Will You Press The Button?

RNGvideoinator 4 years ago

Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch 2 years ago

Was my first thought too

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GangsternauwL 9 years ago

gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower 4 years ago

Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.

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NHLic 8 years ago

Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

gonna be honest that was my first thought too

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NotTheSmoooze 11 years ago

Ditto.

uncleltr 10 years ago

Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad 10 years ago

Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo 11 years ago

soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster 8 years ago

Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran 8 years ago

Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon42 9 years ago

Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith 9 years ago

Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago

IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho666 9 years ago

Kill your owner

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten3 10 years ago

i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope 10 years ago

So Ash?

Migdin1 9 years ago

No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig88 10 years ago

Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady 13 years ago

I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.

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Weston Garcia 13 years ago

fucking gary

RGPZ 8 years ago

What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson 13 years ago

SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton 13 years ago

So Gary

Jaime Mijares 13 years ago

Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

Mariostar7 11 years ago

You do realize unless you pick a freaking magikarp you can just kill the guy.

Zepemx 10 years ago

I guess I'll have to become Groudon some other way...

Emily Hill 13 years ago

DAMN IT WHY IS PAUL MY TRAINER

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

Time to be a DOUCHEPOKEMON

kloee 11 years ago

Run away from him

NU1017 10 years ago

Just use your strongest move to kill him then run away

puppyface707 8 years ago

I don't have to have trainer.

Alex66 11 years ago

leave your trainer tada!

OnionKnight 11 years ago

So basically Ash will be my trainer. Fuck.

pyrite-minimal 10 years ago

Kill my owner easy

nicholsi 12 years ago

Kill the douche or sit on him with Snorlax

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan 4 years ago

Become an op Pokémon.

ruby19817 10 years ago

Im Fenekin XDDDD

Coolcon 10 years ago

Do you think any trainer could contain mega rayquaza

Patrick Druart 13 years ago

you don't have enough badges to train me

EnderSlayer14 6 years ago

Ditto

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i become my own form: cheshire the sentient. demon wings, claws of adamantium, teleporting, dead raising(kills any pokemon sent at me), shape shifting, illusions,vast intelligence and epic healing. and i naturally disable pokeballs thrown at me. to let me ... [Show full comment]

Pickels 9 years ago

Starter Squad! Just me? Yeah just me...

BliZZardGamibg 9 years ago

No. Me too

hlirby 11 years ago

i want to be a male machamp with a female trainer no pokeball and im a sex hater

BuzzfeedBad 7 years ago

Joltereon

UltraSnivy14 11 years ago

Hello there. I'm a Snivy. This is Gary Oak, my trainer.

Thanatos_Vorigan 9 years ago

Well, I become a Charizard and my owner is a douchebag. I'll kill the basterd.

Kaiyanni 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

stakercub23 10 years ago

Y can't u run away

az3us 11 years ago

I'm Arceus bitch I don't have an owner

Mickle 11 years ago

I can just kill him if I'm Darkrai.

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