You have the absolute perfect life: dream job, city, partner, house etc.
but
You have a piece of popcorn permanently stuck in the back of your throat.
I will not


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shadizzlt 11 years ago
cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

warriorchick last year
it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny
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JustaRandomguy 9 years ago
Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming 9 years ago
What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago
It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind 5 years ago
perhaps half a mm

Devvyn Oler 13 years ago
Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
True
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Lostman 8 years ago
The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover 8 years ago
it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

DaCrazyFool 11 years ago
I dun wan 2 die

Jubeygirl 8 years ago
Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

Baliko 8 years ago
You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek 11 years ago
you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares 13 years ago
Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago
"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"
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Shay Lee 13 years ago
HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago
how about... no
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Diego Torres 13 years ago
Surgery duh

Josvaldo2 7 years ago
The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

gamerguy2099 10 years ago
it says permanently

Syber 11 years ago
Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.

killjoy3347 10 years ago
get it surgeclely removed

Winterlance 11 years ago
It says permanently so you can't get it out

RogueRondol 9 years ago
What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.

MexicanHobo 2 years ago
YOu MOnSter!! You forgot to add the downside

Doriko 11 years ago
DOCTORS MOTHERF***ER

Jarebare 11 years ago
Hell no

Brobo20 10 years ago
If you had a perfect life then you could get rid of the popcorn :D

puppy 11 years ago
no,just no...

Tauren 12 years ago
I could learn to live with it

plginplm 11 years ago
you get used to it in a month and don't feel it anymore...

FinniganOConnor 9 years ago
You'll get used to it

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago
I think you would get used to it eventually.

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago
I would not wish this upon my worst enemy.

Butch1230 9 years ago
Immortality must murder I would just murder myself to keep me alive if I am immortal

Haktan Kachmaz 11 years ago
Surgery... but i wouldnt trust a doctor that plays surgeon simulator XD

chaoticfox 2 months ago
NO.

flipz100 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Latoofly 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Omg, my perfect life is Hogwarts does that mean I'm going there if I press the button? BRO THIS IS SHIFTING VALIDATION

ssdestroyer314 11 years ago
-pulls popcorn outta throat- ooooo -eats it- -gets stuck again- Me: bullshit

DrWeirdFace 10 years ago
If forever... my life would be a nightmare

GamergirlAaliyah 10 years ago
I would choke on the popcorn kernels

ass fuck 11 years ago
assfuck is not a good name is tell me some better ones please :)

OrganStealer52 11 years ago
Vagina Fuck.

Tabitha Novak 13 years ago
I can't even live with that for 2 minutes o.o

stnstv 7 months ago
But it's really uncomfortable

soulstopper404 11 years ago
Nope Nope

sharpgamer 11 years ago
Never would i ever even ever be able to ever stand the popcorn stuck to the back of my throat

Natquestions 10 years ago
Get it surgically removed

xxalexxx 11 years ago
He didn't day it will kill you 😇😂😂😂

babykoala 12 years ago
I can live with the popcorn

Battle Medic 11 years ago
Well, it should be small.

ImAMurderer 9 years ago
Me: All right! Time for my interview! Interviewer; Okay, so- Me: *starts choking* Interviewer; Omg, what happened?! Me: P..Popcorn.. Interviewer; How could you watch a MOVIE before this interview?! Me: No.. It"s.. Interviewer; WHY would you throw A HOUSE P... [Show full comment]

Stephano Soober 13 years ago
Then it isn't an absolute perfect life. -.-
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