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You conjure a hamburger out of thin air every time you clap

but

You gain one pound of weight every time you clap

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TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

HSMAS 6 months ago

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Hannahho 3 years ago

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

Ekrub 6 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei 11 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Coolkawaiigamer9 10 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Then don't push the button.

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BritishCrumpet 10 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo 7 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

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Geode 8 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

XxzardxX 11 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago

I lost all my energy.

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JaidenOrozco 8 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace 9 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus22 10 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo 11 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout 11 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson 9 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

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Brittany Renae Thorne 13 years ago

Exercise.

Sheetal Vallabh 13 years ago

That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Michael Gorman 13 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

6585Hi 5 years ago

you can exercise the pound off

big BOOM 10 years ago

I dont want to get fat :/

Jharte95 11 years ago

Guess I'm going to be jabba the hutt

AtomBriones 10 years ago

damn looks like i cant go to any concerts or clap when i listen to speeches in class.

reagan 11 years ago

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap. Yes I'm 35 pans

MysticMew2625 9 years ago

Never said you cant lose the weight

Stropey 11 years ago

never like burgers anyway... (and send and wait for the flame wars to come)

Fastsnake50 10 years ago

I h8 burgers

VeljaTech 7 years ago

I wouldnt use it but if I am on Island or something like that and I am hungry this is good thing

JustOneMoreQuestion 9 years ago

Can the weight you gain be musle

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

This would only be good if youre a sumo wrestler

sr2005 11 years ago

I'm a sumo hahaha

Mr_Mortal 10 years ago

It doesn't specifically say it is fat. It could be muscle

IanMP 8 years ago

I hate my life so Clap clap clap clap x 50

shelleypatel12 11 years ago

Exercise

Speedy_boi_blu 5 years ago

Extra weight from burger

Myowndamnprofile 10 years ago

wtf who cars i f***k love hambugers

Mewline 9 years ago

I dont have to clap

TheGhostlyGamer456 11 years ago

i'd get fat and after eating the burger, i'd be even more fat, and if i clap if i'm angry i'd get more angry because i get a useless burger all over my clothes!

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Applause!

Jackson Ward 13 years ago

I am underweight anyway

Syncrosonic27 9 years ago

Free food sign me up

Thesealpuncher 11 years ago

Loop hole. I'm a walking SKELETON WITH STANDARDS

sentientbutton 10 years ago

i"m naturally healthy weight, no desire to change that

Chiller 6 years ago

I LIKE PIZZA MORE

victorialmoran 10 years ago

I pretty much gain a pound every time I eat a hamburger anyways #fat

EmeraldBanker 8 years ago

wouldnt the pound come from eating the burger you just summoned.?

sr2005 11 years ago

why I want to be fat

Wolf123 9 years ago

Imma not be a fatty.

Flappytink 11 years ago

Vegetarian

MaybeAMop 8 years ago

I’ve excepted my fate as a fat person.

BlockNloadEnthusiast 11 years ago

That makes me fat when claping to plays and music so nope

Winter64 10 years ago

dude i could make a living doing this.

Beth Kululu Berryman 13 years ago

I see no downside.

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