You will be in perfect healthy and die peacefully in your sleep at the ripe age of 92
but
The love of your life will die a slow, painful death at the age of 42.
I will not


Arealltheisernamestaken8 years ago
The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

Tigerlaw gaming9 years ago
what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ5 months ago
she will go to heaven :) you will not
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CryoStep8 years ago
Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil7 years ago
Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin9 years ago
I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ5 months ago
🙏❤️
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loll7 years ago
my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

LeafysSon5 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

3ogdy8 years ago
Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

Zi_5 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained4 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

Mikaela Karina Laderas12 years ago
wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit2 years ago
I love my Nintendo 3ds
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YellowBear9 years ago
I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat9 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland12 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul9 years ago
same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan14029 years ago
WTF is wrong with you

WorshipTheButton9 years ago
I do not have a love

Anotherpieceoftrash10 years ago
tttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago
I'm not getting married till 43 then

a-cat5 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]

asdguy0010 years ago
No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.

ofpgrimm1028 years ago
i would rather die with my lover so fuuuck you

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago
No downside fuckers

AJ press9 years ago
I wanna live longer

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
What if I never meet them?

Kevin Wilcox12 years ago
No way! I don't want her to suffer!

Sb7377 years ago
3ds can die their system inside might break

SavagesAtWar9 years ago
Oh Fuck That

MasochisticMidnight8 years ago
HA JOKE"S ON YOU, I"M FOREVER ALONE! :(

Beastacorn9 years ago
i want to die earlier than 94

theofficialrcp2 months ago
i dont have a love of my life yet soooo

Smug_Ass_Bun10 years ago
So are you telling me that that friendzoning bitch is dying at the age of 42 slowly and careful,IM IN!

PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago
Umm anime won't die

FROGU6 years ago
I have no love

UnknownUser11 years ago
I don't have a love of my life

Thispersonisweird8 years ago
Wait;MY CAT"S LIFESPAN HAS INCREASED?

Thispersonisweird8 years ago
#Foreveralone
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King_blop7 years ago
One of my biggest fears is dying in my sleep

Onepawnch9 years ago
Pokemon dont die they faint

aronwitte9 years ago
Nee i hate this

Icekirby9 years ago
Why would I want to die at 92? In this day and age, people can live to 105 years or more.

atwoodjer9 years ago
fuck that

BenjaminRockstar7 years ago
I will kill myself alongside my loved one.

AmyWilliams9 years ago
42 is the meaning of life so they would keep on livin'.

TinyGod4 years ago
*snickering aromantic*

I.AM.GOD10 years ago
Most people in the comments say they sad no and now I'm here like "Is it really that bad a of a decision?"

YouTubeAddict7 years ago
When did we meet and how long have we been together? This all matters.

Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin12 years ago
don't really have a love life now, and i'm 21 so it's not that big a price.

GamerYBR9 years ago
R.I.P laptop, aged 42

TerkBazerk9 years ago
Who da fuck would kill there love.

Driearestoll9 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the...[Show full comment]

andy beirsack9 years ago
i dont have a love of my life

WilIpressthebutton7 years ago
I knew it

Sarahjo10 years ago
not worth it T_T
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