You are reborn into Super perfect human, Who lives for 300 years, with your knowleadge of today,
but
from the age of 19 you will start shitting double sided full size fist shaped shits every 3 hours every day
I will not

BoonanaBoy 11 years ago
that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

AX-MentalicGamer-XA 11 years ago
is that not Normal? ....

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago
I don't want to live 300 years...banana

scorpionkillzsubzero 11 years ago
Banana pancake waffle!

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
OF COURSE IM GONNA CLICK IT I LOVE SHITTING

Anime-Otaku 8 years ago
Lol

skull kid 11 years ago
perfect means it isn't really an inconvenience

Inka Halme 13 years ago
That's not perfect.

Gregottorry 8 years ago
U r right
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radicaled73 11 years ago
Wtf is a double sided shit???

DragonEXE 9 years ago
What the fuck is with you pic! Fix it before you make everyone to drown in bleach DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING QWER
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Anime-Otaku 8 years ago
Uh.......

D-BEN 11 years ago
this is so bad

Loganicai 11 years ago
I wasn't able to understand the downside fully.

Agent_Waffle 9 years ago
Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?

VortexM4ster 11 years ago
I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.

Griffin Cain 13 years ago
What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Lol it so did
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ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago
Ooh HEELLLL NOOOOAOOOO

Livwe 9 years ago
U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago
Who The fuck thought of this?

Luis Corrales 13 years ago
WTF Start shitting double sided

Lokashian 5 years ago
Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway

sonnymoorewhore 11 years ago
DON'T READ THIS IT'S STUPID NONE OF THIS SHIT WORKS. IT'S SO FREAKY HOW NOTHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU PASTE IT

Spoderman101 10 years ago
I poop triple

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Fuck no

YenoYoYo 11 years ago
Nope 😑

VeeveeGaming0314 4 years ago
WOAH ROSES ARE RED CACTI ARE PRICKLY HOLY SHIT THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Ok, I am born into a guy named Super perfect human, and Dr Who lives for 300 years with my "knowleadge". Who comes up with these things?

Alkeniw 11 years ago
Just... Wtf?

Bekah1985 8 years ago
I'll be damned, i wanna die anyway😂💀

Logan Gauthreaux 13 years ago
Why did they have to use improper language it doesn't make them sound any better than what they already are

THE DECISION MAKER 10 years ago
20519 cr1tikal fans have pressed the button

SpamtonG.Spamton 10 years ago
fist shaped shits? that's the shittiest attack ever

skitteryboo 11 years ago
1 ew 2 no and 3 WTH

Lukasp 11 years ago
Hmmmmmmmmm.no no no fucking no thats not right

Karate kid 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Blonkyboi 6 years ago
Allready happens

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
Well I guess I'm just going to have to eat lots of fibre.

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
Super perfect human doesn't shit double.

strikerbass 10 years ago
Holy crap

Katy12127 11 years ago
I like poop

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
You"d lose ALOT of weight vfrom this.

retromonkey4 11 years ago
i would have to watch all my friends and family die right before my eyes

connort623 10 years ago
Knowledge*

ElementalBlaze 12 years ago
A perfect human who shits giant shits all the time. Yep. Perfect

Asthem 9 years ago
Jesus fuck. What did this become XD

Clyde-Donovan 4 years ago
No. Not pressing it .__.

coolguy $$$$ 10 years ago
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oscarleemc06 11 years ago
meh

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
I feel bad for my toilet

Gabriel Alvarez 13 years ago
umm ok...

MurgianSwordsman 10 years ago
If yer a "perfect human", obviously your body is prepared for...shit like this, so it shouldn't be that bad. It's not an actual perfect human, as shits that big obviously mean a terrible metabolism and digestive system. A perfect being in theory should be ... [Show full comment]

BARRYallen 11 years ago
I am not scared, I am Adolf Hitler

fitetoon 11 years ago
What the heck

KorridoorKillers 6 years ago
I don't wanna live 300 years :(

Jackcatblackcat 8 years ago
I agree with you guys
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