You have the absolute perfect life: dream job, city, partner, house etc.
but
You have a piece of popcorn permanently stuck in the back of your throat.
I will not

shadizzlt 11 years ago
cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

warriorchick 2 years ago
it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny
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JustaRandomguy 9 years ago
Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming 9 years ago
What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago
It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind 5 years ago
perhaps half a mm

Devvyn Oler 13 years ago
Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
True
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Lostman 8 years ago
The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover 8 years ago
it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

DaCrazyFool 11 years ago
I dun wan 2 die

Jubeygirl 8 years ago
Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

Baliko 8 years ago
You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek 11 years ago
you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares 13 years ago
Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago
"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"
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Shay Lee 13 years ago
HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago
how about... no
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Diego Torres 13 years ago
Surgery duh

Josvaldo2 7 years ago
The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

Reallybored 11 years ago
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PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago
The piece of popcorn is the size of a cell

TiroFinale 11 years ago
So my waifu could be real for some discomfort? I see no downside.

AlphaWord 10 years ago
Surgery!

chocolatte12 11 years ago
my perfect life wouldnt have popcorn stuck in my throat

Ethe11 6 years ago
Bruh, I once had one stuck back there for at least a year

spasticVocalist 11 years ago
perfect life and endless torture or mediocre life and minimal torture...

valarmorghulis 11 years ago
rich people don't eat popcorn

Animeprotagonist 8 years ago
Use my wish to get rid of it.

Brian Booher 13 years ago
Well that's stupid. It wouldn't be a perfect life then.

DerToskana 10 years ago
That's paradoxical because it wouldn't be a perfect life with a piece of popcorn in your throat

ElsaPabst 9 years ago
NOOO

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Never said how big the piece of popcorn was, or what part of the popcorn. I'd do it.

sugaffair 10 years ago
you would get used to it

zesn33ky1 11 years ago
you wouldn't even be able to enjoy it

Vallovesjack 11 years ago
I would pay someone to get it out ha

Grogs242 6 months ago
Popcorn will dissolve when it meets water

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StrawberryMilk 9 years ago
hell no.

Girl on fire 12 years ago
I can live with that

TurtleShroom 10 years ago
Perfect life in exchange for a perpetually soar throat? I'm in.

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Master of Eternity 11 years ago
Ummmmmmmm...

FelsAchat7 10 years ago
perfect is boring

Paper Kaine 11 years ago
I f**king hate popcorn

GlutNy 9 years ago
That would be uncomfortable

Henrick 11 years ago
Sorry, I had to press no. I HATE popcorn in my throat

Altaria723 9 years ago
I don't mind coughing every now and then because of popcorn. Unless it"s while I'm singing-

KnC2014 11 years ago
It could just be a small little crumb from popcorn

Naoless 10 years ago
Surgery.

mebruh 11 years ago
So what I just choke for eternity

Vladboss20010 5 years ago
I go to doctor

The WorldEater12 11 years ago
If you have the perfect life, then that piece of popcorn would not be stuck there.

AmazingMew 11 years ago
My heavwn in a nutshell

NoahHarmon 8 years ago
chew before you swallow

Nicole Waraksa 13 years ago
my perfect life would be everything listed in the first part without the popcorn
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