Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.
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Flameice2 8 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron
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Jdog1579 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.
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Wyatt the nerd10 years ago
Tha fuck
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Olivia Beverley Lloyd12 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Chris Weghorst12 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth
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PK's Thoughts9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!
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mariotheguard10 years ago
Idc if im ugly
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Snowfrost9189 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...
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kjmn1999 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Andromeda7 years ago
There is no positive to this.
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~Wave~length~10 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.
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dantdmofficial1118 years ago
fuck
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BrittanyWilliams9 years ago
i dont wanna be no ugly orc DX
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Desirey Wester12 years ago
nooooooo :(
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supbroz 10 years ago
I love orcs they are very strong
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sonicj019 years ago
why cant i be gollum
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Yatanay8 years ago
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway
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Terminatorx119 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?
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jomama10 years ago
THE MIDDLE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE PS4S OR B OPSIII
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ABBEH9 years ago
That doesn't mean I'm an evil orc
and appearance isn't really what I care about anyway
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Doriko10 years ago
I will be INSTA-KILLED...
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Yahac1358 years ago
Beverages
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llbl11 months ago
The life of the orcs is still relatively interesting
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Thaheera Althaf12 years ago
Well, Bilbo is a darling so he'll help and be friends with a poor orc such as I.
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Aeroon10 years ago
they say looks dont matter, but i avoid some 1 who i cant look at without feeling unpleasant :(
Aeroon10 years ago
rn is a typo, its just :(
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gahmora9 years ago
You're the ugliest orc ? Man every orc is fucking ugly xD
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Jax Phoenix10 years ago
Who the hell would want to live in middle-earth everything wants to kill you reguardless of what race you are
Snowfrost9189 years ago
Exactly!
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idc9 years ago
just like real life then but cooler
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Furious Finch10 years ago
Weld a bitchin' metal mask to my face and become a furious, hideous war machine the likes of which will end up being fought by great heroes.
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
What"s middle Earth?
BlueShell7 years ago
The core of Mars
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Emily Thomas12 years ago
down side?I'm already an ugly orc i just get to move.
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vioola9 years ago
all the orcs will get killed by dwarves or hobbits
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olvvvvlo10 years ago
I don't see what is the good part in this deal
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I don't like Lord of the Rings so no.
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SOME RANDOM GUY10 years ago
what i want is to live in an island!!!pretty sure that it would not be in the middle earth!!!
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NickTheAnime-Gamer10 years ago
NickTheAnime-Gamer
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irishwolf8 years ago
In orc logic ugly = beautiful
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KennySSS9 years ago
I don't care what i look like, i'd leave the dark zone and make friends with the good guys, and if they still resented, well, i'm a hermit anyway so i would just live alone in the woods and be at peace with myself in a world i've always wanted to experience
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