Will You Press The Button?

hoi1919last year

teleportait

Mr_loopholes2 years ago

*grabs the boombox and plays raining tacos while teleporting rapidly and slapping people if the get in my way* Me: >:)

EllieIsOnline8 years ago

*teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Well shit

YoloYester4 years ago

*teleports into hell* oh shit.

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BobDobbs10 years ago

Handy to hold on to for emergencies. Just don't use it otherwise.

CRUELALCHEMIST796 years ago

Just keep teleporting until I get to where I want

mwp2 years ago

you could teleport to space and freeze

--------7 years ago

You don't have to use it

RaspberryRabbit7 years ago

Only use it in emergency life or death situations

GoldenSoul5 years ago

You could always just not teleport, live your life normally, and then only use it when you would rather be anywhere else but where you are, cross your fingers it"s not in a volcano, warzone, North, or South Pole, and bam. Easy. Just keep it as a backup. Li...[Show full comment]

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

FREE ABILITY! IM IN!

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

There's an artifact in WoW that does this. Pretty damn funny.

Jake1243 years ago

Yea.

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CSpark7 years ago

Then what"s the point of teleproting?

TheFangSome137 years ago

Presses button, teleports randomly onto the Heart of Gold in improbability mode.

Edric Dang12 years ago

chances of teleporting back on Earth would be slim considering how big the universe is.

Thjmze 8 years ago

Not really like just put a diaster that creates a blackhole in every solar system and Galaxie and We"re dead

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BamtanJEM9 years ago

F*CK NO

C8 years ago

Just spell it out properly. I do it all the time and it"s wayyyyy more satisfying. #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Trev11969 years ago

Why would u think about it if u did teleport randomly universe has a lot of unhabitable zones

Kane Hollar12 years ago

If you teleport somewhere bad just teleport agian

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago

Toriel from a popular RPG called Undertale

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Jon Perry12 years ago

Its only a matter of time before I land in Ariana France's shower...

Timelypat8 years ago

You"re probably more like to teleport back into your house than to there.

gogirlbff10 years ago

what if you end up somewhere bad!!

EXCESS8 years ago

what if you teleport to space or lava or something that kills you

Jared Gonzales12 years ago

i click no next thing you know i teleport to some gay guys room with a bunch of guys and they lock the door..i am good on that one

Noor9 years ago

more risk than reward, no press

AColdGuy4 years ago

Well, most of the universe is just void, that would kill you in the matter of seconds. But at least you have a suicide button.

Broerbrent8 years ago

Just teleport and wat till you know its dangerous if so then teleport again

Dontaskmyname7 years ago

Dont teleport. Only when you need to

AyaMayume10 years ago

can be good...

Darc6 months ago

Does it take a certain amount of time? Also even if you don’t use it it would be nice to havr

seanng219 years ago

what if u teleport inside a wall or into space....

Girl on fire11 years ago

Exactly why I would do it jamesDivine

Kris :)9 years ago

keep randomly teleporting till I end up close to where I want to be

AJ_Vincent8 years ago

I"d do it. A new adventure every day

Emil Vestre12 years ago

Just because I gain the ability doesn't mean I have to use it..

toastymelly9 years ago

wait does the ability include space? cos i wouldnt want to teleport somewhere random in space

Hyltran3 years ago

How random is it can I end up in the wrong galaxy?

skullcakez10 years ago

I won't. Unless my wheelchair will teleport with me. :P

septiceye9 years ago

the more fun in advincher

S-Jaegerjaquez64 years ago

Great this will be my death if I press the button

Cool_Cop5710 years ago

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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

I almost hit the button but then I considered... what if I teleported somewhere dangerous? The Marina Trench, the middle of a battlefield, even could be ten thousand feet in the air. I would rather go somewhere I know I'm going to rather than plan for Italy but end up in Antarctica.

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago

you might as well get it i mean it probably wouldnt hurt

ButWhatIf7 years ago

Rather not, don’t want to end up on Jupiter

Quack-Peep10 years ago

With this, you could even survive 9/11! When you see that a plane is going to crash into the building, you can simply teleport out of the cockpit!

Blingturtle219 years ago

I can just imagine, "I'm sorry you"re dad is dead" me: fuck this shit I'm out!

Ploggy3449 years ago

maybe if there will be any safety that i will not die in Lava or something >:(

u.n.d.e.r.t.a.l.e.amazing9 years ago

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Jacksepticeyefan 10 years ago

Escape the cops

1337master8 years ago

Is it on the surface of our planet, or? Because anything else would SUCK! I mean, seriously, if it was anything else, you"d get stuck, drown, suffocate, or just get evaporated. But I suppose it"s on our planet"s surface.

Shirokuma11 years ago

ADVENTURE O-O xD

boooiiii4 years ago

"Hey! Would you like to be literally be anywhere else in the world whenever you wish to?" "Um.. no?"

CjBlaze82610 years ago

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BawbRaws8 years ago

I WILL find out how this power can be useful to me!

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