Love of my life,
You"ve hurt me,
Broken my heart,
And now I'll watch you,
Die looking at me,
And repeat that
Carlsberg.
Probably the best killer in the world
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LeafysSon6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO.
1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too?
2. What if you don't have a partner?
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Zi_7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho
IHateTrained5 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.
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YellowBear11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life
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TheAnnoying Bat11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.
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Donnie Wayne Moreland13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around
fyjuul11 years ago
same tbh
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Anthony SC Cappel-West13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.
Renan140211 years ago
WTF is wrong with you
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Onepawnch10 years ago
Pokemon dont die they faint
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aronwitte11 years ago
Nee i hate this
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King_blop8 years ago
One of my biggest fears is dying in my sleep
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atwoodjer11 years ago
fuck that
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BenjaminRockstar9 years ago
I will kill myself alongside my loved one.
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Icekirby10 years ago
Why would I want to die at 92? In this day and age, people can live to 105 years or more.
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I.AM.GOD12 years ago
Most people in the comments say they sad no and now I'm here like "Is it really that bad a of a decision?"
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AmyWilliams11 years ago
42 is the meaning of life so they would keep on livin'.
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TinyGod5 years ago
*snickering aromantic*
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GamerYBR10 years ago
R.I.P laptop, aged 42
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TerkBazerk11 years ago
Who da fuck would kill there love.
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YouTubeAddict8 years ago
When did we meet and how long have we been together? This all matters.
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Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin13 years ago
don't really have a love life now, and i'm 21 so it's not that big a price.
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andy beirsack11 years ago
i dont have a love of my life
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WilIpressthebutton9 years ago
I knew it
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Driearestoll10 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the...[Show full comment]
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Wjames339 years ago
I will be in perfect healthy?
whenjohnsteindied9 years ago
YOU"LL BE IN A PILE OF FRUIT UR ENTIRE LIFE. HAVE FUN.
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tmerno11 years ago
find love of life, live with her from she is 18 to 42. then find new love of life, live with her from 18 to 42. then find new love of life and live with her til she is 40 and i die. she then dies 2 years later.
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Carletonlast year
My dearest one is my mother. I don't want her to be like this.
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Sarahjo11 years ago
not worth it T_T
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foxplays11 years ago
It's called medicine
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Mcalainaw8 years ago
Perfect healthy...?
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HeinrichHimmler12 years ago
wtf i dont want to live to be 92!!
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NicolinoWill10 years ago
But what if you want to be a centenarian?
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Taishoo-Kun8 years ago
where"s the upside????
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Ravenna10 years ago
I hate everyone so it doesn't matter
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iStrafe11 years ago
The love of my like is ma gay lover lol. So NOO!
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Cmg456710 years ago
I don't have a love of my life. Don't want one. No loss.
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LolHomestuckRules11 years ago
The love of my life is dead
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TheButton20179 years ago
I Will Cry If I Lose My Loves.
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YTBRSosyalEmre4 years ago
Its like a scam. You giving 92 years, but its 42.
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restoboxer12 years ago
im killing myself at 50 anyways xD
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animalIQ9 years ago
Jokes on you! The love of my life is non existent
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cammelspit11 years ago
My wife is 26 so thats a good run right?
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Uncookedham8710 years ago
I am a terrible person :)
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JeanBandit11 years ago
why wuld i let the love of my life die a slow death???
o wait....i dont have a love of my life "FOREVER ALONE!"
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