Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?
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VortexM4ster11 years ago
I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.
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Griffin Cain13 years ago
What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...
U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂
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CyndiHuddleston9 years ago
Who The fuck thought of this?
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Luis Corrales13 years ago
WTF
Start shitting double sided
Lokashian5 years ago
Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway
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sonnymoorewhore11 years ago
DON'T READ THIS IT'S STUPID NONE OF THIS SHIT WORKS. IT'S SO FREAKY HOW NOTHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU PASTE IT
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Spoderman10110 years ago
I poop triple
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Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
Fuck no
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YenoYoYo11 years ago
Nope 😑
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VeeveeGaming03144 years ago
WOAH ROSES ARE RED CACTI ARE PRICKLY HOLY SHIT THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
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Tom Bombadil12 years ago
Ok, I am born into a guy named Super perfect human, and Dr Who lives for 300 years with my "knowleadge". Who comes up with these things?
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Alkeniw11 years ago
Just... Wtf?
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Bekah19858 years ago
I'll be damned, i wanna die anyway😂💀
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Logan Gauthreaux13 years ago
Why did they have to use improper language it doesn't make them sound any better than what they already are
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THE DECISION MAKER10 years ago
20519 cr1tikal fans have pressed the button
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SpamtonG.Spamton10 years ago
fist shaped shits? that's the shittiest attack ever
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skitteryboo11 years ago
1 ew 2 no and 3 WTH
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Lukasp11 years ago
Hmmmmmmmmm.no no no fucking no thats not right
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Karate kid11 years ago
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Blonkyboi6 years ago
Allready happens
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Rhys Elkin13 years ago
Well I guess I'm just going to have to eat lots of fibre.
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OguzhanYigit10 years ago
Super perfect human doesn't shit double.
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strikerbass10 years ago
Holy crap
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Katy1212711 years ago
I like poop
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
You"d lose ALOT of weight vfrom this.
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retromonkey411 years ago
i would have to watch all my friends and family die right before my eyes
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connort62310 years ago
Knowledge*
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ElementalBlaze12 years ago
A perfect human who shits giant shits all the time. Yep. Perfect
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Asthem9 years ago
Jesus fuck. What did this become XD
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Clyde-Donovan4 years ago
No. Not pressing it
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oscarleemc0611 years ago
meh
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ApocalypseGamer8 years ago
I feel bad for my toilet
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Gabriel Alvarez13 years ago
umm ok...
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MurgianSwordsman10 years ago
If yer a "perfect human", obviously your body is prepared for...shit like this, so it shouldn't be that bad. It's not an actual perfect human, as shits that big obviously mean a terrible metabolism and digestive system. A perfect being in theory should be ...[Show full comment]
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