You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.
but
You die if you touch a turtle.
I will not


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888thorn 11 years ago
crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte 5 years ago
Landmine turtle
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Shirlinaaa last year
Bro became a Mario LoL

minimegaman090 2 years ago
mayrioe

smhlol32 11 years ago
That mario reference tho

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Why mexico?
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A strange person 10 years ago
Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.
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CharlieGmix 10 years ago
The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago
It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman 10 years ago
I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze2005 10 years ago
SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago
Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...
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JTF 12 years ago
Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol331 5 years ago
everybody does?
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SoulHunter_kunal 8 years ago
You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

Ravenblaze 9 years ago
Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble 9 years ago
So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx 9 years ago
I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako 9 years ago
Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl5 9 years ago
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania 9 years ago
Basketball carrier

Alduin128 10 years ago
I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie 10 years ago
what if you jump on them?

Kirby918 6 years ago
Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago
Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle216 10 years ago
Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep 10 years ago
Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray100 10 years ago
... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago
Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor97 11 years ago
I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip13 10 years ago
It's a mario reference
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PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago
I like tortles 😦

Sans & Frisk 11 years ago
I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I want to pet a turtle.
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we_da_bus33 11 years ago
haha mario refrence

Amy Castle 13 years ago
so i become mario. ok then.

lol331 5 years ago
yes

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago
it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago
NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander 13 years ago
im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

SpongebobGamer 11 years ago
Who said i touched turtles soooo... (clicks Button)

Gamerswag87 3 years ago
MUSHROOM KINGDOM, HERE I COME!

Etharian 10 years ago
I haven't even seen a turtle in the last 10 or more year, I think I'm good.

Christian Bush 13 years ago
Mario isa not amused -_-

pandasruletheworld 9 years ago
I wuv turtles

ninjaboy 11 years ago
DAMN YOU KOOPAS TO HELLLLL

MASTERMINDGAMERDOGE 10 years ago
wow, my foot size is way bigger than my moms and shes almost 40 and im 11 my shoe size is 9.5 w and hers is like 7 mine is in womens, and im almost as tall as my nonna who is 5ft 7" so...im happy the way im growing...

Phoenixianking 11 years ago
It's a me mario

Ron Braun 13 years ago
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DI5_sQ8O-7Y/0.jpg

ejeebs 11 years ago
It's okay, I'll just wear gloves.

Sindwar 11 years ago
hello (BOOM!!!)

Impredictable 5 years ago
*wheezing intensifies because I have asthma*

LEMONSNIPER1230 11 years ago
I'm not going to be Mario

TheGaurd 10 years ago
why would i eat fungi

LumberJackAnimations 11 years ago
So what. I don't need turtles! :3

Theunusual 6 years ago
Ha...... just jump on it

and-peggy 9 years ago
Do you ever shrink again?

HydraRampage 10 years ago
Simple no soundtrack

Venyos 8 years ago
HOLY FUCK I GET TO BE MARIO?! *VIOLENT BUTTON SLAMMING*
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