You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
I will not

CamOler 10 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake 4 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias 11 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat 9 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
Load more replies

WingDingGaster 9 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo 13 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria 6 years ago
So you"re gay?
Load more replies

HeyyyItsNeptune 8 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep 9 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Kate Bugos 13 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug 11 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
Load more replies

macropenis 10 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

NathanLucas 9 years ago
My life rn

Rowly 9 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake 4 years ago
lol

blueshooja 10 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew 10 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs94 11 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 11 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon 13 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

Sirbrus 12 years ago
ASIAN WOMEN

sonicj01 10 years ago
wtf???

ottertheplush 6 years ago
I don't need love, I have old spice

assassinaj2003 11 years ago
So u become gay and racist? Wats the upside.

FurryRaver183 11 years ago
Good thing I'm into Asian guys

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago
First off, your racist. I could date an opposite race, and second,WHO DAFAQ WANTS TO BE OLD SPICE GUY LOL

Oggy 11 years ago
Upside???

CHRISrockSTAR22 10 years ago
no i wanna fuck an asian

ChrisPBacon 11 years ago
that is bad you will die lonely

Tarinator 3 years ago
Excuse me, what bigot wrote this?!

otakutrashllama 11 years ago
They won't want to they'll need to

Jayy 10 years ago
I am gay so...

Pirocão 6 years ago
I eat ETs.

Mr.J 11 years ago
So basiclly(don't care if I spelled it right or not) you are really strange and buff guy but you are gay

Antidote 9 years ago
*gay guy laughing in the backyard* well at least I didn't click it

hellagay 12 years ago
But but IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DragonFire51 8 years ago
I'm Lesbian...So...Do I become a Hotter women and get to date other girls~♥

Zamorak00 11 years ago
I could just force them to... Stockholm syndrome will take care of rest XD

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
But. But but. I have POOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lovey_Dovey 10 years ago
No that was just too easy

EdgyPotato 10 years ago
Am gay, am not racist

Jeffe_M. 11 years ago
what other race is there besides the human race is there that people would want to date? besides, I'm content to be myself

Cerulean 9 years ago
lol I'm gay

ottertheplush 5 years ago
*gay laughter*

mightycax 11 years ago
Error 404: no downside if you are gay (wich i am!)

DonSteinbarge 9 years ago
This comment may be offensive. Press to show.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

DrSykk 10 years ago
My girlfriend is a different race. I think I'm good.

SinfulOtt 12 years ago
All the gay laughter.

cottagecheese 10 years ago
''no person of the opposite sex'' what's wrong with not dating the opposite sex? homophobic much?

Superstar57 10 years ago
... i see where your going but im not lesbo. or gay cause im a man

TH3M4RU 6 years ago
They don't want to date me anyways so this is the biggest w ever

IPressy01 11 years ago
i dont even know the old spice body spray guy
Load more comments