Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood 5 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro 2 years ago

real shit

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Nightkilla 10 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare 12 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Mr Medical 11 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

Joe Sturwold 13 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_ 4 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal 9 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

Hedg3h09 11 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

happyman123 10 months ago

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Chase Tobiassen 13 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper88 4 years ago

Checkmate

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C 9 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack 9 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover 9 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad 9 years ago

Forever

a potato 11 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex 9 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal 9 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid 9 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming 13 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh 13 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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Kahlor Quiver 13 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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magnar1234 12 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo199 12 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony 13 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard 13 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

herpes dispenser 11 years ago

thats pretty spoopy

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Diqn 11 years ago

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1437 last year

我可以把房子卖给别人，我也不一定要住这个房子，有啥不能选的？

Burnt_Python_58 10 years ago

I'll just tell my kids to come home at 3:01 instead of 3:00

Megan Mackley 13 years ago

Ooh! Spiders!

Nubbins244 9 years ago

Best house would be really big, so just hide in the east wing whilst the spiders scurry through the hallway :D

DontPressButton 10 years ago

Just make a lot of spider traps

BernadFish 11 years ago

I would move out of the way. :I

Dannybionic 4 years ago

I would learn to befriend the spiders and work alongside them

TheGrayGamer 11 years ago

they go around my house, not inside it, so.....

Teamgrumpycatfan 9 years ago

NOOOOOO

FishPampers 11 years ago

i have arachnophobia O3o

stillfuture207 7 years ago

I have an army

HyruleBall 11 years ago

IM FUCKING READY BRING THE SPIDERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SnakeTanner 9 years ago

Im fine just as long as they stay off the roof

kpmrocks33 11 years ago

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Weirdo88 11 years ago

Fuckyuuuuu <3

Inazuma23 10 years ago

OH MY GOD THE SPIDER NO! FUCK. THAT. SHIT!

ineedmoremoney 12 years ago

Minute starts at 3pm no

FunnyFace 9 years ago

Barricade your house from the inside. That good enough? Or just build a passage from your yard through your basement and out the other side of your yard.

Kirevaam 11 years ago

Design a runway for them.

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