You will be successful in everything you do
but
You can never have children
I will not


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235x0 3 years ago
I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5 2 years ago
rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago
ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad 9 years ago
you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod 13 years ago
Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran 4 years ago
This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.
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Hollyumbreon 10 years ago
What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakx 3 years ago
Same :v
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ZoeBrianna 8 years ago
Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago
this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago
Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Or kittens!

Jessica Winters 13 years ago
Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge 3 years ago
the same!
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WongShueLing 8 years ago
that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

Alice Wolf 13 years ago
NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago
I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime 7 years ago
You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child
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winterfrost 9 years ago
no downside yeet

NotThatGuy 10 years ago
I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare 10 years ago
There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw 10 years ago
Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily01 10 years ago
its called adoption boi

Pengu11 11 years ago
so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness 11 years ago
i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef 11 years ago
@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills
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Tatezaray 11 years ago
I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize 11 years ago
wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps 13 years ago
dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James 13 years ago
fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy 13 years ago
I could just adopt

RGPZ 8 years ago
No You Cant

Cole French 13 years ago
I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin 13 years ago
I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl 6 years ago
YAAAAAAAAAS

Levi_Ackerman_destroyeroftitans 10 years ago
For all the morons in the comment section: you cannot adopt kids.

gijswillem1 12 years ago
Fuck children

CookieGirl330 9 years ago
So does that mean I'll get no period?

IF4RTGLITTER 2 years ago
So i wont be successful in EVERYTHING?

Shermanator41 10 years ago
Successful in what I do eh? What if Im successful at having children?

TheEnchanted 11 years ago
Loophole: Try to have children

Jamoxboxjames 9 years ago
What if I'm sussefull in having children

I like food 11 years ago
adopt

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
I never want to have kids anyway but my mum and dad say at least one

I just don't care 11 years ago
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Hotgarbage 8 years ago
Haha, all I need in life is dogs

defrostu 10 years ago
No offspring tho so ur name dies

Adriano Simoni 11 years ago
Somewhere in the questions doesnt must be an dilema?

KakashiHakate 5 years ago
I don’t want children so win win

cheeto 10 years ago
life will be better off without the little shits

lily283u 12 years ago
ADOPT

ItaPita11 9 years ago
Win-Win

Time Rickson 11 years ago
Be successful in having a child

NaoLink 2 months ago
win win no?

SkyVenom009 9 years ago
Successful in creating a genetic way to reverse infertility. PROBLEM SOLVED

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
the word button has 6 letters the half is 3 6-3=3!!!! BUTTON0=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

Kitsune-V 12 years ago
Never wanted kids. :\\\\

MexicanMan2468 9 years ago
Be successful at finding a way to have children...

pabloXC83 11 years ago
#Adoption
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