You will become a successful game journalist
but
You will die of natural causes at the age of 34
I will not


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coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer 11 years ago
what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom 10 years ago
By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne 6 years ago
Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs 5 years ago
My exact thoughts.

juhpeli 6 years ago
Gg

Jared Murphy 13 years ago
...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX 9 years ago
I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope
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Metazoxan 9 years ago
Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

RedVexeD 10 years ago
Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
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Mr Medical 11 years ago
I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

Live to die 11 years ago
Bored

bbygngrndth 10 years ago
Who the fuck would want to die at 34 for even their dream job?

Hans Lindhardt Jørgensen 13 years ago
what if you are older than 34 when you press it? do you then have to live untill you are 134?

CooperSocks 11 years ago
a successful what? is that a dream of somebody's? Maybe we don't know who they are because they keep dying at 34...

RSO 11 years ago
Nah not today

bubblechaser123 10 years ago
Nope.

TrueMisfit 11 years ago
Not cutting my life off by 10-ish years.

xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xx last year
i'm already dead at 34. #deathand pain

Edo43 8 years ago
I hate sports

Eddiemate 11 years ago
Don't like either

DisneyFanatic7 10 years ago
I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Scorcher9099 10 years ago
no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

Cora_Blackthorn 12 years ago
I would want to be a journalist.

MrSeanabraham1 11 years ago
Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy 9 years ago
Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy 10 years ago
journalist

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago
Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ 6 years ago
at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

VaporeonLuver 10 years ago
I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

devomley 11 years ago
im 13 i got plenty of time!

exmawsh 12 years ago
Why would you want to be a game journalist?

Oshmigoshi 10 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

ohhhhhh 5 years ago
life is life

pressmedont123 11 years ago
That means I'll die in 2019 so no

Lolahobday 11 years ago
Nope no ow hell no!!!

GavinMayhew 9 years ago
What is a game journalist

Pi-3-1415926 10 years ago
Iris West said she got bored of journalism😂

fire king 11 years ago
I don't have a crush

zaynsterlovesniall 11 years ago
I'm not dying at a young at a young a young age because I'm not missing out on Louis saying daddy cool

Boone Formhals 13 years ago
this would be cool, you could tell everyone when you are going to die.

devilsadvocate689 6 years ago
I would rather be a news journalist and find out why I died at the age of 34

stevenquartzuniverse0205 9 years ago
who wants to be a journalist?!? I wanna be a artist!

ghostxsniper 11 years ago
F### no

toastymcstuffins 12 years ago
lol "gaming journalism"

Justin_boi_67 10 years ago
I don't want to be a fucking journalist I want to be a nuaraligist

Floofula 3 years ago
To find out more, look up rule 34

MCFan35 11 years ago
I DON'T WANNA DIE CUZ I'LL DIE IN DER YEAR ***** (BLOCKED OUT 4 SECURITY REAONS M8)

Markithias 11 years ago
I pressed NO because I do not want to die at age 34!

PowDaddyCow 9 years ago
journalists dont pay good for shit bro, fuck no

JVMoney1738 10 years ago
How about NO

Roxiesboy 11 years ago
The 34 Rule again, eh?

hitman21 10 years ago
who wants to be a journalist I want kids and grandkids
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