You could cook perfect meals
but
You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits
I will not

KataDark 2 years ago
But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Mattshea 11 years ago
chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker 7 years ago
Oh it"s matt
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LPSWolfen2174 11 years ago
No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 4 years ago
If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Eurylochus last month
probably a bot
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Maharid 2 years ago
Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Agori 2 months ago
What an author, may he rest in peace

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod1928 5 years ago
I agree my dude
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Krusek 10 years ago
what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 8 years ago
I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.
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Godzilla1918 11 years ago
hmmm

RebornLT 11 years ago
OMG HOOPA!!!!!
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Lhancieplier 9 years ago
Hell no

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
Fuck no

acctocorrectu 9 years ago
Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix 10 years ago
Halloween is pointless :(

boomom99 11 years ago
Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity 11 years ago
You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare666 11 years ago
NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla 13 years ago
You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed 13 years ago
I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago
You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Gabrosky Riva 13 years ago
Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes 13 years ago
Ramen noodles are all I need

Grayson Clark 13 years ago
How allergic?

Zack Stout 13 years ago
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost 13 years ago
already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
I am already a good cook.

Alayna Beatley 13 years ago
nope never

Barbara Perez de Araújo 13 years ago
Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten 13 years ago
everything is made of sugar!!

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase 13 years ago
imalready a perfect cook

Prince Dusk 10 years ago
You won't be able to eat anything since everything has some sugar in them

kctokool 11 years ago
I dont like to cook

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HOOPA 11 years ago
I don't cook I get my food by ring!

gksv 6 years ago
i am the god of communism i am immortal i have no allergies.

greaterfiend 5 years ago
How many buttoms have you pushed?:D Would allergies count as a weakness?

N8torade 11 years ago
Im lactose intolerant.

JessicaMasterson 9 years ago
I can already cook close to perfect dishes so i gain nothing and i can no longer have my favorite things... NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Theverybestusername 11 years ago
Then it's not the perfect meal then

Vince The Bear 10 years ago
Sugar is in 80 percent of foods so you would die

Choctopus 11 years ago
NOT WORTH IT

Jeremyplays2017jr 10 years ago
Np cjoclate noooooooooooooo

Yepter 11 years ago
Didnt press the button cuz i love strawberries and sugar

KIRA1 11 years ago
Just like me and L from DeathNote

GhostGirl627 11 years ago
Why da Fruits? What did they do to the guy/girl who made this?

holybalz 8 years ago
Depends on how allergic. Considering I'm allergic to a few of the options, I'll assume that I'll be as allergic to the rest of the options as I am the first few. In that case, I'll gladly take it.

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago
OH HECK NO.

Nakkaschodda last year
OH..Well i already cant eat cream and ice cream due to lactose 🥲

Secret_Song 11 years ago
F.U.C.K N.O

le_lonely_loser 9 years ago
Im already never eating those things :,3 so what ever

snapnat 11 years ago
Sugar is in all foods, you would die. Plus, I'm already a good cook, soo
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