You could cook perfect meals
but
You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits
I will not


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KataDark2 months ago
But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Lostdollfromghslover2 months ago
why the fuck are you everywhere

Maharidlast year
Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Mattshea9 years ago
chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker6 years ago
Oh it"s matt
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LPSWolfen21749 years ago
No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same
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☆Tinker☆9 years ago
I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod19283 years ago
I agree my dude
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Krusek8 years ago
what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.
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Godzilla19189 years ago
hmmm

RebornLT9 years ago
OMG HOOPA!!!!!
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Lhancieplier7 years ago
Hell no

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
Fuck no

acctocorrectu8 years ago
Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix9 years ago
Halloween is pointless :(

boomom999 years ago
Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity9 years ago
You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare6669 years ago
NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla12 years ago
You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed12 years ago
I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago
Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes12 years ago
Ramen noodles are all I need

Grayson Clark12 years ago
How allergic?

Zack Stout12 years ago
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost12 years ago
already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase12 years ago
imalready a perfect cook

Charlie Banks12 years ago
I am already a good cook.

Alayna Beatley12 years ago
nope never

Barbara Perez de Araújo12 years ago
Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten12 years ago
everything is made of sugar!!

TopTen1018 years ago
Everything has sugar in it...

卐 Nigger Slayer 卐9 years ago
C vitamin pills you fucking fucktard penguin king. Go hang yourself :)

dudebro1019 years ago
Did Satan write this

Comparedv67 years ago
There is sugar in pretty much everything

MrTroll9 years ago
I hate chocolate and dont like ice cream much but sugar and fruits NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shablooshkilast year
Depends, how bad are the allergies? Is it like mild lactose intolerance levels or is it "you will die if you even think about touching this food" type allergies?

HeartlessFall379 years ago
My life will be ruined if i press this

LGBOUNCER7 years ago
So everything?

Solarcleric9 years ago
I can cook well enough, thanks. I need my sugar.

Shalom3259 years ago
Oh fuck I love ice cream...better order McDonald instead

mr.bob46579 years ago
who says im allergic to all that stuff

PapsMatrix8 years ago
NO, I AM NOT DONALD TRUMP,BUT I WILL HAVE MY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, WITH POWDERED SUGAR, AND CHERRY ON TOP, THIS IS MADDNESS, THIS IS SPARTA!!!

QueenCas9 years ago
NOOOO I LOVE MY SUGAR

Deadcool13139 years ago
NO!! I COULDN'T LIVE!!

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

KauaFerr4 years ago
So why press the button if I can't basically eat anything?

4chan4life9 years ago
so only tofu and water?

midnightiscool959 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!😢😢😢

AceQueen187 years ago
Chocolate is my favoueite food (and i"m eating some now) i cant give up my beloved CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! I remember when they first made chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.
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