For $1.00 you can get a love potion and make any person of your choice fall in love with you unconditionally forever
but
that person will be by your side forever, never leaving you alone, never giving you a moments peace. The antidote costs you your life savings, and if you fail to use it properly, you will never be able to use it again.
I will not

JustTheTip 11 years ago
So my life's savings is ONE DOLLAR????!!!!

Kittycat2_0 9 years ago
The antidote for it cost one dollar
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randomperson34 10 years ago
who says I have to use the potion, sell it on ebay for more than a dollar, profit

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
You have no idea how eBay is do you?

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago
So.... The victim becomes a Yandere?

duckymouth 5 years ago
Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong there
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NicholasWhipple 10 years ago
The real downside is that your first child becomes Voldemort.

Timelypat 9 years ago
Don't say "life"s savings", that just means all the money you"ve ever had/made. 85% of the people on this website don't have jobs.

DirtySocks 5 years ago
I, too, have watched the Twilight Zone.

Tacocat101 8 years ago
Oh my God, it"s what"s-her-name, the , um, female gingerbread man from Shrek. Sugar! That"s it. The gingerbread man, AKA Gingy, and the Muffin Man make her after Gingy"s girlfriend kicks him out. Gingy added WAY too much sugar while baking her to make her ... [Show full comment]

Salplayz 8 years ago
I know a cheaper antidote, poison!!!

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago
I don't mind the whole "never leaving me alone" stuff. But interfering with free will like that seems awkward. The person I select gets no say in the matter, and that would make the "love" shallow. It doesn't even meet Erikson's definition of love, since I... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago
lavabomb has big brain
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Migdin1 9 years ago
I DONT NEED LOVE!! IT IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT STOPS ME FROM DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE!!! LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Danieldmaciel916 9 years ago
Unlimited s3x

freshavacadodoritosspootermansans1 9 years ago
you can just give it to your poor crush that lives in a different state with walls sorounding the state

Will Horton 13 years ago
there's money to be made here somewhere, in divorce settlements or something. just gotta find someone who has more than twice your life savings.

Amy Geren 13 years ago
jesus chris this site is terrifying. love potions are RAPE. there are 1322 people here who would fucking rape someone. what the fuck.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
you are the biggest idiot on earth if you think that way
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Hidked 9 years ago
Rick and morty?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
i remember this from English class. the chaser. also a twilight zone episode.

LlamaDrama 8 years ago
Sooo my whole life savings is a dollar.

Loopiloop 11 years ago
death is also an antidote for anything

I hate buttons 11 years ago
I mean I would buy the potion and just save it for an emergency

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
I will sell for a million dollars

dat dude 101 12 years ago
I dont want to accendentally use it on a naked fat guy

Natquestions 10 years ago
Twilight zone anybody?

Sunchaser 9 years ago
Love potions are basically rape, so...

Jordan Barrick 13 years ago
wasn't this the premise of a twilight zone episode?

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago
You can't MAKE someone love you. Their choice to love you defines love.

Nina952 3 years ago
Yes, yandere girlfriend.

icartwright 11 years ago
no please I cannot be near other people for that long

datboi427 6 years ago
im fine with not being left alone (as weird as that sounds), but it"s not rlly love if it"s caused by a silly potion. i would still press the button tho, just to buy said silly potion to sell it to a random simp for, eh, probs about $2,500, to make sum goo... [Show full comment]

blahfive06 11 years ago
down side?? i like meself a sticky girl

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago
So basically I marry my waifu for free.

LolerImawsome 11 years ago
Lock them out of the room dumb ass game! xD legit hacker thoughts.:3

Panifex 8 years ago
Loving me unconditionally would require leaving me alone when I need to be alone. The downside is incorrect and therefore invalid.

ROronoa82 11 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE DOWNSIDE I MEAN YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR CRUSH AND LIVE TOGETHER FOR EVER

jnv675 10 years ago
I need my own space

MasterbuilderAJ 9 years ago
#sell #sellmoremoneyz #get more moneyzthenoneDOLLER!

VVsilverVV 12 years ago
COME RIGHT UP ONLY 1 DOLER YES ONE DOLER FOR A YUNO GASAI POTION ITS LEGIT IT WORKS AND ITS KREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY AS HELL COME RIGHT UP!(i need to get rid of this shit) COME ON ANYONE PLEASE?

ClitSlayer69 10 years ago
What it says it costs 1 dollar but It says it costs my life savings then am I that poor?

Kababi 11 years ago
So my life savings are a dollar?

shylah 10 years ago
I AM A FUCKING LONER!!!!!! NOBODY DARE GIGGLE AT THAT!!!!!!!! I NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MY FUCKING PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT GIGGLE AT THAT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heatfromfire 5 years ago
IL USE IT ON MYSELF GOD DAMN IT

Diamond_Donald 11 years ago
This was a Twilight Zone episode, the guy seemed happy after he decided not to use it.

Donna Tran 13 years ago
BUBBLE MAN. BUBBLE.

Dankosaurus 8 years ago
A gun a gun is the antidote ot you can lock them in a basement cut off their legs cripple them a whole different list of horrible morbid shit

Jun bop 11 years ago
I pressed the button when I didn't want to :(

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
I will love that kind of attention... >:3

Tsundere Vegeta 11 years ago
Sounds like a yandere

hypes123 11 years ago
DOWNSIDE? =D

Unicorn5826 11 years ago
Put the girl in a cage then she won't be by your side forever

Huntermaster1125 9 years ago
the person can help you jack off

Kaelthan 12 years ago
Good thing I don't need it ;D

DVC69 2 years ago
Fuck no. Love is about CONSENT. Love potions are not consent. Its making them think they want you. True love takes time.
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