You conjure a hamburger out of thin air every time you clap
but
You gain one pound of weight every time you clap
I will not


Hannahholast year
Is it one pound of fat or muscle

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

Ekrub5 years ago
If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei9 years ago
So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Geode7 years ago
I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

BritishCrumpet8 years ago
Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo6 years ago
Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*
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Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago
What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer8 years ago
Then don't push the button.
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XxzardxX9 years ago
One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl8 years ago
I lost all my energy.
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JaidenOrozco7 years ago
Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace7 years ago
lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus229 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo9 years ago
So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout9 years ago
Good one

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago
#vegetarianswag

Dapurson8 years ago
Nice to see fellow vegetarians
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Brittany Renae Thorne12 years ago
Exercise.

Sheetal Vallabh12 years ago
That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Michael Gorman12 years ago
i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

ethanzaney8 years ago
I hate hamburgers

Akecha10 years ago
That kinda already happens when you eat a hamburger...

Jay-the-Argonian9 years ago
*le me go to basketball game *claps alot* walks home and opens door and 100s of one pound weights poor out

nevinfouke7 years ago
weight and mass are very different things. i didn't need to explain and i shouldn't have to explain that.

Shajahan9 years ago
I only eat cheeseburger

MyPenIsHugelast year
I can just run a bit ig

Meeeeh9 years ago
That sucks..

Badradall111037 years ago
So what would happen if you"re impressed

Sevenspirts9 years ago
all we have to do is do fitness hahaha I win

YoBoi8 years ago
what is wrong with getting one pound bigger

Todd Wright12 years ago
I am america

Jharte959 years ago
Guess I'm going to be jabba the hutt

AtomBriones8 years ago
damn looks like i cant go to any concerts or clap when i listen to speeches in class.

6585Hi4 years ago
you can exercise the pound off

big BOOM9 years ago
I dont want to get fat :/

Fastsnake509 years ago
I h8 burgers

VeljaTech6 years ago
I wouldnt use it but if I am on Island or something like that and I am hungry this is good thing

reagan9 years ago
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap. Yes I'm 35 pans

MysticMew26258 years ago
Never said you cant lose the weight

Stropey10 years ago
never like burgers anyway... (and send and wait for the flame wars to come)

IanMP7 years ago
I hate my life so Clap clap clap clap x 50

shelleypatel129 years ago
Exercise

JustOneMoreQuestion8 years ago
Can the weight you gain be musle

Brenna Wiley12 years ago
This would only be good if youre a sumo wrestler

sr20059 years ago
I'm a sumo hahaha

Mr_Mortal9 years ago
It doesn't specifically say it is fat. It could be muscle

Watermelonman8 years ago
Applause!

Jackson Ward12 years ago
I am underweight anyway

Speedy_boi_blu3 years ago
Extra weight from burger

Myowndamnprofile9 years ago
wtf who cars i f***k love hambugers

Mewline7 years ago
I dont have to clap

TheGhostlyGamer4569 years ago
i'd get fat and after eating the burger, i'd be even more fat, and if i clap if i'm angry i'd get more angry because i get a useless burger all over my clothes!

Chiller4 years ago
I LIKE PIZZA MORE

victorialmoran9 years ago
I pretty much gain a pound every time I eat a hamburger anyways #fat
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