You conjure a hamburger out of thin air every time you clap
but
You gain one pound of weight every time you clap
I will not

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago
Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

HSMAS 6 months ago
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Hannahho 3 years ago
Is it one pound of fat or muscle

Ekrub 6 years ago
If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei 11 years ago
So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Coolkawaiigamer9 10 years ago
What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Then don't push the button.
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BritishCrumpet 10 years ago
Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo 7 years ago
Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*
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Geode 8 years ago
I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

XxzardxX 11 years ago
One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago
I lost all my energy.
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JaidenOrozco 9 years ago
Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace 9 years ago
lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus22 10 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo 11 years ago
So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout 11 years ago
Good one

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
#vegetarianswag

Dapurson 9 years ago
Nice to see fellow vegetarians
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Brittany Renae Thorne 13 years ago
Exercise.

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago
who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Michael Gorman 13 years ago
i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

Sheetal Vallabh 13 years ago
That would be amusing

DeathRavens03 10 years ago
Just cover your hands together with duct tape so you can't ever clap again. Imma genius.

MaybeAMop 9 years ago
I’ve excepted my fate as a fat person.

BlockNloadEnthusiast 11 years ago
That makes me fat when claping to plays and music so nope

Winter64 10 years ago
dude i could make a living doing this.

Beth Kululu Berryman 13 years ago
I see no downside.

U53RN4M3 2 years ago
Ha! I don't like beef!

JamesFilms 9 years ago
There is no downside, just that you can't clap (if that"s a downside)

pokerman837 11 years ago
you could make appear a giant hamburger, and you end human hunger, so whats bad about saving the world for 3 pounds, as, well, it doesn't say the size of the hamburger.

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
I need to gain weight anyway.

Drum_Dubstep 5 years ago
eat salad if ur weighting

Unicorn111 10 years ago
Give the burgers to starving people

ayy.lmao 10 years ago
next on My 600 Pound Life

Babygego123 7 years ago
Dummy thicc

Hi... bye... 11 years ago
I can gain a few pounds

a_luddy1 9 years ago
if your happy and u know it clap your hands

yahoo1356 11 years ago
what if your at some kind of residual and your fourced to clap, would u just emideatly start raining hamburgers and just gain 500 pounds?

3 8 years ago
Good survival ability

Speenershnickel 11 years ago
Considering how fat the world has become, we don't need any extra weight.

Humtingstuff421 9 years ago
I never want to go to a play cause I'll have to clap and that would lead to fattest person in the world

Maggie 12 years ago
Run the extra weight off.

splatman73 10 years ago
Clap and a half!

Michi09nya 10 years ago
Oh no those old school dance songs would be torture

Joshua Skeens 13 years ago
I lose so much weight so fast I want it just for the added pounds plus free hamburger

TexasFurry 5 years ago
The earth would ordit me I would be so far

ChickenCheeseFry 10 years ago
Imagine if this was everyone at the end of a great concert.

FinnDiggle 9 years ago
ACT 3 FREEZE

Yammie1233 11 years ago
Woo, people with fast metabolism rejoice!

venoct432 6 years ago
thats a win win for me!

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

NataliaEdwards 9 years ago
I would be so fat on top of a burger mountain

Emporer Toast 11 years ago
Sell the hamburger for plastic surgery and plus I would make earth in to hamburger planet

Thatkid24 10 years ago
One pound of muscle. Didn't say it was fat

PANCAKES_ARE_AMAZING 9 years ago
I need the weight.
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