Will You Press The Button?

235x012 months ago

I prefer Dihydrogen monoxide. Didn't press it, will you?

Migdin18 years ago

Whiskey= whis + key, whis + kers = whiskers cats have whiskers, cats are pets, dogs are pets, in china you can eat dog, you can eat food. Food tastes delicious, keys are used to go inside rooms, hotels have nice rooms. = all food will bevome delicious like...[Show full comment]

iserininayesterday

no we don't eat dogs=(

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P0$H9 years ago

I don't drink

player12348 months ago

same

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Etharian9 years ago

I'd be dead before the hour was up.

SquirmWorm4 years ago

lol

Kevin Edward Leonard Burns12 years ago

Where is the downside?

Atuf4 years ago

You have to buy it by yourself

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Iosue_Draco5 years ago

If the sloth is magical it can make whiskey taste like anything you want it to.

BravadoCadoYT5 years ago

Absolute frickin win!

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning.

Powerfulsl9 years ago

If whiskey wasn't a part of this, I'd press that button and name home Ross. XD

m-3 years ago

"i will name my home ross"

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Samantha Fleenor12 years ago

I'm pretty sure there is something in that whiskey making you see that sloth.

Cat_Spit7 years ago

Hahahha, bathsalts.

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Cephalord758 years ago

ANOTHER CUP

Gingereena52018 years ago

What"s the downside? 😂🔫

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning.

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Mahar8 years ago

it doesn't say what type of whiskey it could be watered down and its still whiskey

TehRobinik9 years ago

Why are always the creators du*b as fu*k?!

Domsheit9 years ago

That's a fucking big downside. I hate whiskey and almost all alcohol

Casey Steuber12 years ago

Yeah this is a win/win.

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning?

Kris Walker12 years ago

I get a magical talking sloth AND I can only drink whiskey the rest of my life? Where do I sign?

roversfan9 years ago

Your tombstone.

Fandomaniac9 years ago

My magical sloth can make other drinks of my choice by touching the glass

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago

So I"d die eventually.

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago

im soviet Russia, I don't know, I pushed the button, im drunk XD

Elvis Presley the King8 years ago

Win win

Evelion8 years ago

Sounds like my life already

Yahchanan10 years ago

Can I have non alcoholic whiskey?

castration12last year

erm… downside??

XxMysticOwlxX9 years ago

I dont want no sloth following me in the showerðŸ˜·ðŸ˜µ

SirTurtle9 years ago

Is he brittish?

Weeb73844 years ago

Is it still whiskey if you add water

Pig2079 years ago

47% of people dont deserve to live soooooo....

Charlotte Millington12 years ago

I see no downside here?

SaladBoii7 years ago

I see no problem here

davidgilliland389 years ago

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OpTicRKO9 years ago

I AM NOT LYING!! THIS ACTUALLY WORKED FOR ME EVERYONE MUST DO IT!!!

Camsterz238 years ago

i dont see the part that"s bad..

Bfry99 years ago

But I'm a kid... Down the hatchet

bosslantisgamer9 years ago

FUCK YEAH

blarpedy9 years ago

Umm... hell yeah, autocorrect

Whocares3518 years ago

I'm already halfway there

Comonavi10 years ago

Already happens on whiskey.

barakthebeast3 years ago

im underage

9manny999 years ago

So I die laughing.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Oh yeah whiskey baby uhh uhh drinking noise! dricking noise! Oh yes push in harder oh yea i need more!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

*drops dead*

saracresp11 years ago

The sloth is faaaar too worth it.

ravioliBandit9 years ago

DOPE AS FUCK

Plooble8 years ago

Always drunk. . . YAY!!!!!!!!

Keegan Lee12 years ago

downside: being permanently drunk, you will miss a lot of the sloth's wit.

366348e9 years ago

why not im too young to drink anyway

SentientShadow5 years ago

Finally a good poster xD

MinimiMax9 years ago

I don't drink alcohol. As awesome as the sloth would be, it's not worth giving up my beliefs for.

BGSDilemma9 years ago

Fuck it, I'll go out in a blaze of glory

TheQueerOne7 years ago

I’m Irish i have whisky becuase I’m Irish now give meh my sloth now

TurboTrigger10 years ago

Man, it's gonna be one hell of a fucking life, hammered all the time with the best kind of entertainment tailing me, I'll be living a comedic dream xD

Salix8 years ago

But you can still have the memories of you changing the universe and change it back whenever you want Me personally I would go into an anime world and fuck the hot chicks

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