You will become any pokemon of your choice. Can be anything.
but
Your owner will be a douchebag.
I will not


RNGvideoinator3 years ago
Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch9 months ago
Was my first thought too
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

NHLic7 years ago
Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed6 months ago
gonna be honest that was my first thought too
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Rhett Overbay12 years ago
hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower2 years ago
Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.
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H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
Ditto.

uncleltr8 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad8 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him

gondigo9 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith7 years ago
Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner

BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?

Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
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Weston Garcia12 years ago
fucking gary

RGPZ7 years ago
What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson12 years ago
SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton12 years ago
So Gary

Jaime Mijares12 years ago
Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer9 years ago
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

whiteflamingo4 years ago
reality is you wouldint know that what is happining is wrog

Frankie 129 years ago
Fuck it I hate pokemon

Maxendre Galant9 years ago
I am a Mew , i can transform in any pokemon I want and I kill my owner and broke his pokeballs.

User28458 years ago
Dont let yourself get catched

Micheal Baldon12 years ago
Become a bad missingno and wipe her from existence.

Cate10188 years ago
Just run away, kill your owner, or form a revolution of pokemon. Gather all, going from town to town, massacring all but pokemon and animals. Kill the humans, creating a world without humans forcing us pokemon to fight each other, although we were being loyal and strong for them.

Roaryboy9 years ago
Strange, most people in that category won't catch and train a Roserade............

thinkingbox9 years ago
I'm sorry but no

ZeFrenchTurtle1447 years ago
I don’t give a crap about Pokémon but if it means I can be pikachu and zap shit then heck ye I’m in!!

ben2w9 years ago
#zoroa I would turn into a human alien thing and eat his face

BEANERMAN3 years ago
kill him

4ChanJoe9 years ago
Kill your trainer, then go to the wild

Eaglest057 years ago
I'm not even a Pokemon fan, and I still said yes.

KratosTomatoes9 years ago
I mean, I can fucking kill him and eat his corpse

TriniTDM10 years ago
Simple. I would be a Pikachu that could talk. I would demand that the trainer release me, or I would make his entire life a living nightmare. Then I would be free!

Andragolord7 years ago
id rather have one

Allen_Hope9 years ago
Now if i was a free pokemon then k but being controlled, nope

Yolinkmcrey8 years ago
Giratina. Send Gary to hell.

lonkle4 years ago
hey man it doesnt say whether its in the games or the anime, in the games he would just never use me, and I think shiny arceus could break out of a pc.

MakeAmericaGreatAgain9 years ago
Just kill them

CarlJai9 years ago
Don't obey the trainer, then douche will release said Pokemon.

Orion Reason12 years ago
U mean just like ash???

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago
Slice them with leafy blades. Problem solved.

Cderr8 years ago
I would be hoopa and just make my owner disappear

M.r_Absol3599 years ago
if i have anything to do with a pokémon, it'd be to have a Pokémon.

DrChaos7 years ago
I can just run off or kill him
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