Will You Press The Button?

ROGUE 11 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg last year

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln 6 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz 11 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman 8 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf101 11 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

McKay Joseph Hall 13 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda 9 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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DragonEXE 10 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Christy Lovell 13 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Smart!

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XanderLionheart 9 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat 9 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek 10 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger 2 years ago

love yourself

Dylann 10 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann 10 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

JeremiahHardnett 10 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle 13 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy 10 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless 13 years ago

let everyone die :D

TrollerTroller 9 years ago

I like cats and live with my grandparents coz I have abusive mother so WIN

badluck101 11 years ago

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They won't be revenged because thug life)

4546B 2 years ago

Thats how I get the gadgets I pulled it off his mangled corpse because he killed my dog

Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago

Goddammit Batman this is why we can't have nice things

William5 8 years ago

Not my dog!

BeastMode4TM 3 years ago

As someone without a dog or parents, I see this as an absolute win (This was for the bit, my parents are still alive)

blahfive06 10 years ago

i have 3 dogs

Phillip Schuylor Joseph 13 years ago

I use his gadgets to locate the Lazarus Pit and bring them all back to life. Nerd logic.

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

The feeling when you misclicked this and now batman is knockin on my door

Toopty2256 9 years ago

I'm adopted with no dog

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