You have the best house on earth
but
Every day at 3pm a stampede of spiders runs through your house
I will not


chronicallypessimistic10 months ago
Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood4 years ago
Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro8 months ago
real shit
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Nightkilla9 years ago
but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago
I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare11 years ago
as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Hedg3h099 years ago
Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

Mr Medical9 years ago
Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Joe Sturwold12 years ago
Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_3 years ago
yes
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Magnarwhal8 years ago
The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

C8 years ago
A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack8 years ago
That is not the best house

KittyCatLover8 years ago
How long do they stay for though?

Xicad7 years ago
Forever

Chase Tobiassen12 years ago
I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper882 years ago
Checkmate
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a potato9 years ago
Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago
NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex8 years ago
Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal8 years ago
My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu16268 years ago
I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid8 years ago
*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago
LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh12 years ago
Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Accio spider repellent
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magnar123410 years ago
fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo19911 years ago
If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Kahlor Quiver12 years ago
if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums
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Rhett Overbay12 years ago
so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony12 years ago
I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard12 years ago
I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago
Last question I was on was, You can be The King Of Spiders. ;) So yeah

Orangegal10 years ago
To people who say I won't be there. What about the stuff they leave. Unless super rich and hire exterminator everyday then live with them eggs and stuff

Maqil9 years ago
Arachnophobia

MickeyMouse7 years ago
I'll just settle with the second best house on Earth

zeifyl9 years ago
First of, I'm not home until 4pm. Second, I don't mind spiders.

Vuivlio8 years ago
But in my country spiders are not venomous (xD sorry if i said it wrong)..and they dont come into houses usually..only rare times..

OMGman9 years ago
NOPE.

Smartstheparts9 years ago
JUST KILL THEM.

oldnotweak10 years ago
spiders were already a part of the house... so its a win win hahaha

Con8 years ago
Make it a tourist attraction. Win win

JOHN CENAA9 years ago
Who said they were mean spiders?

Bio-H 9 years ago
Nice, I LOVE SPIDERS :3

Lzke7 years ago
Get a flamethrower to burn all the sipders at 3 am, done Also you could sell it.

Gamer911129 years ago
You can live in your dream home or mansion forever but only after you have lived a homeless life an entire year. http://willyoupressthebutton.com/267815

CaityCake10 years ago
If it's the best house it wouldn't have bugs.

Dj-dan2 years ago
If you have the best house in the world, you have to also be rich and if you’re rich you’re able to have a giant metal shield that will close around your bed at 2:55 and will open back up at 4:05 AM every night Problem solved

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago
Spoyders! yey!

Melanie Flick12 years ago
acrophobia

ThatFandomtrash7 years ago
Oh hell no

iwillhalfpressthebutton9 years ago
I have arachniphobia

bertofoda58 years ago
Im happy with my house, but be friends with spiders is pretty cool
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