Will You Press The Button?

Pizzagram 11 years ago

What are the advantages of this? Is anyone that passionate about double jumping??

justjesus 6 years ago

Uh.... Basketball anyone 🏀

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splatoonmastr 11 years ago

two words:giant trampoline.

DisIsMyUsername 9 years ago

Flipin genius my guy XD

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

never said i wouldn't break my legs after jumping

Estephan 8 years ago

Nope thx

Migdin1 8 years ago

Just jump out of your grave when you die

Arcaderis 10 years ago

Not in the mood for being Super Mario

Posik 7 years ago

In ever since I can land well so I can jump extremely high and land on the floor and break both my feet and arms

crazedpostdoc 11 years ago

I'm already black sooo no upside.

Sansnoekie 9 years ago

So.. every half year your birthday?

Jordan Combs 13 years ago

I'm already immortal from another button

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago

I don't remember pressing an immortality button today, but I"ve probably pressed one at some point.

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Meep1 11 years ago

I can be solid snake

AbsurdOlivePanda 9 years ago

Yeah, i dont see why i need dat

Black plasma217 11 years ago

I mean, you never said I could survive the fall...

IronSoldier 9 years ago

They never said you would die before everyone else

Mistahboon 10 years ago

So,snoop dog?

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser 11 years ago

The downside is scientifically impossible.

BloodRedRose 9 years ago

Good, death comes quicker and I finally got one talent.

OresDaKing 9 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU PEOPLE DO SUCH A FUCKING IDEA???

Kaiyanni 11 years ago

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Brad Lear 13 years ago

Why the heck would I want to be able to jump high lol I am not living in a platformer or at least I don't think so lol

Yeetcoeschann 8 years ago

Why???

Awsome-dude 9 years ago

i clicked a buttun now i cant age or die

BoiBoixd 9 years ago

You can hold your breath a bit longer than usual BUT YOU DIE INSTANTLY

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago

Sold. SLAM.

LetMeHomuHomuYou 11 years ago

Why would i want to jump high

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Lord_Aristle 10 years ago

S.m.a.r.t. y.e.p. lets do t.h.a.t. o.n.e.

Awsomegamer 9 years ago

Mom clean the house

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

If you jump super high unless you land on something like a trampoline or a mattress you're probably going to break your legs and possibly some other bones... so yeah I don't want to fall to my death.

Greyson Tackett 13 years ago

why not? cause i'm white and 2x what i can jump now isnt that high

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud 11 years ago

Leap out anytime, jump from building to another... do huge things, escape, live fast, die a legend. Where's the downside ?

LAM3W31RD0 9 years ago

BOING! BOING! BOING! oi my back

Derpyjeje 9 years ago

What"s the purpose of this?

KB1988 11 years ago

That sucks

Asem M. 10 years ago

So like prototype 2 but with downside

Kalike Deshi 13 years ago

Solid Snake

doraegan 9 years ago

What do I need jumping for?

kill hitler 11 years ago

MY EYES THEY HURT FROM THE AD OHHH GOD

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

It doesn't say your lifetime would be 2 times shorter

Alex Stevens 11 years ago

2 days = 1 day ....WELL NAHHHHHH I WILL PRESS THAT BUTTON

TremendousByDesign 11 years ago

why would I want to jump high?

Destruk7 9 years ago

By the time i"m 50 HOPEFULLY you can live forever

Stewart Robson 13 years ago

If I age twice faster does that mean I'm eighty when I'm forty or I die at forty?

Herogh0st 8 years ago

Well you can jump high bit you would die from the landing impact so nope

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Turned into a dragon stop with your idiotic stupid comments nobody cares for them you didn't turn yourself into a dragon dragons don't exist and if you were trying you wouldn't be able to type nor speak human language!

Lord_Aristle 10 years ago

Throuought the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik,dragons can speak, and are as smart as people are. Dragons are just a fun thing that people of all ages can enjoy. But you are so immature taht I bet you are under twelve years old. The dragons there can also do math, and write.

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ctarl 9 years ago

but why?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Dark_Games 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Science guy 11 years ago

8- get a life

mynameishitler 9 years ago

ofc i can win a gold medal in the olympics on standing long jump. money to me

AsuraShun 6 years ago

yup, age 2 seconds faster than everyone

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

so i age fast and break my legs

Aaron Taylor 13 years ago

Dying at the age of 40(technically 80) anyway, might as well be able to jump!:D

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