you instantly become fluent in any three languages you choose
but
you can never meet anybody who speaks these languages
I will not

Mithtian 10 years ago
If you choose your native language, you become human repellant

lWiIINotPressTheButton 6 years ago
Introverts for Dummies
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Bashkash 10 years ago
That's ok I'll never meet someone who speak all three languages

meatloave 2 years ago
Excellent observation ! A loophole the starship Enterprise could fly through!
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NonP 9 years ago
Programming language? No one speak in that language right?

hyperboid 2 years ago
You will never meet a Lua Engine
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Corephinx 9 years ago
Easy...Russian, never have to listen to more cykas and blets.

nomnomnomnomnomnom 3 years ago
Same here
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Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
Thanks I can't meet my crush family friends and French people. So many people are Italian, German and French. SMH(〒︿〒)

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
I ment this (〒︿〒)

HunterChato 10 years ago
Just to confuse my friends id chose the satanic language, slitherin and wookie

cadegoins 10 years ago
OH NO I should've pressed it even though u cant meet any1 u can talk to them virtually and u don't got to do your Spanish and French homework

Destry88 9 years ago
Learn it and teach it to other people.

apriljones 10 years ago
books so

CenaCentury 10 years ago
So... basically useless, nah

Bigbadman12 2 years ago
yep

EpicCookiePie 10 years ago
Well, testing or skyping is still possible no?

Hamistagan 10 years ago
danish, spanish and english so i can become a criminal

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
Well that power is useless

laziestbaby 10 years ago
what if i've already met one

Lk2958 10 years ago
Choose fictional languages. Those people don't exist and thus can't speak that language.

some_epicw0lf 10 years ago
Sooo if you choose a enemy's language you won't die!

frosty4rock 10 years ago
Im cool with that. I can curse in those languages

evilapple200@hotmail.com 10 years ago
THE AD CAME UP WITH LISTS OF DIFFRENT LANGUAGES YOU CAN TAKE IN HIGHSHCOOL.........WEIRD

Ctr48033 10 years ago
I speak 10 come on people stop, I'm a Polyglot just stop ugh

Castiellikestoboop 10 years ago
Latin and Parseltounge seems awesome so hell yeah

😭 10 years ago
Meg don't worth it

chloederoy 10 years ago
Do you know how funny it would be to fuck with people.

iluvnature 10 years ago
Forever alone

Cpt. Price 10 years ago
What does rn mean

BrendanCross 9 years ago
"right now"

Raymondo 10 years ago
Already did meet someone who speaks one language I want fluent

WryGoat 10 years ago
Sweet, I get to be fluent in three forms of sign language for free.

BenTino 4 years ago
oh so i can say i want to speak german fluently and i wont meet anybody huh outsmarted the fucking sytem

insect0114 9 years ago
Talk through a phone or hire a translator

BananaWizard27 9 years ago
I shall learn Korean!

Trixie 5 years ago
Choose gibberish. People will still be around you but you’ll understand the random asf stuff they say

Mr_decision 9 months ago
Doesn’t say I won’t meet anyone who speaks these languages individually.

Alanfra 8 years ago
Erm.... you wanna mean that if I choose the English and I go to America, no one of the people that I will meet could speek English?

Nutjob 10 years ago
No point. I already struggle with info overload.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago
we need to discuss the banana price

De2nail 5 years ago
online

EEDASN 9 years ago
Have someone you already met learn the languages... Or just confuse EVERYONE 😈

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
*chooses Japanese, Korean, and Esperanto*

RandyNightingale 9 years ago
Who cares thats what Skype is for

TheBurguerMan 2 years ago
So i can just erase a whole country?

DFDragonFire 8 years ago
French, Spanish and German (School reasons)

GeckoGamer47 3 years ago
Just choose two you want to learn and then one that almost no one knows EZ

razzer_120 9 years ago
Just choose russian It will make video games better

wellwatnowlol 5 years ago
Binary, morse code, and gibberish.

Firelord 9 years ago
That kind of defeats the purpose.

dubatch 9 years ago
Latin galic and the aztec

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 8 months ago
I'll pick Linear A, Trojan, and Cypro-Minoan.

ShroudedEclipse 7 years ago
Sem desvantagem

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago
we need to discuss the banana price

AlexBrown 9 years ago
If I want to speak badly about someone Ill just say it in chinese

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Just pick 3 languages that no one you know speaks
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