You can eat any food every and not gain any weight/health problems
but
You have a giant, hairy mole on your nose for the rest of your life
I will not


joestermaster8 years ago
simple it specifically said my nose so ill remove my nose, store it and get a new nose, mole still on nose, nose not on you, #loophole

SceptileandMew5 years ago
We Voldemorts are immune

Logic_Gatekeeper3 years ago
It depends on just HOW big it is

cloverofficial9 months ago
It said it was giant

ImJoosh 9 years ago
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Jerimahlast year
Well if you cut of your fucking nose it cant fucking be there for the rest of your life spaso
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qwertywarrior9 years ago
I can just define giant as big as 5 atoms and then I would have a 5 atom mole even though that is impossible

Just_rico8 years ago
I'm not sorry to crush you dreams but, mole atoma don't exist
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zombiemold9 years ago
I already don't gain weight

TheMagnificentDerp8 years ago
Fuck off
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Malori Deichman12 years ago
Surgery.

milo342 years ago
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GamingFlame8 years ago
I already can do the top thing...

halo1579 years ago
ha sort of like nanny McPhee.

Aaron Albright12 years ago
Exactly how heavy is this cute furry digging creature? If it's not more than just a few pounds or so then I'm okay with it. I love moles, they're so cute!

Aaron129987 years ago
The1aj47, r/wooooosh
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Isra Mohamed Said12 years ago
No need, I eat loads and don't gain anything

Elijahicymorn9 years ago
Typo on the left

meatloave10 months ago
Ill name it The Hand and' and everytime somone tries to talk to me ill say 'talk to The Hand'

CustomPCGamer8 years ago
makeup

QcLegendaryjo9 years ago
I already don't gain weight lol

c0ber10 years ago
jokes on you i can already do that

Meowmeow09 years ago
I skinny and light while eating fast food anyway

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
wouldn't be the first time i've had a mole removed.

------------------------8 years ago
Lol what nose?

Solcoolman8 years ago
Every food every? Come on.

DriftingSalmon 9 years ago
Fast metabolism

Krycí jméno: Okurkáč9 years ago
A downsite?

lolzbiotch9 years ago
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rtyhtfyhtfyh4 years ago
Why is this 72% "no"? I get an infinite supply of food, and can eat truffle, pasta, avocadoes, olive oil, paczkis, candy, popcorn, hard bread, human flesh, mercury, radioactive waste, feces, sewage, garbage, carcasses, bones, scrap metal, indestructible ma...[Show full comment]

Logic_Gatekeeper3 years ago
Waste, indestructible metals? It says "food", not anything.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Get that sucker removed

The-Good-One7 years ago
Get a replacement nose

VinePanda8 years ago
Moms an estitatoin goodbye mole forever

Mcvayjosh19 years ago
Top ramen😎

ZonGon8 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOEP NOPEEEEE NOOOOPE FUCK ALL THOSE WHO CLICKED IT

Thunderbuddygamin4 years ago
wouldn't that make me LEWBERT from icarly?

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago
GIANT IS RELATIVE.

Phini10 years ago
i will just cover the mole with a plaster :) problem done

LilacKs7 years ago
I don’t eat much, so. Not clicking.

kkaebsong9 years ago
Surgery. And if no surgery, a butt load of makeup.

Humanityisdoomed3 years ago
Surgery

Multigamer3809 years ago
Become Voldemort. Boom solved.

katherine05539979 years ago
I wish there was a magical thing called plastic surgery! That'd be great!

sonicj019 years ago
cover it up

MadBabe11 years ago
I don't think you are supposed to be able to get it removed. And I'm already healthy.

AVAGINTZ7 years ago
i just got a million dollars for pressing the button from the last question so i can just get surgery.... BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!XD

Logic_Gatekeeper3 years ago
It comes back...PEOPLE!! READ THAT IS SAYS "for the rest of your life" IT"S GOING TO COME BACK
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StormageddonRUCB8 years ago
I say no. Cause I eat candy and ice cream for breakfast and I still weigh 105

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
I already have these (except the mole)

gfxhdt8 years ago
I can cut of my nose.

CreeperDog859 years ago
It never said mole removal

Aquapoison10 years ago
...

Schplexus4 years ago
I won't gain ANY health problems? Fine with me I guess

JohnDoe20899 years ago
I'd get my nose removed and get a fake one

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
ever heard of concealer?

shadow kurama9 years ago
Surgery

sonicj019 years ago
no it says FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

ockeybuto9 years ago
Moles are super cute, and they dig tunnels. What's not to love?

JonahPaul8 years ago
Loophole
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