Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over?
The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder!
Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards.
12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)
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Emily0110 years ago
its called adoption boi
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Pengu1111 years ago
so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft
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blissful madness11 years ago
i will try to become imortal
Chief_Reef11 years ago
@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills
Successful in inpregnating wife, and raise the child
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MyOpinion7 years ago
I don't have to worry about getting pregnant and snotty children that cry AND I'm successful in everything? Sounds like a win win.
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Sus022010 years ago
Where is downside?
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Jim Moriarty13 years ago
Adoption
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KJkickingFeet4 years ago
SEX.... I WANT SEX...
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AMPhillips10 years ago
That's sounds like perfection!!!
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Name2312 years ago
I don't want or need kids so this is a no brainer
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WaterFlame928 years ago
I'm a guy. Guys can't make kids
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Yolo42011 years ago
I will be successful in finding and exploiting a loophole.
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Rhenarra Roxanne Foxx13 years ago
Hmm, successful in everything I do, plus I never have to put up with nine months of being huge, getting weird cravings and pains and then hours upon hours of unbearable agony all for the sake of having a child, a creature that I despise anyway? -violently slams down on button-
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Trumpcanwefixityeswecan9 years ago
Fuck children, Im a succuful human being
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Ghopher111 years ago
Then your not successful in everything you do then
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theO00329 years ago
I try to avoid the downside. I am successful. I can now have children!
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MarksMan88811 years ago
Everything, Everything (*says quietly*) what about sex......
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