You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.
but
You die if you touch a turtle.
I will not


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888thorn 10 years ago
crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte 5 years ago
Landmine turtle
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Shirlinaaa last year
Bro became a Mario LoL

minimegaman090 2 years ago
mayrioe

smhlol32 11 years ago
That mario reference tho

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Why mexico?
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A strange person 10 years ago
Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.
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CharlieGmix 10 years ago
The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago
It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman 9 years ago
I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze2005 9 years ago
SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago
Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...
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JTF 12 years ago
Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol331 5 years ago
everybody does?
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SoulHunter_kunal 8 years ago
You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

Ravenblaze 9 years ago
Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble 9 years ago
So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx 9 years ago
I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako 9 years ago
Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl5 9 years ago
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania 9 years ago
Basketball carrier

Alduin128 10 years ago
I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie 10 years ago
what if you jump on them?

Kirby918 6 years ago
Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago
Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle216 10 years ago
Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep 10 years ago
Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray100 10 years ago
... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago
Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor97 10 years ago
I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip13 10 years ago
It's a mario reference
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PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago
I like tortles 😦

Sans & Frisk 11 years ago
I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I want to pet a turtle.
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we_da_bus33 11 years ago
haha mario refrence

Amy Castle 13 years ago
so i become mario. ok then.

lol331 5 years ago
yes

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago
it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago
NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander 13 years ago
im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

Nightshade101 8 years ago
TURTLEEEEEEEEE

mrgordo 11 years ago
Fungi's disgusting...

NHLBlaster 11 years ago
I live in Alaska there aren't that many turtles

Fastsnake50 10 years ago
MARIO DUN SUN DUN SUN DUN SUN DUN

Calista 12 years ago
Of course we know it's a Mario reference. Also, the writer of this question needs to pay me 1.4 cents for the paper towel I used to wipe Diet Coke off my monitor.

Zombie14Slayer 10 years ago
That"s not a life worth living

Pandi 11 years ago
But I love turtles :cc

Tyger 3 years ago
I'm 6'10, I don't need shrooms

cheezburger2001 10 years ago
you will die too if ou touch a mine turtle

Hhhtthv 9 years ago
OH MY SHIT!

Roaryboy 11 years ago
I can jump on them to not get hurt

Impredictable 5 years ago
Good Mario reference XD

Amanda Jayne 13 years ago
Maaario :)

Leah_770 9 years ago
What"s fungi?

Leah_770 9 years ago
Ooohhh OK I thought it was pronounced /fung/ee/ xp
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Zacattac 11 years ago
but i don't like mushrooms

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX 11 years ago
Whats fungi

Miahatsine 11 years ago
stuff like mushrooms

and-peggy 9 years ago
That is the most random thing ever.

evybye77 11 years ago
Ohhhh so this is a Mario reference. I thought this was just super random:)

Danky Pants 10 years ago
Will I turn into an Italian plumber?
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