Will You Press The Button?

Jake Engaylish 11 years ago

Dobby is a free elf.

computer10101 6 years ago

free from living

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imakat 12 years ago

HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE HATE HARRY POTTER??? STUPID MINDS???

Nebulaedogame last year

Hi there bud who has most likely forgotten this account exists! JK Rowling wants me dead. That's my reasoning.

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SilentKills115 11 years ago

*Reaches for button* "I'm sure this won't be bad." *Becomes house elf for Trump* "F*ck my life!"

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Well, that"s so sad!

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Harry Potter is shit anyways

Mammot 2 years ago

thanks satan XD

Christopher Carpenter 12 years ago

That's easy, slip a sock into a book, ask where it goes, they give me the book thinking they're too good to put it back themselves, and I open it, revealing the sock that my former master unknowingly gave me and thus skipping my way towards freedom.

Trixie 5 years ago

I’m using this

Spiderp 10 years ago

All I have to do is trick my owners into giving me clothes somehow. And then do whatever I want with my awesome magical powers.

Erin Joiner 13 years ago

Let's face it, Hermione'll have that stuff worked out in a few years anyways. Living in the HP universe would be worth it.

Robyn_Soto 10 years ago

What?

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BananagunsLikespizza 9 years ago

I mean... look at dobby’s powers

Trevorcu 9 years ago

Ill still have great powers and I just need a peice of clothing

DiscoZebra4 9 years ago

Get a sock

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

I wan't magic.... Thats just it.

OverworldTNTPig 11 years ago

Whats the upside?

dracokid1234 11 years ago

Sorry but im no ones slave

AZM12Epic 11 years ago

Quit kicking us around bro.

The Button Presser 11 years ago

I'd just got to a homeless shelter and ask for clothes

devastatar636 11 years ago

You can't. It has to be your owner who presents you with clothes. I'd just troll my owner, making their life miserable until they give in and free me.

Elyse Mason 13 years ago

S.P.E.W had better help me....

thelichking 10 years ago

@lonely pizza you should read more

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Bunhead815 10 years ago

BUT HOUSE ELVES LIKE TO WORK SO IF I AM ONE IT WILL NOT MATTER AS LONG AS I GET TO SERVE ignore the caps lock

LeopardoEnlatado 11 years ago

I Hate HarryPtter

pinkpunk5 11 years ago

ima choke my master to death with a fuckn sock you don't own me bitch

Mammot 2 years ago

Help humans!! I turned myself into a Mammot and I can't turn myself back!!!

Kaeleigh Flaharty 13 years ago

I hate Harry Potter so that was an easy choice

TheKawaiiBeanPod 9 years ago

Go get yourself a sock

Dead_Catz 11 years ago

I am not being the slave

WBGrock 11 years ago

f* that

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

I hate Harry Potter

Dark22 6 years ago

im getting horny by seeing Hermione

imavirginnn 5 years ago

are you 9?

Bunny_hop_hop 11 years ago

I don't like harry potter so skiiiiiiiiiiip

cdog2833 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Whopper 11 years ago

id kill my master turn into ron with that shit and fuck hermionie

ApexSpice 10 years ago

whats a house elf

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

A house elf does all the work in houses, when their owner presents them with clothes, they are free.

wearerobinhood 10 years ago

YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES because Hermione already passed laws protecting House-Elves

Khestra 11 years ago

Yeah sorry I don't like elves...

YALLARECRAZY 2 years ago

harry potter not that cool, these is just filtering for hardcore fans

horrormovies1997 12 years ago

harry potter sucks

BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

I'm not even gonna bother

Wolfie350 11 years ago

(Insert sexual joke here)

fnaf_fan 11 years ago

stab owner with a toothpick problem solved

Spongyjay 10 years ago

I said no at first thing

tttttt 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

computer10101 6 years ago

If you dont like your master steal his sock

Bugbird11 11 years ago

Why do you have to live under a fricken stair case and be told what to do and also harry potter is not even cool why would you

thanos 11 years ago

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Illuminati confirmee 11 years ago

Booooo I hate Harry potter

BananagunsLikespizza 9 years ago

You need a life

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ignition191 8 months ago

so live in a world of power-hungry child murderers with magic (in contrast to the power hungry child murdering muggles in our world) AND get constant abuse!? no thank you!