Will You Press The Button?

You can eat your favorite food for free anytime you want

but

Each time you eat it, no matter how healthy, will shave a decade off of your life

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HiBob248 years ago

The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo8 years ago

Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

qwerty2012ish8 years ago

So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

SilentJill3454 years ago

Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry4 years ago

Never press that button

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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Timjfarmer7 years ago

Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy7 years ago

Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut017 years ago

Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

Kyra Thomas12 years ago

I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

same

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Creepering8 years ago

I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker8 years ago

Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

just sayan(pun)9 years ago

just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere218 years ago

It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez12 years ago

I want a short life anyway

EvaBear8 years ago

Because he wants a short life anyway

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Jelsa8 years ago

I'm very young I want to live

Nithan90009 years ago

I'm gonna die in a second :|

MudkipFan20205 years ago

so i can only eat 12 burgers at the max no

Keithedoodles10 years ago

Why did 6047 people press this!?!?!??!?!?

IAmYourAngelOfMusic8 years ago

No way

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

DystopianResident8 years ago

Sell them. Ask for it and before you take a bite sell for money.

m thanks 9 years ago

What if your favorite food is 20 years of life

Mafros8 years ago

So I have the solution to World Hunger? Great!

McSwaggyPants9 years ago

Just buy it from the store.

Veer4 years ago

Can it be fictional foods? If so I’ll just draw a sketch for a food that adds 10 YESSS to your life

Sandy Chung12 years ago

tacos are less than a dollar anyway

Huh29986 years ago

I would eat it 500 times in a day so i would die tommorow

Flameice2 8 years ago

If you pushed this. Your dead in a few hours

Carolynn_Kit9 years ago

FUCKING HELL NO!

A sir10 years ago

M'lady

Mr. Mann9 years ago

Ummm...what?

Ghjjgnjn5 months ago

Suicides will press the Button

asdguy0011 years ago

13%stupid people

LordDavidBooyah8 years ago

I can already do that. One of the perks of living in one"s parent"s house. I'm 17, BTW.

Small_mol4 years ago

why would i press it? i dont neeed it free

AllenHernandez8 years ago

If my favorite food was cyanide then that makes me immune shortly.

Warmchne9 years ago

Terrible

EpicFail8 years ago

How can I survive especially with that temptation?

SovietBeerMeneer9 years ago

A decade a lotta time u know, wouldn't give a decade of precioua time for som hamburglars

The_Doberman7 years ago

Win win

dancingtiger21210 years ago

It's worth it for those McDonald's McGriddles.

Jaketheslayer8 years ago

Just chew it and spit it out, loophole

Thatoneginger9 years ago

Wow

meisawesome8 years ago

Create food for others

Davd9 years ago

easy, delicious suicide. Also, it never says you need to do this or anything. This is just an option.

Shocky_Pink3 years ago

Just become immortal and it won’t matter.

Ge Li12 years ago

WHY

Olino2007 9 years ago

No one ever pressed that button

Ahhhhhhhhhh5 years ago

Gaboseries you are the fatass

Marklesparkle8 years ago

Quit buyin" Hershey"s and go to a dam restraunt

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