Will You Press The Button?

KataDark 2 years ago

But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Eurylochus 20 days ago

probably a bot

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Mattshea 11 years ago

chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker 7 years ago

Oh it"s matt

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LPSWolfen2174 11 years ago

No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 4 years ago

If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same

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Maharid 2 years ago

Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Agori 28 days ago

What an author, may he rest in peace

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod1928 5 years ago

I agree my dude

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Krusek 10 years ago

what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 8 years ago

I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.

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Godzilla1918 11 years ago

hmmm

RebornLT 11 years ago

OMG HOOPA!!!!!

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Lhancieplier 9 years ago

Hell no

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago

Fuck no

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix 10 years ago

Halloween is pointless :(

boomom99 11 years ago

Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity 11 years ago

You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare666 11 years ago

NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla 13 years ago

You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed 13 years ago

I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Gabrosky Riva 13 years ago

Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes 13 years ago

Ramen noodles are all I need

Grayson Clark 13 years ago

How allergic?

Zack Stout 13 years ago

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost 13 years ago

already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase 13 years ago

imalready a perfect cook

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

I am already a good cook.

Alayna Beatley 13 years ago

nope never

Barbara Perez de AraÃºjo 13 years ago

Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten 13 years ago

everything is made of sugar!!

Comparedv6 9 years ago

There is sugar in pretty much everything

MrTroll 11 years ago

I hate chocolate and dont like ice cream much but sugar and fruits NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TopTen101 10 years ago

Everything has sugar in it...

å Nigger Slayer å 11 years ago

C vitamin pills you fucking fucktard penguin king. Go hang yourself :)

dudebro101 11 years ago

Did Satan write this

Shalom325 10 years ago

Oh fuck I love ice cream...better order McDonald instead

mr.bob4657 11 years ago

who says im allergic to all that stuff

Shablooshki 2 years ago

Depends, how bad are the allergies? Is it like mild lactose intolerance levels or is it "you will die if you even think about touching this food" type allergies?

HeartlessFall37 11 years ago

My life will be ruined if i press this

LGBOUNCER 9 years ago

So everything?

Solarcleric 11 years ago

I can cook well enough, thanks. I need my sugar.

KauaFerr 6 years ago

So why press the button if I can't basically eat anything?

4chan4life 11 years ago

so only tofu and water?

PapsMatrix 9 years ago

NO, I AM NOT DONALD TRUMP,BUT I WILL HAVE MY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, WITH POWDERED SUGAR, AND CHERRY ON TOP, THIS IS MADDNESS, THIS IS SPARTA!!!

QueenCas 11 years ago

NOOOO I LOVE MY SUGAR

Deadcool1313 10 years ago

NO!! I COULDN'T LIVE!!

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

RedMutant 9 years ago

But my meals would all be perfect thusly I could make a meal the perfectly tastes like chocolate

HolyNipples 11 years ago

I can already cook fairly well, and sugar is a ingredient in a lot of stuff. So I will not be pressing the button.

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