Will You Press The Button?

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

Hannahho2 years ago

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

galaxy lord alexei10 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Ekrub5 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

Geode7 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

BritishCrumpet9 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo6 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

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Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer8 years ago

Then don't push the button.

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XxzardxX10 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl8 years ago

I lost all my energy.

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JaidenOrozco7 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace8 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus229 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo10 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout10 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson8 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

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Brittany Renae Thorne12 years ago

Exercise.

Michael Gorman12 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

Sheetal Vallabh12 years ago

That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Jbranche92168 years ago

WHY DO I CARE I ALREADY WEIGH 268 LBS

HagginDump4 years ago

Dont care i would like sign up for the gym

Pds3149 years ago

Wait, so I can spontaneously create kilos of matter per second, and never need to eat?

Snowballe8 years ago

I need to gain weight, so no downsides for me.

Lfcmichael966 years ago

So even if we dont eat the burger we gain the weight so work out enough so that you can work it off

mr neko man9 years ago

i dont like hamburgers though i like Japanese food

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

#Sushi

Middleagedcoolgirl8 years ago

I didn't press. My fave burger is the Crispy Chicken Buttercream Sandwich at McDonalds thinking about that makes my mouth water. But the down side is that you gain a lot of weight. If you know me I go to gym each day cause you never know when it is gonna be ailen/zombie takeover

BrendanCross8 years ago

That"s a sandwich, not a burger. Burgers are a subsection of sandwich

Donderpants10 years ago

Gain one pound of weight. This weight is not my body. The weight would be weight in hamburgers. The universe gains one pound of hamburgers.

ZokoWillPressTheButton9 years ago

I Mean what is the fucking point?

Krusek8 years ago

So I get a pound of something added to my backpack? I hope it"s gold.

Matth11 years ago

So you conjure up hamburgers by clapping? Wouldn't we get the downside anyway?

JHP19989 years ago

So a hamburger and free money. Pressed the button verre hard

padyncashdat7 years ago

Nope

dellan9 years ago

#whatitslikebeinobese

IJustPressed10Button3 years ago

How to solve world hunger and make everyone obese

OblivionTacoz9 years ago

You'll gain weight twice as fast

roflcopters7 years ago

get super slim then clap and make burgers sell em and then get slim again rinse and repeat

roflcopters7 years ago

prawfet

Slywolf9 years ago

Didn't say fat I'm gaining muscle and free hamburgers

AssHar8 years ago

I'm kinda underweight, this would help. Also best burger stand ever.

Jennifer Maria SchrÃ¶der12 years ago

hamburger rain on a concert :DDDDD

DOCTORWHOWILLCOMEFORMEEEE8 years ago

Hell yeah! I have trouble gaining weight and I need it lol

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

Why a damn hamburger? I wanted a pizza... *O*

SHAW7774 years ago

I'm vegeterian

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

Small burger

Banjo6 years ago

I can just lose the weight duh

sr20059 years ago

why U want to be fat

FuntimeTheWolf8 years ago

Meh I have a fast metabolism anyway. :/

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

PartyGamer9317 years ago

NOPE DON'T GAIN WEIGHT!

Frisk is a Septicplier Phangirl9 years ago

@galaxy lord alexei. we all would be dead. and with all those white girls(not hating im a white girl) that clap when they talk. humanity is fucked

MysticMew26258 years ago

Better than the same hamburger giveing you 3 or more pounds

Brian Poole12 years ago

Uh gym clap gym eadt

firyblueheart9 years ago

idc, but i don't like that f u want a load of hamburgers, i would get fat....lol!!!!

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