Will You Press The Button?

BoonanaBoy10 years ago

that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

AX-MentalicGamer-XA9 years ago

is that not Normal? ....

LolOmgYolo10 years ago

I don't want to live 300 years...banana

scorpionkillzsubzero9 years ago

Banana pancake waffle!

Kittyduckcheese9 years ago

OF COURSE IM GONNA CLICK IT I LOVE SHITTING

Anime-Otaku7 years ago

Lol

radicaled739 years ago

Wtf is a double sided shit???

DragonEXE8 years ago

What the fuck is with you pic! Fix it before you make everyone to drown in bleach DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING QWER

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skull kid9 years ago

perfect means it isn't really an inconvenience

Anime-Otaku7 years ago

Uh.......

D-BEN9 years ago

this is so bad

Loganicai9 years ago

I wasn't able to understand the downside fully.

Agent_Waffle7 years ago

Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?

VortexM4ster9 years ago

I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.

Inka Halme12 years ago

That's not perfect.

Gregottorry7 years ago

U r right

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Griffin Cain12 years ago

What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Lol it so did

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ArchangelAzrael10 years ago

Ooh HEELLLL NOOOOAOOOO

Livwe7 years ago

U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago

Who The fuck thought of this?

Luis Corrales12 years ago

WTF Start shitting double sided

Lokashian4 years ago

Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway

Bekah19857 years ago

I'll be damned, i wanna die anyway😂💀

Logan Gauthreaux12 years ago

Why did they have to use improper language it doesn't make them sound any better than what they already are

THE DECISION MAKER9 years ago

20519 cr1tikal fans have pressed the button

Alkeniw10 years ago

Just... Wtf?

SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago

fist shaped shits? that's the shittiest attack ever

skitteryboo10 years ago

1 ew 2 no and 3 WTH

Karate kid10 years ago

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Lukasp9 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmm.no no no fucking no thats not right

OguzhanYigit9 years ago

Super perfect human doesn't shit double.

Blonkyboi5 years ago

Allready happens

Rhys Elkin12 years ago

Well I guess I'm just going to have to eat lots of fibre.

Katy1212710 years ago

I like poop

ThePaulDude7 years ago

You"d lose ALOT of weight vfrom this.

strikerbass9 years ago

Holy crap

connort6239 years ago

Knowledge*

retromonkey410 years ago

i would have to watch all my friends and family die right before my eyes

Clyde-Donovan3 years ago

No. Not pressing it .__.

ElementalBlaze10 years ago

A perfect human who shits giant shits all the time. Yep. Perfect

Asthem8 years ago

Jesus fuck. What did this become XD

oscarleemc0610 years ago

meh

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

I feel bad for my toilet

Gabriel Alvarez12 years ago

umm ok...

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MurgianSwordsman9 years ago

If yer a "perfect human", obviously your body is prepared for...shit like this, so it shouldn't be that bad. It's not an actual perfect human, as shits that big obviously mean a terrible metabolism and digestive system. A perfect being in theory should be ...[Show full comment]