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RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown8 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox9 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin18 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing8 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts8 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife4 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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razorsimon8 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

Damien Thorn12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses7 years ago

Yes

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I-WonderWhy8 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a...[Show full comment]

Alex12 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p...[Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider699 months ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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MollyOKami9 years ago

In order to have a dictatorship you need an insecure person with inferiority issues who can only get off at the idea of controlling people. Translation: In order to have a dictatorship, one must start with a little dick.

my_balls_itch3 years ago

its easy to keep the position, just make a law that you are always the supreme dictator no matter what

Clavis7 years ago

Rule no. 1: the current dictator can keep their office until they resign or until they die

Lazy Kitty10 years ago

The first thing I do is abolish time. Or even better, rename every measurement of time after myself. After that, I abolish religion (All the books would have to be labeled as fiction and you can't teach any of it to minors and can't market it as truth),...[Show full comment]

Seanconn358 years ago

Can`t hear it but never said you could see if you like it ;)

RandomUser9 years ago

So many loopholes...100% win on any angle.

Roosterrock1499 years ago

I'll make a law that makes a year a decade

NotTelling9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago

New law: You have to give me 900,000,000 every day for the rest of my life.

Thales Rodriguez12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : Diamond Clothing.

NickTheAnime-Gamer9 years ago

NickTheAnime-Gamer

Spider_j48 years ago

That"s not how a dictatorship works

Koby Sanders12 years ago

That's awesome

man burger 30009 years ago

make the most of it XD

Mykel8 years ago

I will never be naked in public I already done that

englishDL169 years ago

i think it would be cool to be a supreme ditator cos then you could be the Party dictator so when you are the streets People are more iely to take you in

Evil_J4 years ago

Hello southern border mine fields, machinegun nests, and pirhana in the river

fordprefect4710 years ago

Just tell them not to do that in five years. Also You could tell them to leave billions of dollars where they throw you out. Or give the position back to anyone thrown out on the street then to be instantly given that position again.

Elfdragon3459 years ago

Do good things

MichaelBugeja7 years ago

Can't you just make the rights and create rules that greatly benifit homeless people

Brian Cerosky12 years ago

I'd do great deeds for my people, and they would want me back in power!

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

Future of Trump

ashudow8 years ago

My Law"s: 1) We take every homeless person in. 2) We give infinite monies

Someguyatetoomanypretzels7 years ago

We give infinite monies ( one, would cause a fucking purge, if not, you would run out of world resources)

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Aaron Ogle12 years ago

I'm willing to be thrown out with nothing if it means I have an opportunity to eradicate crime, racial and religious hatred, bigotry, and be able to invest more money in education and alternative energy.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

law 1: lifetime appointments law 2: can never be stripped of possessions 3: we're getting out of the UN and reviewing the reasons to be in NATO 4:all liberal politicians are gone, to the curb. only conservatives in offices. 5:all environment regulations th...[Show full comment]