Will You Press The Button?

JustTheTip 11 years ago

So my life's savings is ONE DOLLAR????!!!!

Kittycat2_0 9 years ago

The antidote for it cost one dollar

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randomperson34 11 years ago

who says I have to use the potion, sell it on ebay for more than a dollar, profit

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

You have no idea how eBay is do you?

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

So.... The victim becomes a Yandere?

duckymouth 5 years ago

Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong there

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NicholasWhipple 10 years ago

The real downside is that your first child becomes Voldemort.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Don't say "life"s savings", that just means all the money you"ve ever had/made. 85% of the people on this website don't have jobs.

DirtySocks 5 years ago

I, too, have watched the Twilight Zone.

Tacocat101 8 years ago

Oh my God, it"s what"s-her-name, the , um, female gingerbread man from Shrek. Sugar! That"s it. The gingerbread man, AKA Gingy, and the Muffin Man make her after Gingy"s girlfriend kicks him out. Gingy added WAY too much sugar while baking her to make her ... [Show full comment]

Salplayz 8 years ago

I know a cheaper antidote, poison!!!

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

I don't mind the whole "never leaving me alone" stuff. But interfering with free will like that seems awkward. The person I select gets no say in the matter, and that would make the "love" shallow. It doesn't even meet Erikson's definition of love, since I... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

lavabomb has big brain

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Migdin1 9 years ago

I DONT NEED LOVE!! IT IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT STOPS ME FROM DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE!!! LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Danieldmaciel916 9 years ago

Unlimited s3x

freshavacadodoritosspootermansans1 9 years ago

you can just give it to your poor crush that lives in a different state with walls sorounding the state

Will Horton 13 years ago

there's money to be made here somewhere, in divorce settlements or something. just gotta find someone who has more than twice your life savings.

Amy Geren 13 years ago

jesus chris this site is terrifying. love potions are RAPE. there are 1322 people here who would fucking rape someone. what the fuck.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

you are the biggest idiot on earth if you think that way

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FinnishIsBest 10 years ago

My crush is too hot. *smacls the button with an anvil*

NinteN 11 years ago

How is $1.00 my whole life savings? Also, use the potion on my dog.

Connieevans 9 years ago

They will be with you evvverywhere?

Project_XShadow 12 years ago

My army of admirers!!!!

ModernSolutions 5 years ago

TOO MANY CONCEQUENSCHOGIGSZUIGZBUCFZU

Serraxas 11 years ago

I'd want someone to love me for, well, ME- not love me because they're incapable of doing anything else. I don't press the button.

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

sell it to the rich lonely guy and make a huge profit

kAssy122 10 years ago

whats the point, if the love is not real?

DarriDJ 9 years ago

Casthe á hate position onot her

TheCreepyChild 11 years ago

You can never die... When you die you get another life. It's true. We all died before, and some children say they remember their last life.

RKO 10 years ago

Lol half demon sempai

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LiliFae 7 years ago

I am like the most anti-social person ever, I don't even want love

my name does not matter 11 years ago

I would neveÅ— get tired of my crush :) also death is also an option

FTS 11 years ago

so now is this 50 shades of gray?

GBWYMaxwell 9 years ago

It isn't love, is it?

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

I could make a living selling love potions.

AlexZachariasen 10 years ago

Jacksepticeye here I come

Katie_LGBT 9 years ago

I"ve only ever saved up a pound so that"s a cheap antidote

Aster Kirisaki 13 years ago

No. If the person you love loves you because of a potion and a potion only, that means they don't love you at all.

Pie4life 10 years ago

What if your saving is nothing rn

meatloave 2 years ago

I'll use it , but I'll have to consider how best to.one thing for sure is she will grant me three wishes.

The1stDragonMaster 11 years ago

I like my privacy in the bathroom

Xablau Smith 10 years ago

stuff and thaangs

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

I have no life savings, it’s free and I get a gf for free so no issues

d0v4hk1In2015 11 years ago

What if you use the love potion for Lady Gaga?

dahmanner 11 years ago

she goes with you to when you shit in toilet

SewerRatt 10 years ago

I could use it on an animal EX Lion. Awesome pet. Loves me. Always with me.

Matimuxl 11 years ago

*Sitting on toilet Would you like to wipe now?

Tino 10 years ago

If shes not leaving me i would just trap her in a white room like in psico hospitals

Drag0n 11 years ago

I already have that person without the potion.. Making sure he doesn't leve me wouldn't be that bad

LolerImawsome 11 years ago

nice boobs

Kempsys 9 years ago

Basically a yandere

R4VAGER 12 years ago

Fuck that shit I need my time alone

Purrfect 4 years ago

There is a Twighlight zone about this exact thing

janmankanpan 11 years ago

Im i a Senpai??

Alexis Faye Williams 13 years ago

Everything will be okay if I have them with me. So what now?

gamrejess13597 10 years ago

touka come drink this coffee i made you.

dudef120 11 years ago

Ill never stop hating my crush so yeah ill do it

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