Will You Press The Button?

Arealltheisernamestaken 9 years ago

The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

GoblinMan 9 months ago

so you want to have sex with the dog. is that what your saying?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago

what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

she will go to heaven :) you will not

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CryoStep 10 years ago

Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil 9 years ago

Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin 10 years ago

I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

🙏❤️

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loll 9 years ago

my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

Mikaela Karina Laderas 13 years ago

wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit 4 years ago

I love my Nintendo 3ds

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3ogdy 9 years ago

Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

LeafysSon 6 years ago

This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

Zi_ 7 years ago

The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained 6 years ago

‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

YellowBear 11 years ago

I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat 11 years ago

LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland 13 years ago

I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul 11 years ago

same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago

I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan1402 11 years ago

WTF is wrong with you

restoboxer 12 years ago

i dont wanna get old haha

Psycho333 9 years ago

I am forever alone anyway

Skyrim lover 11 years ago

well um the thing i love is my xbox sooo i loose power i hate myself

lukalukann 4 years ago

It doesn't mean we were together

GameMastervz 11 years ago

nope

GearPistol 8 years ago

Heartless

Ethan Rutherford 13 years ago

92 is too young for me.

nobody27 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Memanator 9 years ago

I have no love

europeanonion 10 years ago

I don't want a partner.

TheCreepyChild 11 years ago

Opisite of what I want... I want to die.

laughs_menacingly 7 months ago

i don't have a love of my life HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #singlepringle #single4life #solo

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

habiv 12 years ago

Um no that's pretty harsh

FireStar080 8 years ago

I have no ‘love of my life.’

SonicBroderbundFanDrinkBleachXDZakstuntsFOREVER 10 years ago

This is like saying that you can have a powerful Xbox One but the performance will die slowly in 3 days. Who wants that?

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

in my family on my mums side we live long are oldest member was 100 something (Not the oldest person btw)

SummerBlank 11 years ago

I'll just live with the love of my life until she's 43 then I'll press the button and glitch the downside.

maxenflaxen 11 years ago

ops accedenntaly clicked the button

CaresX 9 years ago

what if i fall in love with a women that is 43

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

she gets smited by button magic

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

I died for you're sins

JamieCorran 12 years ago

well... this one doesn't really work when the love of your life has already passed at half that age........................

Tardisflyer 9 years ago

Love them once they"re 43

ElectroScale 11 years ago

I don't have a 'love of my life'

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

I don't have a love life. Downside people?

Alex131312 11 years ago

22% of ppl have no <3

Loopiloop 8 years ago

Being capped at 92 by our current medical development rate? No thanks.

Danyael 12 years ago

no, just no

Pizzascripters 11 years ago

I'm already healthy skrubs

11 9 years ago

Only 92?

Bernard Green 13 years ago

92 won't even be that old for my generation. This is stupid.

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago

i wont press any button that means that pepole will die for me

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago

I'm not getting married till 43 then

WorshipTheButton 11 years ago

I do not have a love

fteomom 7 months ago

我沒有摯友

Anotherpieceoftrash 11 years ago

tttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

a-cat 6 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]

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