Will You Press The Button?

ROGUE9 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg9 days ago

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln5 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman7 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf1019 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

DragonEXE8 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

McKay Joseph Hall12 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda7 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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XanderLionheart8 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat8 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek8 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger4 months ago

love yourself

Dylann8 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann8 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

Christy Lovell12 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Smart!

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JeremiahHardnett8 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle12 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless12 years ago

let everyone die :D

Pizzaandpepsi9 years ago

So you become Batman

TFSFallen1711 years ago

lol i can't believe that 24% percent would actually want their parents dead and a dog for a spar piece of metal and a flashlight

Faa4e5 years ago

Orphans be like win win

The Best Pok&eacute;mon Trainer9 years ago

I refer me killing batman ;-D

KayaScope8 years ago

Yes

deathdude0779 years ago

but batman's parents are dead

Animefan97 years ago

Why the dog!?! What did he do!?

bakara_chan 9 years ago

Then I kill Batman with the gadgets, totally worth it ... No it's not

Demon_Child8 years ago

Go ahead I hate my parents and they hate me. And I don't have a dog.

Agent Demolish9 years ago

No one on here would even be able to use them well

MikeTysonlast year

I'm Mike Tyson

IIIDatBoiIII9 years ago

Fuck no i love my doggo ðŸ•

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

wtf batman m8 was thinkin u wus gud m8 liek wtf i fukin kell ya m8 bout 2 1v1

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

snekeyes42 years ago

the dog was the decideing factor.

pridesc219 years ago

My parents already died and I have no dog..

Justin Skiles12 years ago

o god my parents D:

Peridoritoz7 years ago

Cat person...

0009 years ago

what if family and dog were not kill? *X files theme starts playing*

Liegemaximo3 years ago

I'm worried about the 27 percent who pressed the button

satooo9 years ago

The batman don't kill any body

GDbluerebel9 years ago

Noooooo

verycooldragon8 years ago

once he kills the parents beat the shit out of him with my new gadgets or even kill him

HauntedCherryBlossom10 years ago

i don`t have a dog

TrollerTroller8 years ago

I like cats and live with my grandparents coz I have abusive mother so WIN

badluck1019 years ago

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They won't be revenged because thug life)

4546B3 months ago

Thats how I get the gadgets I pulled it off his mangled corpse because he killed my dog

Honestly just make a name up9 years ago

Goddammit Batman this is why we can't have nice things

William56 years ago

Not my dog!

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BeastMode4TMlast year

As someone without a dog or parents, I see this as an absolute win (This was for the bit, my parents are still alive)

blahfive069 years ago

i have 3 dogs

Phillip Schuylor Joseph12 years ago

I use his gadgets to locate the Lazarus Pit and bring them all back to life. Nerd logic.

Jaasjaas7 years ago

The feeling when you misclicked this and now batman is knockin on my door

Toopty22568 years ago

I'm adopted with no dog

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