You are now the world's greatest guitar player
but
You can't ever do drugs, or have kids
I will not


TheLlama8 years ago
There's no downside.

Z0m41e6 years ago
Nice profile pic.

Gareth Battersby11 years ago
Ive never done drugs and I hate kids... this is only win for me

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiotslast year
66 LIKES OH NO THE DEMOMS
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dion123457 years ago
U can still have sex

Sean Flores11 years ago
1. I already don't do drugs 2. Adoption....

Spainlast year
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kombatdragon4888 years ago
I like xxx

Stephen Lee11 years ago
Sex and money are still in? I'm in.

Markiplier7777 years ago
Very true
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Kuni Si11 years ago
No kid's. Dude im in, I get to play music and never do drugs thats pretty cool by me.

Fedxftw6 years ago
Medicine=drugs you mentally impaired fucktard

Alfredo Miranda Jr.11 years ago
PERFECT!

Alice Hollocher11 years ago
>.< 1. Adoption. 2. Do I get to pick the type of guitar?

EMPTYENDER116 years ago
Dude children DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!!! they are people!!! >:-D
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Apollo9242 years ago
DRUGS BAD BUT KIDS GOOD p.s. I’m not saying that because I’m a kid.

OX-MAN 8 years ago
Wait that's a plus all round

Morgengrauen9 years ago
Adoption

DavidRosky6 years ago
We are living in a sad world if not being able to do drugs is a downside...

opopasto8 years ago
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TomChaney7 years ago
You would only say yes if you"ve never played guitar high

coolkidash1238 years ago
Well yes sex is still in but you wouldn't get any kids no

Emma Newbury11 years ago
Nothing bad about that.

theodoreperron6 years ago
i dont wanna do drugs,i ALSO HATE GUITAR

skylanders king8 years ago
it's a win win

Angel-of-the-Lord7 years ago
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The Talking Cokkie8 years ago
1st WHY DAFUQ WOULD I DO DRUGS 2nd i can just adopt one

The_potato_man3 years ago
Medicine=drugs

NotThisAgain58 years ago
I read the "can't do drugs" part and I was all "hell yeah", but then I saw the "no kids" one and I was like hell no.

Jericho the Great8 years ago
i dont do drugs but the kid part, you can only do sex without giving birth, thats awesome

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez8 years ago
Dun care about kids or drugs. Plus it doesn't say u can't adopt.

vampire-juicebox3 years ago
Fuck it. I'll get famous, do everything I"ve ever wanted to, then commit suicide cause I can't take anti-depressants and then be remembered by rock fans forever as a tragic figure.

Mashie078 years ago
I want kids

Kazi Iqbl11 years ago
if i cant have kids then no

ArgieBacomo6 years ago
SEX without having children? HELL YEAH

Cecerosalee 8 years ago
Adopt duh

inkredeble9 years ago
So basically the best life you could ever live. Okay.

QueenOfThrDragons4 years ago
Never want to have kids

CyanSpirit8 years ago
I can simply adopt a child, I don't wanna do drugs ever.... Mmmmm.... Win/Win :3

SmileDogCreepyPasta7 years ago
I never did drugs and never will. And I just can't stand my life and others.

Fedxftw7 years ago
Hav3 you taken medicine? They are drugs so...

Alekseisem048 years ago
I can to take a kid from lost kids home

RAYooooooo5 months ago
It's good

DeadCobra8 years ago
Seriously where is the down side Drugs are for idiots and kids are a waist of money and ruins the sex life

SherlockH-221B7 years ago
I don't like kids but I honestly wanna try all the drugs just for the experience.

Creeperface1308 years ago
Win-Win.

GalaxyBrainLoopholes2 years ago
I don't wanna have kids, and i could become rich! It"s not that big of a deal that I won't ever be able to use any drugs, at least i won't have the risk of getting addicted.

crystalcontrast8 years ago
unprotected sex is fine now!

catgrabber10 years ago
I'm always confused with "you are now the greatest..", whether it means I'm magically good or everyone else is worse than me.

Poomanpeebird6 years ago
In my opinion drugs are better than guitars

Send_Nudes5547 years ago
Who needs kids?You can adopt

TheMLGDogeButtonPusher8 years ago
i want biological children

Atharva5853 years ago
As an Indian drinking is bad in our culture

RichyDP6 years ago
So I can't really ever party then?

8nicolas88 years ago
Medication is for the weak and I don't do illegal drugs but alcohol is a drug but I'm a child who cares

Cinderpelt13 years ago
Downside?

renthex8 years ago
who the fuck wants to be a guitar player
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