You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
I will not


IchibanKasugalast year
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey9 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe9 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO9 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw19 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found8 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc12058 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx9 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

DankWolf6667 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas12 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon8 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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Flameice2 8 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog1579 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd9 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd12 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear9 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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pen_men107 months ago
so just middle earth?

Ruby Hyatt12 years ago
I couldn'n be an orc. If I'm not and elf or a hobbit it's not worth.

(YoDA)9 years ago
I agree

Domoss9 years ago
Thats a win win for me.

Coolgdude9979 years ago
Both are shit

LOL5679 years ago
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CT-75674 years ago
they dont have minecraft, so i think i would sty here

ButterPancakes9 years ago
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JonahBraun8 years ago
I don't even know what it is

Bob1019 years ago
Never seen the hobbit

Vince_thelonewolf8 years ago
I just won't be hostile

The_evil_Banana9 years ago
orcs are actually elves cast with dark magic so this is irrelevant.

Haley Kingsley10 years ago
Well, all Orcs have died since the end of LOTR... so yeah... not worth it cause I'd be dead.

Xx_GokuLuv69_xXlast year
orc rape...

ed32179 years ago
have you not seen hentai doujin orcs get easy fuck buddy's

Malcolmxt7 years ago
Its not the ugly orc im concerend about its the fact of how much bloodshed there is in that world. No thsnks!

Likigiur9 years ago
i like regular earth though

I am you9 years ago
ONLY 25 PECENT PRESSED DA BuTTON??? HOWWWW...

MacattackWild69 years ago
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ExpertLing4 months ago
not attractive

Andrew Owens12 years ago
YES. DREAMS COME TRUE.

springbonniev28 years ago
i didt like the part of this that was supposed to be good

BeOriginal9 years ago
Since when is living in the middle earth a good thing?

XxX_BillyBoy_XxX9 years ago
........ i quit. first off its "You get to live in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE middle OF THE Earth" And I'll just fly there in an airport.

LOL5679 years ago
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Thepoy4 years ago
Lol

blackpanther9 years ago
I hate orcs because they remind me of witches from minecraft, and don't ask why.

Loopiloop9 years ago
There is no internet. No upside

NavyNash8 years ago
LOOKS DON'T MATTER PEEPS!!!!!!!

LordofSimons10 years ago
kill all dwar... everything!

zwaglou8 years ago
I dont trust nor

Xeno2139 years ago
All orcs are bad.

Jwhite8 years ago
Racist
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rc savage9 years ago
Got it kill every one cause my face is messed up

Nacas9 years ago
Actually I don't see any downside :o

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Likigiur9 years ago
i like regular earth though

Sonofagun7 years ago
Humans are better and more comforting than creatures in the middle earth anyways

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I don't want to live in Middle Earth. I would die.
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