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RejiTyroneJr.10 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown9 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox10 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin18 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing8 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts8 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife5 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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razorsimon8 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

Damien Thorn12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses7 years ago

Yes

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I-WonderWhy8 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a...[Show full comment]

Alex12 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p...[Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider6911 months ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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Mykel8 years ago

I will never be naked in public I already done that

englishDL169 years ago

i think it would be cool to be a supreme ditator cos then you could be the Party dictator so when you are the streets People are more iely to take you in

Evil_J4 years ago

Hello southern border mine fields, machinegun nests, and pirhana in the river

fordprefect4710 years ago

Just tell them not to do that in five years. Also You could tell them to leave billions of dollars where they throw you out. Or give the position back to anyone thrown out on the street then to be instantly given that position again.

Elfdragon34510 years ago

Do good things

MichaelBugeja7 years ago

Can't you just make the rights and create rules that greatly benifit homeless people

Brian Cerosky12 years ago

I'd do great deeds for my people, and they would want me back in power!

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

Future of Trump

ashudow8 years ago

My Law"s: 1) We take every homeless person in. 2) We give infinite monies

Someguyatetoomanypretzels7 years ago

We give infinite monies ( one, would cause a fucking purge, if not, you would run out of world resources)

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Aaron Ogle12 years ago

I'm willing to be thrown out with nothing if it means I have an opportunity to eradicate crime, racial and religious hatred, bigotry, and be able to invest more money in education and alternative energy.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

law 1: lifetime appointments law 2: can never be stripped of possessions 3: we're getting out of the UN and reviewing the reasons to be in NATO 4:all liberal politicians are gone, to the curb. only conservatives in offices. 5:all environment regulations th...[Show full comment]

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

and 11: all of that awful rap garbage is gone. 12:all the celebs that did nothing for fame are out too

wxlf10 years ago

allmost hitler

KITTYDABOSS9 years ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow... Just wow

lance-with-axe3 years ago

Cure homlessness I see a lot of silly comments, but it is possible

Pedro L10 years ago

But if I make a that there si no downside?

Someguyatetoomanypretzels7 years ago

You could have a fucking house on your back... If you made a good dictator they would give you money and help you start again

Astral Umbra10 years ago

Lazy Kitty... GG mate GG

thelocalcannon9 years ago

new law, you cant strip me and if you touch me you are instantly killed

MonsterToby10 years ago

2 long 4 me (thats what she said)

Weedweed9 years ago

Glue a quadrillion dollars to my clothes

you're_my_Vendetta10 years ago

*Wearing minecraft diamond armor*

Double0racle7 years ago

I now decree that 1 year is equivalent to my lifespan. When I die, that much time will be one year.

Richard Warren Wielenbeck12 years ago

obama?

ThatOneFangirlWhoJustSoHappensToBeAShadowhunterAndDemigod10 years ago

Rule 1: get given 100 by everyone every month

ZelabDK8 years ago

So like... Trump?

Marco Black12 years ago

Totally worth it!

popeyeskid9 years ago

Well I could just make a new law that when I get thrown to the street I can get five MILLION dollars.

banannaman89 years ago

But what if I make a law that States I can't be taken out of power?

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

I don't think this country should ever end up a dictatorship amirite?

Karakui10 years ago

Introduce a law that makes it illegal for people who pass me on the street to not give me their bank account details.

what_is_this10 years ago

Just order them to leave millions of dollars stashed away for you somewhere.. problem fixed

Jay-J7 years ago

New law: y"all can't do crap to my position. Plus if y"all find a loophole I will always be infinitely rich forever.

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago

Not into communism. We'd be poor as hell as a country, and only the elite would have what they needed. Communism and Marxism will never work. Ever.

derpsounds9 years ago

New law no one eat more than 22 tons of cheese but me

VitaliiDaGamer9 years ago

you are kim john un he ate 400 pounds of cheesy cream

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

rule no. 1:the pretty cure will have to fight monsters rule no. 2:the monsters will be summoned by you,my loyal subjects rule no. 3:you have to use an object to summon the monster. rule no. 4:the monster has to possess an object (in the same way that na...[Show full comment]

jejjymaqs9 years ago

no. 1: kill anyone that opposes you. no. 2: Anything you want.

JetfirenJetstorm10 years ago

No thanks

Thunder Sword9 years ago

Step 1: Spend first 4 years doing what ever. Step 2: Pass a Law to give homeless people training for good careers. Step 3: Pass a Law to gather homeless people and house them until on their feet. Step 4: Live a good life.

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