Will You Press The Button?

ZanyOracle239 years ago

Why get from a button which will slowly kill me what I can get from your mom with no drawbacks?

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

B R U H

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Dan arnets 9 years ago

My parents are in front of me

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

freemind9 years ago

I can finally die doing the thing I love

WaterFlame927 years ago

Same here. Which is you"re mom.

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Donderpants9 years ago

"Health" isn't very specific. I'm going to take that to mean that a single cell dies every time.

Jsouth_Games7 years ago

E X A C T L Y

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

It didn't work.

I find all the loopholes9 years ago

Go to a button that makes you invincible and immortal. Problem solved

markiplierfan28 years ago

immortality is bad

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The-fat-cat4 years ago

I’m asexual

Doritoesforever7 years ago

That button lied to me

TurtleShroom8 years ago

The fact that people press this makes me sad. There is so much more to life than fornication.

capncreeper9 years ago

Dobby Bieber had too many orgasms. Dobby Bieber now has Ebola

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Dobby must pleaser my penis.

Jack Morris12 years ago

What did the box on the right say?

Inverse-cross2 years ago

you are just right

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Akwa9 years ago

Pretty sure orgasms are supposed to be good for you... And also, GET A LIFE AND DO IT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF PRESSING A FREAKING BUTTON!

Jackson Ward12 years ago

yolo

stormmanic8 years ago

More like ebolo #ryan higa

Jessica Emmas12 years ago

doing this would diminish the experience of the real thing

TheStormGryphon9 years ago

I don't care about orgasms so...

Fish Ed9 years ago

Sitting here and pressing buttons is already deteriorating my life. I could be outdoors exercising. So might as well have orgasms with it.

LoLsaur3338 years ago

Why risk my life with a button, when I could just go over your mom"s house

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

*spams button*

DanielDoesGaming9 years ago

YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say...[Show full comment]