Will You Press The Button?

HiBob248 years ago

The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo8 years ago

Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

qwerty2012ish8 years ago

So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

SilentJill3454 years ago

Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry4 years ago

Never press that button

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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Timjfarmer7 years ago

Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy7 years ago

Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut017 years ago

Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

Creepering8 years ago

I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker8 years ago

Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

Kyra Thomas12 years ago

I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

same

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just sayan(pun)9 years ago

just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere218 years ago

It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez12 years ago

I want a short life anyway

EvaBear8 years ago

Because he wants a short life anyway

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jroan10 years ago

pizza is pretty cheap, so whatevs

assassinboy7 years ago

i will die in ten min

Coolcon9 years ago

Doctor: Sir you have a few hours to live Me: No i dont Doctor: What do you mean? Me: Summoms food GOODBYE SUCKERS

Lord_Mixtape8 years ago

Those are some pretty special clippers...

TheDeviL2349 years ago

unless you find platinum/ diamonds or antimatter tasty, it's not worth it

TheSmartOne2 years ago

Then it will just happen to your

Nanozec9 years ago

I pressed a button earlier that made me invincible... great combo i guess.

FrederickJhYih5 years ago

I see... A good way to take yourself, but everytime you"re shaved is a sufferance to you, and once you want to give up there"s no fix to it. Perhaps it"s only a good option for those in serious ill

sharky_marky8 years ago

I want a good life, not a long life

Mowper7 years ago

worth it

Datwolfgal9 years ago

No, just no.

Death Reapon9 years ago

FOR CHEESECAKE!

Snackrifice9 years ago

not worth it

jackrabbit225910 years ago

Another button made me immortal, so this shouldn't be a problem.xD

Spyderr8 years ago

I'm here for a good life, not a long one.

WakkaRexo8 years ago

.

lolrainbowdash9 years ago

Sooo, eating ten twizzlers would kill me instantly??? Why?? I could just buy it from this thing called a STORE, like a hundred twizzlers for five bucks shaving MINUTES off my life!

AnimeFreak2419 years ago

exactly

Chryobytethecrabbyspy7 years ago

No, you did not specify how I die.

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

whats the upside?

BobJohnson7 years ago

The fuck????

Oida9 years ago

Free food or life? Which idiot made this?

TheDudeFromNL8 years ago

All you can eat restaurants might save you the trouble of dying

gladiator25139 years ago

if you have money you could have it anytime you want anyways i why would you want that it would get so old so fast

beddielast year

hmm. i want a hot dog *dies*

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed12 years ago

I already eat Doritos anytime I want. Who would want this.

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Elliana9 years ago

Huh???

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12tearoldboy5 years ago

Buuut those are the worst years

Rbghost508 years ago

Jokes on the. I wanna die

ThePlopper7 years ago

=( tears....

Pineleaf8 years ago

22% of yall are idiots...

Bearacade9 years ago

#SHRIMPforthewin

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3arakhe10 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA "jackrabbit"

ragemaster50008 years ago

Finally a way to die faster

TheTrollerLord4 years ago

I mean I have seen many terrible downsides, but this is just bull shit

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