Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma8 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai4 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

Jim_Hawkins3 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t...[Show full comment]

AdamSpeiser7 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol3314 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Guitar289 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife8 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

LemonFerret4 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol3314 years ago

you will be killed by the button

Denver L Cornel12 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName8 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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JuliaSnee8 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai4 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy9 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA7 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess12 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol3314 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 1019 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols12 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai4 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome8 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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John Castle12 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

ItGetsWorse8 years ago

Doesn't mean that"s only what you can do. Become an Olympian. Make a huge scientific discovery. You'll just have to work at McDonald"s. You could literally change the world and then do your fast food work.

Zac Houston12 years ago

That's just my part time job... at night... time to be a superhero!

Bob1019 years ago

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BigBird6665 years ago

*steals money from bank with speed and get away with smarts*

Paper Kaine9 years ago

Flipping burgers by day, using superior intellect and speed to become a super hero by night!

Reece360 hd 29 years ago

Discounts for life

non-fiction9 years ago

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Reaper84058 years ago

**picks up spatula**

3001018 years ago

no thanks i already have iq score of 160

mrs.poopdelivery9 years ago

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