Will You Press The Button?

Maksim 3 years ago

Schizophrenia isn't as scary as movies make it out to be. It's still very difficult and is likely to take many years off of your lifespan, but it's treatable and you can get into remission. To anyone suffering from schizophrenia, you are not alone and I hope you get better

Woman_ha_ha_ha 3 years ago

I'm already a schizo so no downside

Niggakiller 2 years ago

You have the ability to pause time and move freely, but Time will resume at a random point.

ReWyne 10 years ago

It's like normal schizophrenia, except that your delusions about people stalking you and pigs flying through the air aren't delusions anymore!

The_potato_man 5 years ago

When pigs fly

funkyhotdogyt 5 years ago

What is Schizophrenia

Aliens31 2 years ago

Is a mental illness where you can't see the difference between your imagination and reality, sometimes your mind just push itself to especifical moments of time so you would act like a child or an old man suddenly all of nowhere (it doesn't matter if you h... [Show full comment]

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Coaster 8 years ago

So i"m Twilight Sparkle in Legend of Everfree?

Musial-Fireworks 5 years ago

….unexpected but yeah

Ernesto666 8 years ago

So I become legion AWESOME

Isaac Feagins 13 years ago

Got that shit already

Bagotrash 4 years ago

does forcing yourself see things schizofrenia?

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Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Hey Did you know i have schitzaphrenia? Really? Thats so cool! I do Too!

Kikkiallyouknow12 8 years ago

This thing remembered me when I was a kid and I watched equestria girls and Twilight had Schizophrenia XD

Ernesto666 8 years ago

You mean like legion

Mike Wolf 13 years ago

So, I'm like Sheogorath, with not as many godly powers? Sign! Me! Up!

ComicSansBones 10 years ago

everyone gets cheese

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Dylan Cantrell 13 years ago

I could be Doug Rattmann only with psychic powers.

ArcticSnowPup 9 years ago

Portal FTW

Korie Endicott 13 years ago

doesn't say how sever the schizophrenia has to be = minor case = awwww yisssss

Sarah Spaeth 13 years ago

skyler bidwell a mental disorder where people see things that others cannot, like ghosts and spirits

oidoid0 5 years ago

eu já tenho esquizofrenia, então só vantagens

ComicSansBones 10 years ago

that like almost the same shit

TheMLGDogeButtonPusher 11 years ago

i googled schizophrenia and im glad I didnt press

Weightless 12 years ago

These comments are going to fucking kill me. You people can't seriously not know what schizophrenia is.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

cool what"s that?

Willvy 3 years ago

Can I actually move things around or do I just believe I can?

Handsomejack1234567 11 years ago

Wouldn't you just accidentally kill everyone?

nachure1 8 years ago

Um, I have Schizophrenia and I'm also able to call myself a Phycopath so who the fuck cares.

TCETube 10 years ago

Wow... toooooo laaaatttteeeeee

Kimberly10FourtIsBackInAction 11 years ago

Eh, nah.. ;-;

ThatUser 2 years ago

what is Schizophrenia？

George Stone 13 years ago

I get friends I don't have to go out with on weekends AND mind control?? Heck yeah!!!

InsideUrMym 5 years ago

Control somebody without Schizophrenia?

zackcarr 10 years ago

make what happens fuckin real

anonymousneon 11 years ago

Schizophrenia is treatable though soooooooo

frogepls 12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

DianeSinOfEnvy 9 years ago

Schizophrenia is when you have no emotions, only some go round killing because they have no guilt.

CPM 9 years ago

No, schizophrenia is voices in your head.

J_S 3 years ago

Nothing changed?

MajesticCookie 11 years ago

what if its super minor so it doesn't do much crap?

silverwolf 11 years ago

already have thats

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Nothing changes?

Robert Budirinca 13 years ago

what is that?

JogVodka 4 years ago

Well, I don't have it but I'm sure this is a freebie for a lot of people.

ELIASFRAZIER 10 years ago

what u dont

MissMuffet 11 years ago

So you can control people and move things with your mimd but you're insane? Not worth it in my opinion.

buttonmasher 12 years ago

*every single fucking kid googles schizophrenia*

Half_Ender 3 years ago

I can move things with my mind AND get friends???

Brittany Watts 13 years ago

Sam Winchester, anyone?

BabyBird 9 years ago

A Splitting of the Mind

potato face 10 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm already a schizophrenic

Sandvich Man 11 years ago

Win-win

devilsadvocate689 6 years ago

man harold was really given a lot of guff when he tried to join the xmen.

sirmarkalot109 11 years ago

dont know wat the hell that means but i am a god

SpaceLizard24 8 months ago

A treatable (but unfortunate) illness in exchange for a supernatural power. Schizophrenia sucks, but I think it's worth it. Plus, I know I have the mental illness, so I can seek treatment and therapy quicker.

Alyssa Walker 13 years ago

Oh god

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

U guys realise schizophrenia is a really serious mental disease right? Moving things with your mind, controlling people when seeing hallucinations... U would either die or live a miserable life

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