You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
I will not


IchibanKasugalast year
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey9 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe10 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO9 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw19 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found8 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc12058 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx10 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas12 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon9 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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DankWolf6667 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Flameice2 8 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog1579 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd10 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd12 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear10 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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PadWiflast year
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit 😭😭

Chris Weghorst12 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth

PK's Thoughts9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!

mariotheguard10 years ago
Idc if im ugly

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...

kjmn1999 10 years ago
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Andromeda7 years ago
There is no positive to this.

~Wave~length~10 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.

dantdmofficial1118 years ago
fuck

BrittanyWilliams9 years ago
i dont wanna be no ugly orc DX

Desirey Wester12 years ago
nooooooo :(

supbroz 10 years ago
I love orcs they are very strong

sonicj019 years ago
why cant i be gollum

Yatanay8 years ago
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway

Terminatorx119 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?

jomama10 years ago
THE MIDDLE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE PS4S OR B OPSIII

ABBEH9 years ago
That doesn't mean I'm an evil orc and appearance isn't really what I care about anyway

Doriko10 years ago
I will be INSTA-KILLED...

Yahac1358 years ago
Beverages

llbl11 months ago
The life of the orcs is still relatively interesting

Thaheera Althaf12 years ago
Well, Bilbo is a darling so he'll help and be friends with a poor orc such as I.

Aeroon10 years ago
they say looks dont matter, but i avoid some 1 who i cant look at without feeling unpleasant :(

Aeroon10 years ago
rn is a typo, its just :(

gahmora9 years ago
You're the ugliest orc ? Man every orc is fucking ugly xD

Jax Phoenix10 years ago
Who the hell would want to live in middle-earth everything wants to kill you reguardless of what race you are

Snowfrost9189 years ago
Exactly!

idc9 years ago
just like real life then but cooler

Furious Finch10 years ago
Weld a bitchin' metal mask to my face and become a furious, hideous war machine the likes of which will end up being fought by great heroes.

TrueRenegade8 years ago
What"s middle Earth?

BlueShell7 years ago
The core of Mars

Emily Thomas12 years ago
down side?I'm already an ugly orc i just get to move.

vioola9 years ago
all the orcs will get killed by dwarves or hobbits

olvvvvlo10 years ago
I don't see what is the good part in this deal

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I don't like Lord of the Rings so no.

SOME RANDOM GUY10 years ago
what i want is to live in an island!!!pretty sure that it would not be in the middle earth!!!

NickTheAnime-Gamer10 years ago
NickTheAnime-Gamer

irishwolf8 years ago
In orc logic ugly = beautiful

KennySSS9 years ago
I don't care what i look like, i'd leave the dark zone and make friends with the good guys, and if they still resented, well, i'm a hermit anyway so i would just live alone in the woods and be at peace with myself in a world i've always wanted to experience

genool8 years ago
What?

redhairedsatan9 years ago
i already am so I've got nothing to lose XD

RedstoneRubyGaming10 years ago
me too
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