Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

Believe me... No one wants to be immortal... You have to watch everyone you make a relationship with die... It's horrible

KillYourseIf 3 years ago

blah blah stop trauma dumping no one cares!!!!1 boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies

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Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

But you would be able to support your weight because your legs are growing also

num1goonlord 2 years ago

square cubed law buddy.

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evilman987 11 years ago

just use my ultimate knowledge to learn how to reverse grow XD

Slayer22521 11 years ago

He didn't so how much time it would take, what if when you are too large, the universe already ended?

DoonLord 9 years ago

Then you would be floating through the hot uncomfortable void forever. Never to see or do anything ever again

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Tejas Lian Venugopal 13 years ago

Naiiil. Naiiiiiiil! What is it, Lord Guru? I saw a fish. That is all. Go back outside now.

mike6243 5 years ago

lol tfs is funny as fuck

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DrakeGaming 11 years ago

Freak the Mighty? (A VERY cool novel,no immortal tho)

Stan_Loves_Eminem 11 years ago

yaaaaazzzzz

pinkkitty0991 11 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

HelloThereM8 10 years ago

As if that"s gonna work what if you don't see your crush tomorrow plus zombies ain't real idiot.

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OkamiUrsus 9 years ago

If you grow that means your whole body not that you get fat

AbdulSammad 9 years ago

Immortality is a curse, so no thanks

LoneKid 11 years ago

All I have to do is be immobilized on my couch with video games

Michael Rodriguez 13 years ago

So from being Cpt. Jack Harkness to the Face of Boe? I'm fine with that.

AlphaWord 10 years ago

Lol

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Kate Spudthulhu Valleley 13 years ago

Is this Attack on Titan?

Thundia 11 years ago

No, we are the hunters!!!

Lilly Hillard 13 years ago

sounds like doctor who

BrianSteward 9 years ago

This is a paradox; in the act of getting larger, You none structure and muscles also get larger to support your weight. Only downside is that you would have to eat increasing amounts of food. Just become a Titan and eat people then.

I love geometry dash and minecraft 11 years ago

Read this and your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutant zombie in your sleep and all that.

SarcasticSnowFlake 11 years ago

Mostly Whovians Here ~o~

Dina Feng 13 years ago

And exactly where is the upside...................?

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Darkstalker, anyone? No? Ok....

Hans Frederick Sayno 13 years ago

Bell no

Nairda2002 10 years ago

😂 The Face Of Boe

Pupville 11 years ago

Being Immortal sucks...

theilluminatipotato 10 years ago

Being immortal is overrated

Carrots 11 years ago

Didn't wanna be immortal anyway

VaradHajare 6 years ago

See Sadhguru"s video on YouTube. He explains why being immortal is not pleasant but boring.

Z0mb1ek1tten5 12 years ago

I WILL BECOME BO HOW IS THIS BAD

Chez3 9 years ago

It would be hilarious, but no.

DevinGilliland32 11 years ago

That would just suck haha :D

AcornPineapplePizza 10 years ago

Well I'll just cut my own fat then. Because I'm immortal

ssanoobab 11 years ago

I'll rocket to space with the others who pushed the button

VertexVelox 4 years ago

im... im good. I feel like the heat death of the universe isnt worth seeing if that"s the drawback

Drake7011 10 years ago

NEVER skip leg day

Nasos 8 years ago

Then kill yourself and revive L

nul 11 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE!!!1!1!1!1!

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever 11 years ago

NO UPSIDE!!!1!1!1!1!

MaximumTrouble 11 years ago

My Penis grows too?

littlestars 11 years ago

im already immortal i do not wanna be immobolized

Brett Nova Oxford 13 years ago

yeah, the face of boe!

DeTixConnor 9 years ago

LOL I'm already pretty much immobilized...

GrayFoxMouse 11 years ago

You forgot that immortal people can change whatever look you can be. (You better not reply and say some bullshit to my face or I will punish you by disinagareting you with my disinagrating gun.)

Bradinator343 5 years ago

So you"re immortal but will eventually lose all chance of doing everything so you"re pretty much dead anyway? I don't see a good side to this

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago

You can get older when you are immortal... You stay the same age... Duh. And if I am wrong, sorry.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Jonathan Zangmeister 13 years ago

BEAN??? FROM ENDER'S GAME???

XippaCheyne 10 years ago

(insert really bad overwatch related joke including bastion in his tank mode)

Megagamingtv 11 years ago

No i dont want to be immobilised

Trenzalors 10 years ago

FACE OF BOE !!!

the bantasourus rex 11 years ago

I like laying on the floor all day

schizoid 2 years ago

Honestly, I cannot understand those who say they want eternal life, and I don't believe they fully comprehend what they are seeking. Immortality does not exclude one from suffering, and consider this prospect: once the Earth expires and explodes, where wil... [Show full comment]

Pyj16 11 years ago

if i grow my legs grow so i can support my weight duh

Inhanzin 7 years ago

I like die •>•

ceaser 11 years ago

I dont whant to live forever.I whant to go to heaven.

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