Will You Press The Button?

$waggy Pup 10 years ago

Id buy a new car every day just to give them a reason to hate me

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You"d eventually run out of money so can't buy a new car.

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

jokes on you, my company sells bombs that explode when they come into contact with an egg

Poopman469 2 years ago

Check your mailbox....

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

i'm the CEO. i have no co-workers (still didn't press because it would be too much work)

Tedder 4 years ago

Why would I want to be CEO?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus 10 years ago

they get fired and arrested for defacing my property while I come into work with a new car every day

cookbadger 9 years ago

why drive a car when you can go to work with an helicopter?

MzHyde 10 years ago

I am already a CEO of a multinational corporation that makes and distributes gourmet vegan cookies.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Fuckin" hippy!

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Traveler-7 7 years ago

Hell no, I have a crippling egg allergy!

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

LEGO

Maerbear 9 years ago

Wait what if you don't get a car!?

AlanPrower 10 years ago

I take the bus soooooo

Hazex 8 years ago

Y... You can take like a fucking jet if you want... You can airdrop out of a helicopter everyday... Because why not and tip the pilot like 100k... Or just take the bus... Whatever works

Samuel Wells 13 years ago

You wouldn't have co workers, you'd be their boss

Hazex 8 years ago

There are different types of CEO"s in a technical sense a board of directors are still CEO"s and Co-workers/partners.

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Clare_uwin 5 years ago

Jeff Bezos mode

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Another button gave unlimited $$$ = buy new car = ??? = Profit

tyrannoslayer 10 years ago

I would have the intern get my car washed

Vivigirl 9 years ago

Lololol so no downside You have no co workers! you are their boss

shiftman67 10 years ago

i would have to clean it up all the time

Castleswimmerfan 6 years ago

Set my atack dogs on them and pay to get out of jail

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Animegirlduh 10 years ago

I could just sew them

NikLMann 9 years ago

Money+free eggs=no downside

alalulu 10 years ago

What if i do not have a car

popdo69 4 years ago

Ride a bike you fat piece of shit.

DrWho3607 10 years ago

A jet is my car

Fevemly 6 years ago

Just come to work in an helicopter

ButtonPusher7000 9 years ago

Egg proof car

Loophole man 10 years ago

So that's where Donald Trump's "you're fired!" Comes from

BlueShell 8 years ago

Free eggs.

JKx 10 years ago

I could just fire them, and there's no downside...

SvenWhy 3 years ago

da big mony🤑

MCcraftmaker 10 years ago

Downside?

Ice07 5 years ago

Work alone

CommentingDevice 9 years ago

What id I don't have a car? I WANNA HORSE MOTHER ! xD Plot twists

theDeadpoool 6 years ago

Eggs would be a good decoration hahhahahahahahahah

AlexRadke 9 years ago

So basically most CEOs who aren't likable.

hassansenju 10 years ago

I would use helicopter.

LunacityButton 10 years ago

Fired fired fired fired should i continue?

TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago

It says I could, not that I will. #loophole

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

Amira Toriyama?

Ratee 3 years ago

I don't have a car so ha!

KCGarcia 9 years ago

Eggs? Full HowToBasic. I'm pressing it.

accidentalshapeshifter 9 years ago

#12 and cant drive

Nickilopilis 10 years ago

well im the ceo so imma fire them

HelloImCool 6 years ago

Fire em and get new ones

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