You can eat any food every and not gain any weight/health problems
but
You have a giant, hairy mole on your nose for the rest of your life
I will not

joestermaster 9 years ago
simple it specifically said my nose so ill remove my nose, store it and get a new nose, mole still on nose, nose not on you, #loophole

SceptileandMew 6 years ago
We Voldemorts are immune

ImJoosh 11 years ago
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Jerimah 3 years ago
Well if you cut of your fucking nose it cant fucking be there for the rest of your life spaso
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Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
It depends on just HOW big it is

cloverofficial 2 years ago
It said it was giant

qwertywarrior 11 years ago
I can just define giant as big as 5 atoms and then I would have a 5 atom mole even though that is impossible

Just_rico 10 years ago
I'm not sorry to crush you dreams but, mole atoma don't exist
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zombiemold 11 years ago
I already don't gain weight

TheMagnificentDerp 10 years ago
Fuck off
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Malori Deichman 13 years ago
Surgery.

milo34 4 years ago
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GamingFlame 9 years ago
I already can do the top thing...

Aaron Albright 13 years ago
Exactly how heavy is this cute furry digging creature? If it's not more than just a few pounds or so then I'm okay with it. I love moles, they're so cute!

Aaron12998 8 years ago
The1aj47, r/wooooosh
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halo157 10 years ago
ha sort of like nanny McPhee.

Isra Mohamed Said 13 years ago
No need, I eat loads and don't gain anything

kkaebsong 11 years ago
Surgery. And if no surgery, a butt load of makeup.

Humanityisdoomed 4 years ago
Surgery

Multigamer380 10 years ago
Become Voldemort. Boom solved.

katherine0553997 11 years ago
I wish there was a magical thing called plastic surgery! That'd be great!

sonicj01 10 years ago
cover it up

MadBabe 12 years ago
I don't think you are supposed to be able to get it removed. And I'm already healthy.

AVAGINTZ 8 years ago
i just got a million dollars for pressing the button from the last question so i can just get surgery.... BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!XD

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
It comes back...PEOPLE!! READ THAT IS SAYS "for the rest of your life" IT"S GOING TO COME BACK
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StormageddonRUCB 9 years ago
I say no. Cause I eat candy and ice cream for breakfast and I still weigh 105

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago
I already have these (except the mole)

gfxhdt 10 years ago
I can cut of my nose.

CreeperDog85 11 years ago
It never said mole removal

Aquapoison 11 years ago
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Schplexus 6 years ago
I won't gain ANY health problems? Fine with me I guess

JohnDoe2089 10 years ago
I'd get my nose removed and get a fake one

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
ever heard of concealer?

shadow kurama 11 years ago
Surgery

sonicj01 10 years ago
no it says FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Danniboy1234 9 years ago
What if ya don't have a nose

ockeybuto 11 years ago
Moles are super cute, and they dig tunnels. What's not to love?

JonahPaul 9 years ago
Loophole

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Lolxdspawner 10 years ago
Cut of your nose, and get a new one.

Jagriel 8 years ago
The mole would be giant compared to an atom so a mole the size of a singular blood cell wouldn't harm

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
The mole will still be on your nose it's just your nose won't be attached to your body because you had it surgically removed.So yes ssdhungary, LOOPHOLE achieved!

Bedrockbasher12 12 years ago
No age and no disease?????

EchinicCoolies 11 years ago
Gas Mask FTW! Woohoo! Ima be like the pyro from TF2!

Reilly Parent 13 years ago
Worth it.

Panifex 9 years ago
Get a nose job

Migdin1 10 years ago
On my nose... not my nose on the face, but the nose in my jar.... im normal

musicmaker423 11 years ago
makeup duh or surgery

smg642 10 years ago
I didnt know humans had noses 'note for later,remember that they have noses and the empire does not'

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
You mean like the one on my chin? The one I don't care about becase I have no regard for appearances?

dedirake 5 years ago
im too poor to "eat any food"

Courtney Anne Meeker 13 years ago
I already have a hard time gaining weight so I really don't see why I should press the button....

LunarMoone 9 years ago
A lot of moles are flat, so it could literally look like I facepainted a cat nose onto myself in brown, which I'm down for.

AdhesiveMadMan 11 years ago
I'm catholic and it would count as Gluttony.

no0bmountain 9 years ago
shave it off.

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago
Get mole surgery. And no health problem cut mole. Loop hole.

meatloave 2 years ago
Ill name it The Healing and' and everytime somone tries to talk to me ill say 'talk to The Hand'

Tyc 10 years ago
Can I cut off the mole? Or will it grow back?

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago
Cut the mole

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
It would come back, according to the question
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