You will be in perfect healthy and die peacefully in your sleep at the ripe age of 92
but
The love of your life will die a slow, painful death at the age of 42.
I will not

Arealltheisernamestaken 9 years ago
The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

GoblinMan 8 months ago
so you want to have sex with the dog. is that what your saying?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago
what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
she will go to heaven :) you will not
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CryoStep 9 years ago
Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil 8 years ago
Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin 10 years ago
I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
🙏❤️
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loll 9 years ago
my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

Mikaela Karina Laderas 13 years ago
wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit 4 years ago
I love my Nintendo 3ds
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3ogdy 9 years ago
Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

LeafysSon 6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

Zi_ 7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained 5 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat 11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland 13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul 11 years ago
same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan1402 11 years ago
WTF is wrong with you

Onepawnch 10 years ago
Pokemon dont die they faint

aronwitte 11 years ago
Nee i hate this

King_blop 8 years ago
One of my biggest fears is dying in my sleep

atwoodjer 11 years ago
fuck that

BenjaminRockstar 9 years ago
I will kill myself alongside my loved one.

Icekirby 10 years ago
Why would I want to die at 92? In this day and age, people can live to 105 years or more.

I.AM.GOD 12 years ago
Most people in the comments say they sad no and now I'm here like "Is it really that bad a of a decision?"

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
42 is the meaning of life so they would keep on livin'.

TinyGod 5 years ago
*snickering aromantic*

GamerYBR 10 years ago
R.I.P laptop, aged 42

TerkBazerk 11 years ago
Who da fuck would kill there love.

YouTubeAddict 8 years ago
When did we meet and how long have we been together? This all matters.

Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin 13 years ago
don't really have a love life now, and i'm 21 so it's not that big a price.

andy beirsack 11 years ago
i dont have a love of my life

WilIpressthebutton 9 years ago
I knew it

Driearestoll 10 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the... [Show full comment]

Wjames33 9 years ago
I will be in perfect healthy?

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago
YOU"LL BE IN A PILE OF FRUIT UR ENTIRE LIFE. HAVE FUN.

tmerno 11 years ago
find love of life, live with her from she is 18 to 42. then find new love of life, live with her from 18 to 42. then find new love of life and live with her til she is 40 and i die. she then dies 2 years later.

Carleton last year
My dearest one is my mother. I don't want her to be like this.

Sarahjo 11 years ago
not worth it T_T

foxplays 11 years ago
It's called medicine

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
Perfect healthy...?

HeinrichHimmler 12 years ago
wtf i dont want to live to be 92!!

NicolinoWill 10 years ago
But what if you want to be a centenarian?

Taishoo-Kun 8 years ago
where"s the upside????

Ravenna 10 years ago
I hate everyone so it doesn't matter

iStrafe 11 years ago
The love of my like is ma gay lover lol. So NOO!

Cmg4567 10 years ago
I don't have a love of my life. Don't want one. No loss.

LolHomestuckRules 11 years ago
The love of my life is dead

TheButton2017 9 years ago
I Will Cry If I Lose My Loves.

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago
Its like a scam. You giving 92 years, but its 42.

restoboxer 12 years ago
im killing myself at 50 anyways xD

animalIQ 9 years ago
Jokes on you! The love of my life is non existent

cammelspit 11 years ago
My wife is 26 so thats a good run right?

Uncookedham87 10 years ago
I am a terrible person :)

JeanBandit 11 years ago
why wuld i let the love of my life die a slow death??? o wait....i dont have a love of my life "FOREVER ALONE!"

undertalestuff 8 years ago
you people are demon
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