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RejiTyroneJr.10 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown9 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox10 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin18 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing8 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts8 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife5 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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razorsimon8 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

Damien Thorn12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses7 years ago

Yes

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I-WonderWhy8 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a...[Show full comment]

Alex12 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p...[Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider6911 months ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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what_is_this10 years ago

Just order them to leave millions of dollars stashed away for you somewhere.. problem fixed

Jay-J7 years ago

New law: y"all can't do crap to my position. Plus if y"all find a loophole I will always be infinitely rich forever.

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago

Not into communism. We'd be poor as hell as a country, and only the elite would have what they needed. Communism and Marxism will never work. Ever.

derpsounds9 years ago

New law no one eat more than 22 tons of cheese but me

VitaliiDaGamer9 years ago

you are kim john un he ate 400 pounds of cheesy cream

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

rule no. 1:the pretty cure will have to fight monsters rule no. 2:the monsters will be summoned by you,my loyal subjects rule no. 3:you have to use an object to summon the monster. rule no. 4:the monster has to possess an object (in the same way that na...[Show full comment]

jejjymaqs9 years ago

no. 1: kill anyone that opposes you. no. 2: Anything you want.

JetfirenJetstorm10 years ago

No thanks

Thunder Sword9 years ago

Step 1: Spend first 4 years doing what ever. Step 2: Pass a Law to give homeless people training for good careers. Step 3: Pass a Law to gather homeless people and house them until on their feet. Step 4: Live a good life.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Law 1: 30% of all taxes goes to me. Law 2: None of my laws can be made irreversible. Law 3: the person in reference of laws 1 and 4 refer to me, NotTheProtagonist, not whoever is leading the US. Law 4: I immediately resign and place the previous guy in charge.

NinNin10 years ago

rnSnowBunnyrnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your m...[Show full comment]

Neonmanic96 years ago

Rule 1:You can't throw me out

Kick me 10 years ago

I would hide bunkers that only I knew about in every state and the keys would be my finger print and I would have money and food and other nessecitys to keep me alive and rich I would fill one with cheese.

floppystarfish9 years ago

Just create an amazing welfare program to help you when you"re time is over

Hyperion10 years ago

Supreme dictator? I would prefer if the Americans chose me

sugaffair9 years ago

i would be very famous even if they kick me out. Famous = internet = interview = money

blanksora10 years ago

Rule no 1 until I die nobody shall kill me Rule no 2 I will have all the money I want until I die

Pooly_F7 years ago

So ... basically Trump?

Arash Michael Sami KjÃ¦r12 years ago

Swiss bank account. Tropico style!

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

TaraJane8 years ago

Put on clothes made of money but DONT destroy the money

Juan Martinez12 years ago

So long as I only went into it with only the clothes on my back I think this is pretty damn fair.

OBLIVIOUS GAMER9 years ago

new law give half of what you have to the homeless

Squidman278 years ago

MURDER ALL WHO APPOSE ME

derpyhooves74819 years ago

so obama?

AspenMuku4 years ago

*Kokichi* Other than that yeah I'll try and do what"s best for us :D

NikkiNicole10 years ago

Put on you clothes made of gold, then sell them, YOU ARE RICH AGAIN

Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics10 years ago

President: I am a president so i dont need to be a dictator. Vice President: Democracy fukkk yeah

VoluntaryDash7 years ago

FINALLY ANARCHO CAPITALISM!!!

Peradox11 years ago

remember to buy a couple of houses, and leech as much money as possibru.

GrimIce9 years ago

Hell no

butterdomain10 years ago

best 5 years ever

Cloverleaf8 years ago

1. I am not a god, so do not worship me. 2. NASA gets a bigger budget. Even if we don't make it further in space exploration their research is applicable elsewhere too 3. Impose further brackets for tax on higher incomes. Shift the lower brackets to en...[Show full comment]

Ian The'giantmidgetman Smallwood12 years ago

Rule 1. The military budget is cut down and given to the american populous no matter how poor

Xx_Maddie_Meow_xX9 years ago

New Law: Just no... i am forever dictator... FOREVER! FOR I AM SIR KING ELDRIG OF THE NORTH WESTERN AISLE OF WALMART! (get it ;) isles is spelt aisle..) yea ik im fucking lame as shit...

Emporer Toast9 years ago

THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL THE SENATE WOULD KICK YOU OUT ONCE YOU BREAK THE CONSTITUTION

anonymousbrony9 years ago

Actually no considering theat if this happened the Senate would no longer exist

MikeHunt.last year

I always hated usa i would love to be a dictator i will burn the country to the ground

Jamiel10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name f...[Show full comment]

Nightlizard10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Vortex12128 years ago

nah

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