You get 3 wishes.
but
Your worst enemy gets double of anything you wish for
I will not

OverworldTNTPig 11 years ago
Wish for him to have nothing, he has double nothing

minimegaman090 2 years ago
Wish for the ability to reverse your gravity for 1 second at a time. (your enemy will be stuck upside-down lololololol)

minimegaman090 2 years ago
Correction: what i just said makes no sense, your enemy would be stuck with doubled gravity

Rui Luís 13 years ago
Fuck it, I'll just wish to be beaten half to death

slhammer 4 years ago
well then the rest of your wishes have no downside anymore
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235x0 3 years ago
If god gets 3 wishes surely nothing good could come to them. anyway i pick 1. Inter-universe teleportation. 2. Shape-shifting. 3 A dagger. (just incase i get grabbed by a driftblim or something.)

Blungo 5 years ago
3 wishes is too good to refuse

princeofspiders 5 years ago
1) a billion dollars 2) the power to shapeshift 3) to lose half of all the money i own this way my enemy is destitute and i avoid the ethical problems that come with being a billionaire while still being very wealthy. and i can turn into a dragon.

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
Wish #1: I wish my enemy won't get what I wish for. Wish #2: A million more wishes.

Yuor_mom 4 years ago
But he will. A negative times a negative is a positive… bad thing and bad thing is good thing. Math

Ricocheif 10 years ago
I have no enemies.

Snakeybus 5 years ago
I DONT CARE ABOUT MY WORST ENEMY

Snakeybus 2 years ago
Update: I wish to be scared half to death

Charley Englert 13 years ago
1) Money. 2) Health. 3) You know, I always wanted to donate a kidney...

BotoiM 6 years ago
:)))
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Uncookedham87 10 years ago
I don't have any enemies

DragonEXE 9 years ago
I have no enemies, because I usually kill them in so many ways including make them watch good art ( bad hentai )

Mohstrong 10 years ago
1st wish:Me being beaten half to death Second: infinite wishes

Starslinger 9 years ago
That"s what I said.

AlexDechat 9 years ago
Why did the chick cross the road I chased him with my deep frier

ackerman 11 years ago
just no

nexus x lord 10 years ago
lol

Jensj 5 years ago
Wish 1: Make Half my ability to breath disappear Wish 2: Get half of my breathing back Wish 3: wish for a googl more wishes

Snakeybus 2 years ago
doesn't that mean they get their full breathing back?

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
I wish my enemy is beaten 1/3 to death then they will ALSO get beaten 2/3 to death

JohnMan473894 10 years ago
1) A happy, stable home life 2) Happiness for my boyfriend 3) A small cut over my jugular vein

Redsheep 8 years ago
1. Wish to lose half your wishes. 2. Multiply your remaining wishes by any number.

ZoeBrianna 8 years ago
Have a girly enemy? Wish for boy clothes, cologne, and a haircut.

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago
but what about me,
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447195711 8 years ago
1:limitless money. 2:A superpower can make any unrestricted changes to myself. 3.All my enemies are no longer and never hostile to me. (Sorry my english is not good.)

Bobithith 7 years ago
Wish for your worst enemy to die (say their name in the wish) they will die and get double death I suppose. Then wish for whatever the fuck you want

Vectron X 11 years ago
Witch is the double of infinite wishes?

Katy Rose Avgousti 13 years ago
i am my own worst enemy! L@L

princechaos03 9 years ago
wait would that mean you would get x3 of everything?
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Tadija Tetradekaedar 13 years ago
I wish I get a medium heart attack

suitsinsuits 11 years ago
that will teach the bitch XD

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
I have no "worst enemy", so... no downside?

LoLsaur334 8 years ago
First wish: Get beaten half to death

ulfur 8 years ago
I'll just wish we become friends

AceRiderYt 8 years ago
Wish for yourself to die half of the way, then wish for your crush to like you

Melite 9 years ago
I am my own worst enemy.

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago
found you
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Coolicecram64 9 years ago
No go away Bieber

VexXenZio 9 years ago
i wish i was a dragon i wish for infinate food and infinate money cand double a tranformation and infinity is infinate so how does it double

MrBagel 9 years ago
What happens if I wish for my worst enemy to die

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
They die, come back and die again.

Krusek 9 years ago
I"d wish for my life to be cut in half, then I"d wish for it to be double, then I"d ask for more wishes.

Krusek 9 years ago
They"d lose their whole life, I"d keep half. They have no life in them so 4x0 =0, I"d still have half so 1/2x2=1 so I"d get my whole life back, and with more wishes for me I can get more stuff, they can't wish for anything because they are dead.

Gammaboi99 9 years ago
I would wish my enemy would hveno wishes and my worst enemy dies

Nonnonyee 9 years ago
But then HIS enemy has no wishes and dies. And if he"s your enemy, then vice versa.

Groomy2004 10 years ago
but what if i wished my enemy to dead he wont be able to get double of what ever i wish for

EvanRocks1011 10 years ago
*if you are his enemy
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Mohmmadede 11 years ago
1)money2)super hero3)kill the guy

Nonnonyee 9 years ago
Then he"d kill someone too.

João Carvalho 13 years ago
"I wish I am my own worst enemy." For the other 2, use your imagination!

TheNarwhal 11 years ago
I feel like that'd have some serious adverse effects later in life... Just be normal and hate yourself from the start!

Phillip Calaway 13 years ago
So if I wished to be half as aweomse in every way as someone twice as awesome as me, my worst enemy would be half as awesome as me in every way. Good plan.

Dawnfire5212 9 years ago
Prussia, is that you?

Angel Eyler 13 years ago
first wish: beaten HALF to death ;D

Jazzy Voyer 13 years ago
What if I wish for my enemy to die... HE GETS NOTHING OUT OF THE OTHER TWO WISHES I MAKE! AHAHA!

ma520 5 months ago
I have to sleep 12 hours every day.

kircial 11 years ago
I wish my weight is 80 kg *ennemi became a fat ass*

Samurai_bat 11 years ago
enemy*

DiabloRidr 10 years ago
I will just torture him by torturing myself.

Aperturenc 11 years ago
what if you are your worst enemy?

Fudge 8 years ago
my worst enemy is my best friend

I_Am_Sherlocked 10 years ago
We are our own worst enemy. Boom. You get double of everything.

mewtwothefox 11 years ago
LIFE HACK: first wish: I WANT INFINITE MONEY! second wish: I want to get my enemy's money when he dies third wish: I would like to donate one of my kidneys

7200 6 years ago
sleep 12 hours per day

Owain452 10 years ago
1. Perfect life in ideal location. 2. Have my worst enemy become my best friend. 3. Each of us gets a personal android/robot (with functioning reproductive organs) to program to be our ideal mate in terms of looks and personality.
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