You will never get razor burn again
but
Your hair grows so fast you have to shave multiple times a day
I will not


NotSoGoldGoldfish9 years ago
Then don't shave. Fuckin wax or pluck m8 >.> <br> (You and your first world problems. lmao <br> (I can't grow hair and im jealous.) :C

bizzare-cringe4 years ago
Yeah. Wax multiple times a day. That won’t give you burns and scars all over your body... oh wait.
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puppy9 years ago
i never fucking got razor burn so i don't give a fuck

53NP419 years ago
ikr that makes no sense

Dapper_Potato8 years ago
If a immigrant and a child molester gets into a fight would it be Alien vs Predator?

bizzare-cringe4 years ago
No because the term “alien” is horrible. They are JUST people.
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Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Razor burns give you character

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
ive seen you like 50 times

jenmu8 years ago
being...female...?

SSJB_Ace4 years ago
Jannis shut tf up we don't need to think about that.
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helpplz 9 years ago
DUMBLEDOR BEARD

Estlo10 years ago
I'm a girl just have to wear my hair as clothes

MNITIMMY9 years ago
Did you have that beard before you got hear?

KatzSimmer9 years ago
Ima girl

Joshua Smith12 years ago
ZZ TOP THAT.

ShadowBonnie8 years ago
Razor burn? I don't need to worry.

Lelsanic9 years ago
LOOPHOLE: IMA GIRL LOL

evilman9879 years ago
Every bit of hair grows faster.

CUP950409 years ago
now i can have a magnificent beard

Julian Ehrhardt12 years ago
Guess what smurf i am

Gavinevans7 years ago
Don't shave get a sick ass bears

bizzare-cringe4 years ago
Hell yeah. Get bears!

GDPYT8 years ago
Fuck it, I wanna be gandalf.

JohnCena614829 years ago
My hair would be so sexy.

lito42010 years ago
Ill just have to just shorten the beard every hour n give the hair to cancer

Sister-Christina Stratford12 years ago
MARVEL AT THE RUG I CALL MY LEGS

mr micky poo9 years ago
im not gonna get razor burns but im gonna get razor cuts im a clumsy guy so thats absolute hell 4 me

man229 years ago
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TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
If you use an electric razor, you never get razor burn. Just saying.

CCthecat9 years ago
Oh noes im tomboy den how ah

Ron Vaksman12 years ago
real man dont shave real man have ANORMOS HAIR!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANLYYYYYYYYYYY

oldnotweak9 years ago
lol razor burn is for children. i dry shave with a bowie knife. stop being bitches

arley867 years ago
I see no downside, I dont shave anyways

Poopygreeen8 years ago
Ive never got razor burn

Nao9 years ago
never shaving again xD

dedkids09 years ago
Jeiejwjw

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
I'd rather get razor burn

Kristján Breki12 years ago
your hair can only grow a certain length plus id have the manliest of manly beards so fuck yeah

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Im 12 (. _ . )

Galaxydude908 years ago
So a Rapunzel Fuck

Kalicrimson9 years ago
People are so annoying with COPY PASTE THIS OR HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS

Kittykat140408 years ago
I mean seriously. 4 sentences.

IHiO9 years ago
Cool, i already have medium-long hair but it take so long to grow it make me mad. Button pressed, it's gonna get annoying but at least i can test out lot of differents haircuts and donate/sell long nice hair. :3

IHiO9 years ago
Nevermind it's about beard. I don't care i never get razor burn and have to shave everyday anyway.

Oimfiel10 years ago
You shave? I'm sorry that the weight of mynliness is too much for you.

Louis-Philippe Pariseau12 years ago
What kind of life is that?

Iohanis7 years ago
I nevr shave so idc im a girl i want long hair

bizzare-cringe4 years ago
... what about your legs?? You’re obviously a child nvm

evilman9879 years ago
Good for girls to grow the longest head of hair, guys get long beards win win.

DerToskana 9 years ago
Just let them grow

Devalore9 years ago
OR just let your hair grow out and only shave when you're about to go in public and bring a razor with you

Nick Schaefer12 years ago
I already have to, so seems good.

Duckyface9 years ago
KEEP THE BEARD

SydneyWalsh7 years ago
Pluck pluck, I won't shave my non existing beard

SyTaC WhooVeZz9 years ago
i love razor burn, just pour some aftershave on it and i can almost hear it hissing

Chattishgirl9 years ago
avin is right
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BananaDude8 years ago
I am practically bald so win win

Alpaka Designs9 years ago
I wouldn't want to shave. Man-beard ALL THE WAY!

restoboxer10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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