You will have the ability to speak and understand any language on earth.
but
You also have the inability to keep your thoughts to yourself. No matter how embarrassing, weird, dangerous, or insulting it is.
I will not

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 8 months ago
How utterly mortifying. Do not press.

DashingPineapple 10 years ago
Simple. "I'm very sorry, I have tourettes syndrome. Nice tits. Ass is a little unshapely though, have you tried squats?"

-Sci 4 years ago
Conginito.INC - "at least my terrets and OCD aren't flaring up. Nice tits. Ass. GG you look look stunning. 1234-123-1234."
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Krusek 10 years ago
Say everything in a language they won't understand.

Nathantomo225 8 years ago
Nice profile pic

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago
Hey, (your crush’s name), nice ass. I wanna play cod, i wonder what color the shoes in kansas? I wanna make a fortune teller. Oooo look a cup, nice face. Wanna smash? Oh look a flower

Maharid 3 years ago
NO!

THEBESTOFALL 10 years ago
Nope, my mind is pretty damn fucked up, and nobody would want to hear the stuff that goes through my mind.

Jojo1232123 8 years ago
Same thebesttofall
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235x0 3 years ago
NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LET YOU READ HEAR SEE FEEL OR KNOW MY THOUGHTS OR WHAT I THINK. note my thoughts may be an invalid file type for your Neural structure.

bungus2 2 years ago
slunk cat i love slouncecat and their little slup pups and the lizeads and the vullures we are all having a big BASH (party) in chimney canopy but we do not invite the scavengers they are EVIL!!

KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago
Your crush: hello You: I don't know how long I've been in love with you. Your crush: wut

StormyAnne 9 years ago
Liked it fir your pic

loggiiicc 9 years ago
when im gonna say my thoughts ill just say them in a different language that them people or person doesn't understand

ERRORERROR 9 years ago
I already can't keep my thoughts to myself, so why not? I also like red buttons. they"re red, and squishy and they look like mushrooms. I can't believe I'm doing this. do you think bread smells bad? I like the smell of napalm in the morning. oh, now I'm ra... [Show full comment]

UhhhIcantthinkofanything 9 years ago
It would just be me singing musicals at random parts of the day. I see no downside.

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago
Does this include Elvish?

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago
Yes probably.

duck duck ducky boy 10 years ago
english is my way no other language can enter my mind

Dankmemes41 9 years ago
I have tourettes syndrome um, "fuck off", and I sometimes I have "shit" spasms

xxMBxx 9 years ago
Well I can't keep my mouth shut anyway

Jetical 9 years ago
I cant keep my thoughts to myself anyways, WIN!!!

IngridLorena 9 years ago
Well, I already say whatever shit I think, so thats ok

Coregamer 9 years ago
A lot of porn and looking at thick ass will be in my sentence

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
I don't keep my thoughts to my self anyways so yes!

ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago
How about speak it in sign language or korean..

Blackmace 10 years ago
It's called, "Google translator"

XiroLoco last year
bruh i alr got ts

Mr-Dust-Bunny 9 years ago
problem solved, only talk to friends and got chicks, just act like your messing with your friends and tell the chick to get down if she doesn't like what you say

Drakor 3 years ago
i love cock, why is the color yellow called yellow, cheese is delicious damn boy you look fine, trains are cool, oh look a butterfly, I HATE EVERYTHING, H O R N Y

ValerieParker 8 years ago
"Here! Have my social security number!" Nope.

Theseaurchin 10 years ago
I already pressed a button to learn all languages so no. OH AND THE DOWNSIDE DOES NOT MATTER

Mr.X543 10 years ago
Nope I like speaking my mind plus if someone said something to me I would have cussed them out

roflcopters 9 years ago
say it in other languages for example: Ich hasse mich und ich will sterben

Mammot 2 years ago
I guess everyone will know how absolutely gay I am

LeaningPine 10 years ago
Oh, hey Greg... FAP TO YA LATER!

xxlaynethebossyoutube 10 years ago
sexy naruto... plz fuck me.Wait WHAT

Datadyne 5 years ago
I already have no filter as is so fuck it

KordianKrasicki 9 years ago
Wait it works with texts

Leon Hard 10 years ago
No Downside, i'm already like this.

unsmart42069 3 years ago
"i wonder how many times green hill's music has been used." *the next day* "i figured it out, 66 times."

Doge323 10 years ago
Pootis

Ardras 7 years ago
Just say the thoughts you don't wan't them to hear in a language no one understands

quackadile 10 years ago
Boobs are sexy!

tonydsoy 2 years ago
start thinking in javascript

PrincessSuicune 9 years ago
This is kind of how I am already tbh

Kawaii_forever 10 years ago
I already can' keep my thoughts to myself XD

Crimson_Dragon 10 years ago
I'll just share my thoughts on the internet, where no one cares

lewis0428 4 years ago
They never said you were gonna SAY the thought… just that you couldn’t keep it to yourself.

Superwar3795 9 years ago
My mind is weird and fucked up I think I want to avoid that but at all costs.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
so just say it in a very unused and obscure language

TheInfiniteBananaGun 10 years ago
Easy just say your thoughts in a long forgotten language.

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 7 months ago
everyone would be in jail

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 7 months ago
every meeting:
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JediKnight 9 years ago
i could just whisper

ThisSiteHasEvery13YearOld 7 years ago
Think in binary

UnderMation 10 years ago
I already do that
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