my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!
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LeafysSon5 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO.
1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too?
2. What if you don't have a partner?
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3ogdy8 years ago
Love of my life,
You"ve hurt me,
Broken my heart,
And now I'll watch you,
Die looking at me,
And repeat that
Carlsberg.
Probably the best killer in the world
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Zi_5 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho
IHateTrained4 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.
[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]
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asdguy0010 years ago
No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.
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ofpgrimm1028 years ago
i would rather die with my lover so fuuuck you
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Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago
No downside fuckers
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AJ press9 years ago
I wanna live longer
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Mangomagmaman7 years ago
What if I never meet them?
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Kevin Wilcox12 years ago
No way! I don't want her to suffer!
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Sb7377 years ago
3ds can die their system inside might break
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SavagesAtWar9 years ago
Oh Fuck That
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MasochisticMidnight8 years ago
HA JOKE"S ON YOU, I"M FOREVER ALONE!
:(
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Beastacorn9 years ago
i want to die earlier than 94
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theofficialrcp2 months ago
i dont have a love of my life yet soooo
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Smug_Ass_Bun10 years ago
So are you telling me that that friendzoning bitch is dying at the age of 42 slowly and careful,IM IN!
Why would I want to die at 92? In this day and age, people can live to 105 years or more.
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atwoodjer9 years ago
fuck that
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BenjaminRockstar7 years ago
I will kill myself alongside my loved one.
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AmyWilliams9 years ago
42 is the meaning of life so they would keep on livin'.
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TinyGod4 years ago
*snickering aromantic*
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I.AM.GOD10 years ago
Most people in the comments say they sad no and now I'm here like "Is it really that bad a of a decision?"
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YouTubeAddict7 years ago
When did we meet and how long have we been together? This all matters.
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Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin12 years ago
don't really have a love life now, and i'm 21 so it's not that big a price.
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GamerYBR9 years ago
R.I.P laptop, aged 42
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TerkBazerk9 years ago
Who da fuck would kill there love.
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Driearestoll9 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the...[Show full comment]
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