Will You Press The Button?

Pizzagram9 years ago

What are the advantages of this? Is anyone that passionate about double jumping??

justjesus5 years ago

Uh.... Basketball anyone 🏀

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splatoonmastr9 years ago

two words:giant trampoline.

DisIsMyUsername8 years ago

Flipin genius my guy XD

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

never said i wouldn't break my legs after jumping

Estephan7 years ago

Nope thx

Migdin17 years ago

Just jump out of your grave when you die

Posik5 years ago

In ever since I can land well so I can jump extremely high and land on the floor and break both my feet and arms

Arcaderis8 years ago

Not in the mood for being Super Mario

crazedpostdoc9 years ago

I'm already black sooo no upside.

Sansnoekie8 years ago

So.. every half year your birthday?

Meep19 years ago

I can be solid snake

Jordan Combs12 years ago

I'm already immortal from another button

StrudelCutie44274 years ago

I don't remember pressing an immortality button today, but I"ve probably pressed one at some point.

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Mistahboon9 years ago

So,snoop dog?

IronSoldier7 years ago

They never said you would die before everyone else

BloodRedRose7 years ago

Good, death comes quicker and I finally got one talent.

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser9 years ago

The downside is scientifically impossible.

OresDaKing8 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU PEOPLE DO SUCH A FUCKING IDEA???

Kaiyanni9 years ago

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Brad Lear12 years ago

Why the heck would I want to be able to jump high lol I am not living in a platformer or at least I don't think so lol

Yeetcoeschann6 years ago

Why???

Awsome-dude7 years ago

i clicked a buttun now i cant age or die

LetMeHomuHomuYou9 years ago

Why would i want to jump high

BoiBoixd8 years ago

You can hold your breath a bit longer than usual BUT YOU DIE INSTANTLY

MajorMomHappy8 years ago

Sold. SLAM.

Lord_Aristle8 years ago

S.m.a.r.t. y.e.p. lets do t.h.a.t. o.n.e.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

If you jump super high unless you land on something like a trampoline or a mattress you're probably going to break your legs and possibly some other bones... so yeah I don't want to fall to my death.

Greyson Tackett12 years ago

why not? cause i'm white and 2x what i can jump now isnt that high

Awsomegamer7 years ago

Mom clean the house

LAM3W31RD07 years ago

BOING! BOING! BOING! oi my back

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud9 years ago

Leap out anytime, jump from building to another... do huge things, escape, live fast, die a legend. Where's the downside ?

Derpyjeje8 years ago

What"s the purpose of this?

KB19889 years ago

That sucks

Kalike Deshi12 years ago

Solid Snake

Asem M.9 years ago

So like prototype 2 but with downside

doraegan7 years ago

What do I need jumping for?

kill hitler9 years ago

MY EYES THEY HURT FROM THE AD OHHH GOD

Alex Stevens9 years ago

2 days = 1 day ....WELL NAHHHHHH I WILL PRESS THAT BUTTON

Loophole-alert8 years ago

It doesn't say your lifetime would be 2 times shorter

Destruk78 years ago

By the time i"m 50 HOPEFULLY you can live forever

TremendousByDesign10 years ago

why would I want to jump high?

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Turned into a dragon stop with your idiotic stupid comments nobody cares for them you didn't turn yourself into a dragon dragons don't exist and if you were trying you wouldn't be able to type nor speak human language!

Lord_Aristle8 years ago

Throuought the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik,dragons can speak, and are as smart as people are. Dragons are just a fun thing that people of all ages can enjoy. But you are so immature taht I bet you are under twelve years old. The dragons there can also do math, and write.

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Stewart Robson12 years ago

If I age twice faster does that mean I'm eighty when I'm forty or I die at forty?

Herogh0st7 years ago

Well you can jump high bit you would die from the landing impact so nope

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

ctarl7 years ago

but why?

mynameishitler8 years ago

ofc i can win a gold medal in the olympics on standing long jump. money to me

Dark_Games9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]