Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)
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Salad9 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him
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H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.
H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.
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gondigo10 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!
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Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew
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Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit!
Trainer: *Acts like a Douche*
Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*
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SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"
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AnyaSmith8 years ago
Just kill your owner
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)
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ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...
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Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass
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Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?
Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer
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Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him
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Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate!
Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat!
Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.)
Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]
ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.
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CarlJai9 years ago
Don't obey the trainer, then douche will release said Pokemon.
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Orion Reason12 years ago
U mean just like ash???
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that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago
Slice them with leafy blades. Problem solved.
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Cderr8 years ago
I would be hoopa and just make my owner disappear
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M.r_Absol35910 years ago
if i have anything to do with a pokémon, it'd be to have a Pokémon.
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DrChaos7 years ago
I can just run off or kill him
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crazydude9910 years ago
So Gary then?
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oldnotweak10 years ago
so just kill him... mewtwo dont take shit from nobody!
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_Giancarlolracnaig_9 years ago
Arceas, bitch!
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Sylica_Telca8 years ago
I would be a Mew and kill my trainer. Since I'm a Mew I can use telepathy to speak with humans and then I can change into any Pokemon or human to which I so choose so haha XD
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Zourablu 11 years ago
Kill the douche
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Ejc091233 years ago
I don’t really know Pokemon
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SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
just ignore what they tell you to do like what actual Pokemon do when you don't have the badge to have certain level Pokemon obey you
my form is unknown to anything else. and i can possess him when he uses me.
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weweboy1(GO JACK/SEAN)10 years ago
il be a dickhead and pick arceus
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Aaron Ogle12 years ago
Doesn't matter when you're Arceus and can recreate the universe.
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TheMewgon408 years ago
Become Arceus and erase your owner from existence. Problem solved. >:)
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blue button10 years ago
BE AN BIRD OR SUMTHING, THAN FLY AWAY, SO EASY!!!!!!!!
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Couldn't think of a name9 years ago
I'd turn into a GOD DAMN GIBLE.
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KiroKane7 years ago
I would slap the doucheness put of him.#Nidoking
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rebman7139 years ago
i don't want to be a Pokemon
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22FDMM019 years ago
I'll be Giratina! I can kill my trainer.
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Manly0man7 years ago
I assume my trainer would be the kind that releases Pokémon based on their IV"s and if their EV"s aren't up to code, yes? Doesn't matter, though, there"s only upsides that I see. The jerk trainer is most likely more interesting than the stereotypical trave...[Show full comment]
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