Will You Press The Button?

Mr_loopholes 3 years ago

*grabs the boombox and plays raining tacos while teleporting rapidly and slapping people if the get in my way* Me: >:)

EllieIsOnline 10 years ago

*teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Well shit

YoloYester 5 years ago

*teleports into hell* oh shit.

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BobDobbs 11 years ago

Handy to hold on to for emergencies. Just don't use it otherwise.

hoi1919 3 years ago

teleportait

CRUELALCHEMIST79 7 years ago

Just keep teleporting until I get to where I want

mwp 4 years ago

you could teleport to space and freeze

RaspberryRabbit 9 years ago

Only use it in emergency life or death situations

-------- 8 years ago

You don't have to use it

GoldenSoul 6 years ago

You could always just not teleport, live your life normally, and then only use it when you would rather be anywhere else but where you are, cross your fingers it"s not in a volcano, warzone, North, or South Pole, and bam. Easy. Just keep it as a backup. Li... [Show full comment]

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

There's an artifact in WoW that does this. Pretty damn funny.

Jake124 4 years ago

Yea.

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

FREE ABILITY! IM IN!

Edric Dang 13 years ago

chances of teleporting back on Earth would be slim considering how big the universe is.

Thjmze 10 years ago

Not really like just put a diaster that creates a blackhole in every solar system and Galaxie and We"re dead

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CSpark 9 years ago

Then what"s the point of teleproting?

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, teleports randomly onto the Heart of Gold in improbability mode.

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

F*CK NO

C 9 years ago

Just spell it out properly. I do it all the time and it"s wayyyyy more satisfying. #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Trev1196 11 years ago

Why would u think about it if u did teleport randomly universe has a lot of unhabitable zones

Kane Hollar 13 years ago

If you teleport somewhere bad just teleport agian

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago

Toriel from a popular RPG called Undertale

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Jon Perry 13 years ago

Its only a matter of time before I land in Ariana France's shower...

Timelypat 9 years ago

You"re probably more like to teleport back into your house than to there.

Nyora~ 12 years ago

It means I can never come back home. ;-;

Luceat 10 years ago

Well it's not like I'm losing anything by getting this. If I don't wanna teleport, I can just... not teleport. And if I do teleport, I can just teleport away again if I end up somewhere sucky. Just continue teleporting until you're where you want to be (or somewhere near it). Easy.

Arshuu 3 years ago

If we teleported in a washroom in which girl is bathing and pressing his boobs

floopy789 11 years ago

You could teleport immediately out of a bad situation

Ragetnt 9 years ago

I dont want to teleport to kim jong un"s house

AColdGuy 5 years ago

uh... i think it might mean anywhere on earth. Becuase anywhere on space is simply ridiculous.

ExtremeeEver 11 years ago

60% people are idiots xD Like think about it what if teleports you in the middle of an ocean lol xD

Freeeenchy 10 years ago

what the hell ive gotten this same question 4 times in a row

Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago

I wonder if endermen have this problem...

AnotherCoryMatthews 11 years ago

i would talk so much trash and then when a guy throws a punch.. *POOF!*

â„ï¸Snowâ„ï¸ 11 years ago

Just teleport over and over again until u get the right place...

Timelypat 9 years ago

Good luck with that.

That_Girl_Is_Cool 8 years ago

Idk why I picked it 😕

MagicSpyglass 10 years ago

I don't wanna risk teleporting into somebody's bathroom while they are taking a shower.

SleepyFurry87 3 years ago

Use it as a last resort if you're in extreme danger.

SeriTheRabbit 11 years ago

How random? Like, are we saying it's possible I could end up in space or in the bottom of the ocean?

JamesDivine 12 years ago

might end up in a volcano....

DwayneTheRockJohnsonFan 4 years ago

I will teleport in to your Arms, Dwayne.

Bjorn 11 years ago

Risking to teleport to somewhere absolutely terrible is not worth it.

Greatcat 9 years ago

Can we reword this to include "On Earth"?

Timelypat 9 years ago

Just assume it does and you'll be fine.

Xavier Tramaine Lewis 13 years ago

Emergency teleportation

toastymelly 10 years ago

there's no downside. you just get a cool free ability that you don't even have to use if you don't want to. plus would be cool to teleport around until you land somewhere cool

Killwill 10 years ago

When you teleport is it any where on earth?

Davynavy02 11 years ago

no downside

unNamedKillaZ 6 years ago

You can hold your breath and teleport infinity amount of times, than you reach the place you want 🤔

Loli 11 years ago

You'd most likely never end up on Earth again. The chance of living past one teleport is incredibly unlikely anyways. ;c

MICHAEL-BISCUITS last year

Instant Mystery Holiday! Just Add Water!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

i could teleport to the DEAD CENTER of a black hole and instantly become cosmic pasta

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease 9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Dontaskmyname 8 years ago

Ive seen one of these and it was fake

mrperson420 11 years ago

Bad situation? teleport out of it! Still a bad situation? Teleport again!

Sataan 10 years ago

Two words: Cosmic drift

AlexADK 9 years ago

So you are telling me that there is a chance for me to teleport to isis? NOPE

Kyokosora 12 years ago

There's no point!!!

jagman007 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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