You conjure a hamburger out of thin air every time you clap
but
You gain one pound of weight every time you clap
I will not

Hannahho 3 years ago
Is it one pound of fat or muscle

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago
Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

HSMAS 7 months ago
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Ekrub 7 years ago
If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei 11 years ago
So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Coolkawaiigamer9 10 years ago
What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Then don't push the button.
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BritishCrumpet 10 years ago
Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo 7 years ago
Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*
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Geode 9 years ago
I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

XxzardxX 11 years ago
One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago
I lost all my energy.
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JaidenOrozco 9 years ago
Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace 9 years ago
lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus22 11 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo 11 years ago
So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout 11 years ago
Good one

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
#vegetarianswag

Dapurson 9 years ago
Nice to see fellow vegetarians
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Brittany Renae Thorne 13 years ago
Exercise.

Michael Gorman 13 years ago
i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

Sheetal Vallabh 13 years ago
That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago
who cares i fucking love hamburgers

dellan 11 years ago
#whatitslikebeinobese

Krusek 9 years ago
So I get a pound of something added to my backpack? I hope it"s gold.

Matth 12 years ago
So you conjure up hamburgers by clapping? Wouldn't we get the downside anyway?

JHP1998 10 years ago
So a hamburger and free money. Pressed the button verre hard

padyncashdat 8 years ago
Nope

AssHar 10 years ago
I'm kinda underweight, this would help. Also best burger stand ever.

Jennifer Maria Schröder 13 years ago
hamburger rain on a concert :DDDDD

IJustPressed10Button 4 years ago
How to solve world hunger and make everyone obese

OblivionTacoz 10 years ago
You'll gain weight twice as fast

roflcopters 9 years ago
get super slim then clap and make burgers sell em and then get slim again rinse and repeat

roflcopters 9 years ago
prawfet

Slywolf 11 years ago
Didn't say fat I'm gaining muscle and free hamburgers

SHAW777 6 years ago
I'm vegeterian

DOCTORWHOWILLCOMEFORMEEEE 9 years ago
Hell yeah! I have trouble gaining weight and I need it lol

TheMultifandomBoy 10 years ago
Why a damn hamburger? I wanted a pizza... *O*

FuntimeTheWolf 9 years ago
Meh I have a fast metabolism anyway. :/

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago
Small burger

Banjo 7 years ago
I can just lose the weight duh

sr2005 11 years ago
why U want to be fat

firyblueheart 10 years ago
idc, but i don't like that f u want a load of hamburgers, i would get fat....lol!!!!

PartyGamer931 8 years ago
NOPE DON'T GAIN WEIGHT!

Frisk is a Septicplier Phangirl 11 years ago
@galaxy lord alexei. we all would be dead. and with all those white girls(not hating im a white girl) that clap when they talk. humanity is fucked

MysticMew2625 10 years ago
Better than the same hamburger giveing you 3 or more pounds

Brian Poole 13 years ago
Uh gym clap gym eadt

YUXY 9 years ago
OH YEAH (not)

hello-people 10 years ago
a lil chub never hurt anyone.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
There"s technically Jo such thing as a "hamburger" because burgers are made of beef so it should be burgers or beefburger because ya know, logic.

Mafiapenguin 10 years ago
like mcdonalds

Haley67 10 years ago
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KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
1. applauses? 2. rip Americans 3. rich people in a nutshell

DragonDust 11 years ago
NOW I CAN BECOME JABBA THE HUT! YES!

ArmandoAuditore 8 years ago
Still can lose weight, it doesnt say you have to use it all the time

mouse 11 years ago
can't i just not clap?
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