Will You Press The Button?

You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.

but

You die if you touch a turtle.

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minimegaman09010 months ago

mayrioe

888thorn9 years ago

crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte3 years ago

Landmine turtle

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smhlol329 years ago

That mario reference tho

TinaLucia2 years ago

Why mexico?

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A strange person9 years ago

Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.

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CharlieGmix8 years ago

The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing38 years ago

It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman8 years ago

I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze20058 years ago

SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

JTF10 years ago

Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol3314 years ago

everybody does?

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Tanner Unsworth12 years ago

Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...

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Ravenblaze7 years ago

Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble8 years ago

So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx8 years ago

I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako8 years ago

Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl58 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania8 years ago

Basketball carrier

Alduin1288 years ago

I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie8 years ago

what if you jump on them?

Kirby9184 years ago

Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago

Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle2168 years ago

Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep9 years ago

Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray1009 years ago

... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor979 years ago

I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip138 years ago

It's a mario reference

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PACK A PUNCH CAT9 years ago

I like tortles ðŸ˜¦

Sans &amp; Frisk9 years ago

I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

I want to pet a turtle.

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we_da_bus339 years ago

haha mario refrence

Amy Castle12 years ago

so i become mario. ok then.

lol3314 years ago

yes

Ismail Anwar12 years ago

it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT9 years ago

NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander12 years ago

im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

TheRealPugThug 9 years ago

Ten I'd get a tortoise

ABlindSniper11511 years ago

I pushed the button because turtles. XD

Tauru177 years ago

Bring a glock for turtles.

Grayxiph3r9 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

gassug28 years ago

Fine by me. Mushrooms aren't a threat anymore.

ActualDemon9 years ago

just don't fucking touch a turtle

FoxyTheSilverFox8 months ago

I love turtles, so I will not press the button.

this name is not to long9 years ago

My favourite animals are turtles and I have 2 pet turtles ðŸ¢ ðŸ˜¢no

FNaF_Mangle78 years ago

I don't like mushrooms, and I rarely touch turtles. 🐢

Plutonium13378 years ago

I read that wrong...

TellYouAllAboutIt9 years ago

Well... Dont touch turtles anymore :)

gigabyte3 years ago

I dont wanna be scp 096 I like turtles

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

I’m not familiar with the specific SCPs, but you’re saying that 096 grows when touching fungi, but dies when touching turtles?

Raymondo9 years ago

No Taner

Toki Vick12 years ago

arizona, turtles are like nowhere to be found

sansyboy9188 years ago

Maleo

BlueDogXL10 years ago

Doodoodoodoodoo doo doo

That_One_Weird_Wolf4 years ago

having a good day! gonna walk home in the forest- SHIT A TURTLE AHH-

Blocksmash4569 years ago

BEGIN THE TURTLE GENOCIDE ;)

NicolaCavarra8 years ago

I hate fungi

PerDaDer9 years ago

WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET ANY BIGGER BRO PLUS I LOVE TURTLES!!

Virizu7 years ago

Never seen or will touch a turtle 👍

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