You will have the ability to speak and understand any language on earth.
but
You also have the inability to keep your thoughts to yourself. No matter how embarrassing, weird, dangerous, or insulting it is.
I will not


DashingPineapple9 years ago
Simple. "I'm very sorry, I have tourettes syndrome. Nice tits. Ass is a little unshapely though, have you tried squats?"

-Sci3 years ago
Conginito.INC - "at least my terrets and OCD aren't flaring up. Nice tits. Ass. GG you look look stunning. 1234-123-1234."
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Maharid2 years ago
NO!

SteamyPizzaR0lls3 years ago
Hey, (your crush’s name), nice ass. I wanna play cod, i wonder what color the shoes in kansas? I wanna make a fortune teller. Oooo look a cup, nice face. Wanna smash? Oh look a flower

235x0last year
NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LET YOU READ HEAR SEE FEEL OR KNOW MY THOUGHTS OR WHAT I THINK. note my thoughts may be an invalid file type for your Neural structure.

bungus26 months ago
slunk cat i love slouncecat and their little slup pups and the lizeads and the vullures we are all having a big BASH (party) in chimney canopy but we do not invite the scavengers they are EVIL!!

Krusek8 years ago
Say everything in a language they won't understand.

Nathantomo2257 years ago
Nice profile pic

THEBESTOFALL9 years ago
Nope, my mind is pretty damn fucked up, and nobody would want to hear the stuff that goes through my mind.

Jojo12321237 years ago
Same thebesttofall
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KawaiiCelebi9 years ago
Your crush: hello You: I don't know how long I've been in love with you. Your crush: wut

StormyAnne8 years ago
Liked it fir your pic

loggiiicc8 years ago
when im gonna say my thoughts ill just say them in a different language that them people or person doesn't understand

ERRORERROR8 years ago
I already can't keep my thoughts to myself, so why not? I also like red buttons. they"re red, and squishy and they look like mushrooms. I can't believe I'm doing this. do you think bread smells bad? I like the smell of napalm in the morning. oh, now I'm ra...[Show full comment]

UhhhIcantthinkofanything8 years ago
It would just be me singing musicals at random parts of the day. I see no downside.

ElessarTelcontar8 years ago
Does this include Elvish?

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago
Yes probably.

duck duck ducky boy9 years ago
english is my way no other language can enter my mind

Dankmemes418 years ago
I have tourettes syndrome um, "fuck off", and I sometimes I have "shit" spasms

xxMBxx8 years ago
Well I can't keep my mouth shut anyway

Jetical8 years ago
I cant keep my thoughts to myself anyways, WIN!!!

IngridLorena8 years ago
Well, I already say whatever shit I think, so thats ok

Coregamer8 years ago
A lot of porn and looking at thick ass will be in my sentence

Ardras6 years ago
Just say the thoughts you don't wan't them to hear in a language no one understands

quackadile9 years ago
Boobs are sexy!

tonydsoy9 months ago
start thinking in javascript

PrincessSuicune8 years ago
This is kind of how I am already tbh

Kawaii_forever9 years ago
I already can' keep my thoughts to myself XD

Crimson_Dragon8 years ago
I'll just share my thoughts on the internet, where no one cares

lewis04283 years ago
They never said you were gonna SAY the thought… just that you couldn’t keep it to yourself.

Superwar37957 years ago
My mind is weird and fucked up I think I want to avoid that but at all costs.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
so just say it in a very unused and obscure language

TheInfiniteBananaGun9 years ago
Easy just say your thoughts in a long forgotten language.

JediKnight8 years ago
i could just whisper

ThisSiteHasEvery13YearOld5 years ago
Think in binary

UnderMation9 years ago
I already do that

Boopbop9 years ago
Then just stfu

Lionblaze9 years ago
Hey Jayfeather, GO GET GREENCOUGH I'M TIRED OF YO' ATTITUDE.

BTCCtsotE7 months ago
They won't know it's mine doofus

Wicca66668 years ago
I say whats on my mind anyway

Cassidea9 years ago
They're secrets for a reason...

GamerAsh257 years ago
I can just say the thoughts that I wouldn't want people to know about in a different language, problem solved :/

Undead994life9 years ago
Just say your thoughts in a crazy forgotten language or in a language nobody around you speaks

jtownsend8 years ago
Can you just mouth your thoughts?

SvenWhylast year
three words "nah"

Neemem5 years ago
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

megarie28059 years ago
just speak the thoughts in a language differet to the country you're in

Ragingfurno7 years ago
So everyone would here the flame the eternal fire

sonicj019 years ago
just whisper it very quietly or say it in a language no one understands like myan or greek or viking because it didnt say what time period the languages come from

LazyBoneSheeplast month
It's okay, when I express my thoughts, I can translate them into a language that people around me can't understand. I can also create a language that only I can understand, so even if I say it, they won't know what I'm expressing.

Flameice2 8 years ago
So, I'm Sheldon?

1235player9 years ago
It's not like I already have that problem,so I see no downside

Sprazzal7 years ago
I’d be even worse off than I am already

kroboski8 years ago
just think in a different language

Orin10 months ago
Okay, so I can speak any language, so when I go to say smth embarrassing or wtv aloud, just speak a different language than the people around you

JustinParker3 years ago
That could easily get you killed or imprisoned.
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