Will You Press The Button?

notthatimportant9 years ago

create a contraption in which I shit at such great hights that my poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the toilet water, the water should not be able to reach me because it does not get enough energy from the shit hitting the water, yet it must...[Show full comment]

Bear5last year

hur hur hur

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NOAHboii8 years ago

Solution : place some toilet paper on the water.

jkmc12058 years ago

It"s clean, so who cares?

Hugh Mungus9 years ago

*stands back 5 feet from toilet" PUSHES PEE OUT FASTER THAN THE FLASH

sans fan9 years ago

hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...[Show full comment]

A fletcher9 years ago

This won't bother me

AgentCPU09 years ago

How is this a problem? Seriously, how?

Zetakarn10 years ago

I experienced splashback anyway...

Blake Keyes12 years ago

If it's clean and pristine then the toilet splashback won't matter...?

CresentMoon9 years ago

Yeah, just be careful with what you eat beforehand

Scott Holt12 years ago

Hey, if you know the toilet it clean what does it matter

PepperYSeeker8 years ago

no chance of getting diseases and always have a stall to go to.

Hoshi_No_Kirby9 years ago

That feeling's weird... ugh.

gamergeneral10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

McBmGaming10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

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MrManTheMan8 years ago

Question. Does this rule apply to port-a-pottys?

Wolf_wolf7 years ago

Ima say yes

Ron Vaksman12 years ago

this is just evil

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago

Wow I think I might even take a bath in it! 10 mins later WTF am I doing With my Life!!!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

DAMIT, GOT MY DICK WET AGAIN!

man burger 30009 years ago

i get splashback alot

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

KewlRanch7 years ago

No need to use toilet paper....

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Actually yes there is, to wipe off the splashback.

Max GT12 years ago

i like splash back so its all good baby XD

WeedCard8 years ago

Hopefully you didn't eat Taco Bell

move it9 years ago

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RiverBoyy9 years ago

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Ninjalox210 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

made-this-acc-for-no-reason4 years ago

posiedon"s kiss is bearable as long as it"s not diarrhoea water which it definitely won't be

made-this-acc-for-no-reason4 years ago

poseidon*

empbomb9 years ago

Dumb question

Animus6611 years ago

i would do it. I can deal. If it means clean public toilets I can deal. Besides there's ways to get around it like closing the lid and standing at arm's length or something.

Sb7377 years ago

I shit alot

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Just jump out of the way.

hotdog995510 years ago

nope my butt is clean no toilet water

Banipa God10 years ago

if its clean than whats the worry

I'm A Markiplite9 years ago

At least it'll be clean

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just sit on the toilet rather then stand in front of it.

Lps rocks dont judge me9 years ago

yah its my urin (I was about to say Urie as in Brandon Urie

qwertylion9 years ago

Urin trouble! He he he he he he he he

CatzZz10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

move it9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]