9 years ago
quit the job, change body,,, how can people know you are their target?

Ludovicaine10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SFS_257984 years ago
Turn their height smaller than their weapons

electrogame9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Exified10 years ago
just control the assassins and stop it

dudebro1019 years ago
Come at me bro

Loophole Guy11 years ago
- Can alter body of self to be indestructible - Can alter bodies of extremists so that they cannot kill you (removal of vital organs, excess fat/weight to prevent movement, etc.) - Can alter bodies of people you don't like to form a barrier and take all the bullets

MrsEvansHiddleston8 years ago
I could alter anyone who attacks physically unable to harm me. Also, I could hide away in plain sight if I change myself

Why the fuck do you watch my long ass question name ? 9 years ago
"with no side efects or cost". Are you fucking kidding me ?
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