Will You Press The Button?

JustTheTip9 years ago

So my life's savings is ONE DOLLAR????!!!!

Kittycat2_08 years ago

The antidote for it cost one dollar

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randomperson349 years ago

who says I have to use the potion, sell it on ebay for more than a dollar, profit

ThePaulDude5 years ago

You have no idea how eBay is do you?

Agent_Waffle8 years ago

So.... The victim becomes a Yandere?

duckymouth4 years ago

Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong there

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NicholasWhipple9 years ago

The real downside is that your first child becomes Voldemort.

DirtySocks4 years ago

I, too, have watched the Twilight Zone.

Timelypat8 years ago

Don't say "life"s savings", that just means all the money you"ve ever had/made. 85% of the people on this website don't have jobs.

Tacocat1017 years ago

Oh my God, it"s what"s-her-name, the , um, female gingerbread man from Shrek. Sugar! That"s it. The gingerbread man, AKA Gingy, and the Muffin Man make her after Gingy"s girlfriend kicks him out. Gingy added WAY too much sugar while baking her to make her ...[Show full comment]

Salplayz7 years ago

I know a cheaper antidote, poison!!!

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I don't mind the whole "never leaving me alone" stuff. But interfering with free will like that seems awkward. The person I select gets no say in the matter, and that would make the "love" shallow. It doesn't even meet Erikson's definition of love, since I...[Show full comment]

datboi4275 years ago

lavabomb has big brain

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Migdin18 years ago

I DONT NEED LOVE!! IT IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT STOPS ME FROM DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE!!! LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Danieldmaciel9168 years ago

Unlimited s3x

freshavacadodoritosspootermansans18 years ago

you can just give it to your poor crush that lives in a different state with walls sorounding the state

Will Horton12 years ago

there's money to be made here somewhere, in divorce settlements or something. just gotta find someone who has more than twice your life savings.

Amy Geren12 years ago

jesus chris this site is terrifying. love potions are RAPE. there are 1322 people here who would fucking rape someone. what the fuck.

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

you are the biggest idiot on earth if you think that way

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Unicorn58269 years ago

Put the girl in a cage then she won't be by your side forever

Huntermaster11257 years ago

the person can help you jack off

Kaelthan11 years ago

Good thing I don't need it ;D

JohnPaulCraig8 years ago

even in the restroom?

Jake Tyler Fehr12 years ago

Fuck yes I'd be okay with Ariana Grande being next to me 24/7

Thedj9 years ago

This sounds stupid but can it make a game/movie/TV character love you

Huehue9 years ago

No that's stupid.

DVC697 months ago

Fuck no. Love is about CONSENT. Love potions are not consent. Its making them think they want you. True love takes time.

Godmiro10 years ago

Lol i dont have any life savings

josepro2468109 years ago

Ya peter sibbald

LorsisBe5 years ago

I am dont want love

Mr. Judge10 years ago

No downside. Besides, you should find a perfect person for that.

AidanCannatelli8 years ago

There"s no downside, because you don't have to use the potion

LesbianPotato7 years ago

If Chun Li counts I'll never want her to leave me alone anyway

cornflake10 years ago

noooooooooo never

LolerImawsome9 years ago

guys all you have to do is lock them out of the room or tell them to be quiet for a momment to concentrate or just tell them you have to go some where if you do and tell them it must be alone you must be alone sorry