You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
I will not


CamOler8 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake2 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias9 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat8 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
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WingDingGaster8 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo12 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria5 years ago
So you"re gay?
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HeyyyItsNeptune7 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep7 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

macropenis8 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion8 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather2378 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

Kate Bugos12 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug9 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
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NathanLucas8 years ago
My life rn

Rowly8 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon68799 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake2 years ago
lol

blueshooja9 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew9 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs949 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 10 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon12 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

ac-1308 years ago
I can marry them instead lol

supermuffin10 years ago
Gay and bi people laugh...

Commissar9 years ago
So i can only date humans fuck

Wayward-bee5 years ago
Me, a lesbian: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

OcelotButton9 years ago
I'm not a guy anyways lol

Nieroshai9 years ago
Being bi, I see no problem. Also this would turn me black so it would still be a white guy.

Feelinstevetacular7 years ago
OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY POWEEEEEEEEEER no come here you sexy asian gay man

Fnaflover139 years ago
This is stupid because for one who would want to be gay forever nimnuts btw not offence to gays

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago
No, you would automatically become a man, it states; " You would BECOME the old spice man" so he"s trying to make everyone gay.

Numanar Von Epicloud12 years ago
If i became old spice then id git me some whiteboy ass. thuggin love.

ash.schoonbaertt1 9 years ago
You mean I'd have to date a white (or other race) man? I was probably just going to do that anyway

Fufu fighter9 years ago
But i identify as an Apache attack helecopter...........So ha ha ha.

Hiddenworld4 years ago
Who the hell is the old body spray guy and what kind of ability does he have ???

Wumbobaby 9 years ago
Why would I want that

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago
True, they won't want to. They'll *really* want to.

thatonemermaid10 years ago
*aromantic giggling*

ottertheplush5 years ago
I don't need love, I have old spice

assassinaj20039 years ago
So u become gay and racist? Wats the upside.

Sirbrus11 years ago
ASIAN WOMEN

sonicj019 years ago
wtf???

CHRISrockSTAR228 years ago
no i wanna fuck an asian

FurryRaver1839 years ago
Good thing I'm into Asian guys

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago
First off, your racist. I could date an opposite race, and second,WHO DAFAQ WANTS TO BE OLD SPICE GUY LOL

Oggy10 years ago
Upside???

Tarinator2 years ago
Excuse me, what bigot wrote this?!

otakutrashllama9 years ago
They won't want to they'll need to

ChrisPBacon10 years ago
that is bad you will die lonely

Mr.J9 years ago
So basiclly(don't care if I spelled it right or not) you are really strange and buff guy but you are gay

Antidote8 years ago
*gay guy laughing in the backyard* well at least I didn't click it

hellagay10 years ago
But but IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jayy9 years ago
I am gay so...

Pirocão4 years ago
I eat ETs.
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