Will You Press The Button?

TransFem11 days ago

Does any of batman's gadgets turn me into a cute girl, if not i'm not pressing

ROGUE10 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg3 months ago

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln5 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman7 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf10110 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

DragonEXE8 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

McKay Joseph Hall12 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda7 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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XanderLionheart8 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Christy Lovell12 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Smart!

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Karma-the-cat8 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek8 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger6 months ago

love yourself

Dylann8 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann8 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

JeremiahHardnett8 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle12 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless12 years ago

let everyone die :D

TheRogueAdmiral8 years ago

I'm not particularly attached to the family dog, so I see no downside here.

SyTaC WhooVeZz10 years ago

no, not my dog, fuck this

Natquestions9 years ago

Batman, I Wil kill you for killing my parents, because I"M NATMAN! AND I don't have a dog

Risk10 years ago

1. I don't have a dog. 2. I'd rather my mom live, no matter how much of a bitch she is, than have batmans gadgets :T

-CraneOfTheSwamp-3 years ago

I don't want Batman"s gadgets anyway, and I definitely want my dog. Easy no.

ShinyCupcakeLugia109 years ago

I'll kill him with my silent but deadly fart xD

albie200810 years ago

Fuck no not my dog

Baby_Gay9 years ago

I will kill him first.

SaveTheLoser11 years ago

Hell no. Not killing my parents

HissHissImASnek6 years ago

You wont TOUCH MY DOG my parents yeah you can have them

kloee9 years ago

Not my dog

Firecobra259468 years ago

How could he without his gadgets?????

VannDTR9 years ago

I hate my family

Dayna Morris12 years ago

I don't have a dog and I like my parents most of the time

Mariena_X7 years ago

But he won't have his gadgets so I'll just kill him first :)

Hadry9 years ago

And your dog xdddddddd

TheDarkendLight8 years ago

I"ve already killed my parents a few buttons ago...

xXsuperbat1000Xx10 years ago

But what if I have no dog

HEHEHAHAlast year

Nahhh batman's so weak when he shits he almost dies and he can't kill my parents and I have no dog so kill my friends dog

00010 years ago

i dont have a dog and batman doesnt kill m8s

PurpleGingerBreadTurtle10 years ago

NO!!!!!!!! NOT MY DOG!!!!!!!!

frogsRcool3 years ago

Batman is fucked if John Wick presses that button

Sagitta9 years ago

Fuck you, Batman!

Justin Skiles12 years ago

jokes on you! i dont have a dog!!

Milliemopsx8 years ago

Not my dog! 😿💕

Toxins9 years ago

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