Will You Press The Button?

Arealltheisernamestaken 9 years ago

The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

GoblinMan 9 months ago

so you want to have sex with the dog. is that what your saying?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago

what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

she will go to heaven :) you will not

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CryoStep 10 years ago

Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil 9 years ago

Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin 10 years ago

I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

🙏❤️

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loll 9 years ago

my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

Mikaela Karina Laderas 13 years ago

wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit 4 years ago

I love my Nintendo 3ds

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3ogdy 9 years ago

Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

LeafysSon 6 years ago

This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

Zi_ 7 years ago

The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained 6 years ago

‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

YellowBear 11 years ago

I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat 11 years ago

LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland 13 years ago

I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul 11 years ago

same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago

I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan1402 11 years ago

WTF is wrong with you

foxplays 11 years ago

It's called medicine

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

Perfect healthy...?

HeinrichHimmler 12 years ago

wtf i dont want to live to be 92!!

NicolinoWill 10 years ago

But what if you want to be a centenarian?

Taishoo-Kun 9 years ago

where"s the upside????

Ravenna 10 years ago

I hate everyone so it doesn't matter

iStrafe 11 years ago

The love of my like is ma gay lover lol. So NOO!

Cmg4567 11 years ago

I don't have a love of my life. Don't want one. No loss.

LolHomestuckRules 11 years ago

The love of my life is dead

TheButton2017 9 years ago

I Will Cry If I Lose My Loves.

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago

Its like a scam. You giving 92 years, but its 42.

restoboxer 12 years ago

im killing myself at 50 anyways xD

animalIQ 9 years ago

Jokes on you! The love of my life is non existent

cammelspit 11 years ago

My wife is 26 so thats a good run right?

Uncookedham87 10 years ago

I am a terrible person :)

JeanBandit 11 years ago

why wuld i let the love of my life die a slow death??? o wait....i dont have a love of my life "FOREVER ALONE!"

undertalestuff 8 years ago

you people are demon

Christiana Archer 13 years ago

THIS IS CONTRADICTORY because if you would ever do that to some one you love, you don't actually love them.

dankmeme420blazeit 11 years ago

I don't have a love of my life XD #DieAloneWithOnlyMyFriends

CombativeGoal48339 9 years ago

By my epic rapping

MoonstarTehKitten 10 years ago

I don't have a love of my life.

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

last i checked, my laptop can't physically die...

Tom the Crusader 11 years ago

I don't mind if she dies at the age of 42 as long as it's just after I die at 92. Of course it might be awkward when I am aged in my fifties and sixties though.

GoblinMan 9 months ago

https://willyoupressthebutton.com/Z5NCWz7

Bogga 11 years ago

love is a figment of my imagination

BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

um no I will be lonely. NOT like roommates!!

Infinite_Ch4os 12 years ago

I still have a chance of living that long anyways.

Dwarfbrother 10 years ago

What if the love of your life is an animal that normally lives only a few years? Or even better, what if you don't love anyone? Then there would be no downside.