Will You Press The Button?

You find out vampires are real and you can become one, live forever, & use your vampire powers to stop terrorists.

but

You sparkle.

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Nyabell 11 years ago

terrorist: WE'RE BLOWING UP THIS PLACE me: not on my gay ass, -hairflip, sparkles, bamf af-

Zombi3 7 years ago

This is beautiful

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Lizzycat 10 years ago

THERE is no DOWNSIDE i would love to be a vanpiere

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 years ago

sorry you got a piece of shit in your replies, hope you are doing well eell

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Dr. Who? 10 years ago

I see no downside here.

DioBrando17 7 years ago

I reject my humanity Jojo

Cursedcomments 6 years ago

"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

skidmark634 10 years ago

so?

MagnusBaneandTonyStark 8 years ago

Twilight???

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago

So I'mma look like Edward from Twilight

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago

Um... Is anyone else thinking of twilight?

pikachu1626 9 years ago

no duh

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ARW123 9 years ago

Werewolves for life

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I <3 jacob {werewolf] but I love vamps too

dudebro101 11 years ago

No some one call the Winchesters

CastielHasThePhonebox 10 years ago

Ikr

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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

press presspress but are you pressing or is the button pressing who is pressing who

Jackie Horst 13 years ago

ALL OF MY NOPE.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

YEP YEP YEP-O!!!

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derpface321 9 years ago

wut does "you sparkle" mean

ArinBowling 9 years ago

You shine in random areas of your body.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

I CAN SPARKLE???!?!?!?!? DONE!!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist on button*

_Ybiko_ 10 years ago

I don't mind a bit glitter £3£

sans111i 10 years ago

Sparkle magic

Signe Machado 13 years ago

I don't like Twilight, but being able to sparkle would be pretty awesome.

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

u pres the buton but the buton preses u

Kohl Russell 13 years ago

heheeheeehe

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Tee hee

Benji Schanus 13 years ago

For the greater gooooood!

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

*faeries are real *faerie powers

WouldIPressTheButton last year

Imagine doing drive-by while you sparkle

Ctr48033 10 years ago

BUT STOPPING TERRORISTS I MEAN THAT'S GOOD!!

sowersdylan13 11 years ago

I would love to sparkle, anyways they cant kill me

l_bin39 8 years ago

OMG their eyes…

NHLic 11 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHA XD... Vampire? REALLY??

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

NO NO TWILIGHT

WBGrock 9 years ago

While I get the twilight reference, in the cold calculus of logic at least I don't combust in sunlight. And think of the fangirls. The good just barely outweighs the bad.

smash the button 11 years ago

I do not wanna be a vampire

BaronSengir 12 years ago

dude..... im already a vampire, no! in fact, go look up baron sengir MTG, im the LORD of all vampires

VirginiaDunn 9 years ago

What"s the downside here?

Best name 11 years ago

In the beginning of reading this : YEESSS When I finish reading it: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

MonicaBarrett 9 years ago

Y would I want love 4ever

l0RD dratcuF 11 years ago

id be absolutly fabolous

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

Nah

blackheart91 10 years ago

twilght much

greekgeekwriter 11 years ago

of course i sparkle, i always wear glitter. so being a vampire is a bonus

Wolfman 11 years ago

NO! Just because I will live forever. Not because of the sparkling.

Maxious 5 years ago

I don't like vampires. I hunt and kill them ata y opportunity

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

BITCH I'M FABULOUS!

Pedro Vital 13 years ago

Being a vampire would suck sparkling or not.

jpbeat 11 years ago

the only downside is that you have something in common with twilight.

eradarksky 8 years ago

I'm not a twilight fan, but I don't mind sparkling. However, I would have to drink blood and I already know that I'm not doing that. I love human food too much.

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

HELL NAW

TheGreatPapyrus4674 9 years ago

I dont like twilight

MasterOfAntics 11 years ago

It's k. Bitches love glitter.

Krusek 10 years ago

I HATE TWILIGHT, I WOULD CONSIDER THE VAMPIRES TERRORISTS FOR MAKING ME SPARKLE.

ThePearlButton 9 years ago

Nope nope nope better be dead than fucjking Edward

pikachu1626 9 years ago

no u will be coz I will bite u

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

Twilight moment

Loganicai 10 years ago

So what? At least I can help end ISIS and the Al-Qaeda.

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