Will You Press The Button?

BoonanaBoy9 years ago

that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

AX-MentalicGamer-XA9 years ago

is that not Normal? ....

LolOmgYolo9 years ago

I don't want to live 300 years...banana

scorpionkillzsubzero9 years ago

Banana pancake waffle!

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

OF COURSE IM GONNA CLICK IT I LOVE SHITTING

Anime-Otaku7 years ago

Lol

radicaled739 years ago

Wtf is a double sided shit???

DragonEXE8 years ago

What the fuck is with you pic! Fix it before you make everyone to drown in bleach DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING QWER

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skull kid9 years ago

perfect means it isn't really an inconvenience

Anime-Otaku7 years ago

Uh.......

D-BEN9 years ago

this is so bad

Loganicai9 years ago

I wasn't able to understand the downside fully.

Agent_Waffle7 years ago

Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?

VortexM4ster9 years ago

I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.

Inka Halme12 years ago

That's not perfect.

Gregottorry7 years ago

U r right

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Griffin Cain12 years ago

What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Lol it so did

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ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

Ooh HEELLLL NOOOOAOOOO

Livwe7 years ago

U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago

Who The fuck thought of this?

Luis Corrales12 years ago

WTF Start shitting double sided

Lokashian4 years ago

Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway

chloelolz9 years ago

I have that sort of shit everyday!!!

okigarcia20059 years ago

bitch no

Knampf7 years ago

Wtf

DivineHoliness9 years ago

Not pooping big poop!

Hellscape9 years ago

I would be fine its superpowers just hit someone by shitting on them

RedLeaderTord8 years ago

This has to be someone"s fetish.

Cyros9 years ago

GOD NO.

LimbesDesGlaces10 years ago

Laxatives !

Jack Vitz12 years ago

What in all the name of all things shiny did I just read?

x_Stardust_x8 years ago

Hahaha... As a person with IBS the downside is one of the worst things to ever fucking happen, thanks for the offer though!

Galaxy_rose119 years ago

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Majin_Snake9 years ago

I do that everyday, so profit.

KDigityDog10 years ago

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just-a-random-guy4 years ago

Or go to Taco Bell, the shit will get more fluid.

beta10 years ago

how am i a perfect human if i crap uncontrollably?

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago

Didn't say where the shit would come out from. Didn't say if it was a solid state or not. Easily could have gas poo or poo plasma. Didn't say if what I shit was actually poo. Could be candyfloss or balsamic vinegar.

golgothasTerror9 years ago

Well golly gee thats nasty

aproy7 years ago

I hope the 24000+ people that said yes did it for the anal.

Damien LaGuardia9 years ago

I already do!

Suchtkrebs9 years ago

If I am perfect, I dont shit double sided full size fist shaped shit every 3 hours every day

bro52229 years ago

i will take the 300 years but i dont want to be perfect. the downside though is just weird

Ampedonpugs10 years ago

3 letters.wtf

Flubiflaps9 years ago

Awsome

Ron Vaksman12 years ago

well im reading this wile i am in the bathroom for around 3-4 owers sooooooooooooooo yup

113575338 years ago

A super perfect human wouldn't have a physical side effect so boom I'm perfect

21falloutsatthedisco9 years ago

Wtf did I just read

Lostboything9 years ago

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