Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma 9 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai 5 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

AdamSpeiser 9 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol331 5 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Jim_Hawkins 4 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t... [Show full comment]

Denver L Cornel 13 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName 9 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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Guitar28 10 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife 9 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

LemonFerret 6 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol331 5 years ago

you will be killed by the button

JuliaSnee 9 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai 5 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy 10 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA 9 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess 13 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol331 5 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 101 11 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols 13 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai 5 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome 9 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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John Castle 13 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

medsal15 11 years ago

-Your cheesburger is ready -But I didn't even ask yet

TheRealist 10 years ago

If I am as fast as a ninja, I can sneak cyanide into the burgers and other poisons that are incurable currently by doctors (I know the cure) and no one would know... Then, sell the antidote for a lot of money, McDonalds isn't that bad now is it?

Dakotajames 11 years ago

Just eat a McDonald's

Lord-Derpicus 9 years ago

Assassinate everyone who works for mcdonalds the company collapses and is destroyed cant work for something that doesnt exist so no problemo

nothing special 10 years ago

Of since i have the smarts of Einstein i dont need the mcdonaldsjob I,ll just find a methode to craft gold

reefli 11 years ago

Ninjas can't be seen :D

GhostyGengar 9 years ago

Just don't work at all. You can steal.

Mario Mario 11 years ago

Damn but no

Jeff.... the.... Killer 11 years ago

I can create new poisons with the power of my mind, and then put them in the burgers and when they find out, RUN.

BrianRupram 10 years ago

McDonalds would be my sidejob

Krusek 9 years ago

How can it be your side job if you work full time there for the rest of your life?

Ruthanimegamer 10 years ago

if you have the smarts of einstein then you can bomb every mcdonalds and no one will know its you

sonicj01 10 years ago

no einstien isnt that smart people would still know its you

FatSumo11 10 years ago

It could be part time job

NintendoMastermind 11 years ago

There's no downside to this.

CalChivers 9 years ago

MAKE YOUR SELF GET FIRED BROOOOOOOO

AkiraTsukyomi 11 years ago

Nope id rather jump of a bridge than work for mcdonalds.

tianfeng last year

拜托，一个强大的打工人超酷的好吗

Jmr 11 years ago

I could work two jobs

Whocares351 9 years ago

2 jobs

crossfiretarget 11 years ago

I'm sure in due time I can move up in the company, with the smarts of Einstein.

MegaSpeedTrap 10 years ago

It didnt say that you cant invent new tech and sell it or anything like that, it just says you have to work at mcdonalda

Y_O_R_D 9 years ago

Already have all of that

mrperson420 11 years ago

Working at Mcdonalds as a ninja could be fun. And a full time job still allows me soe free time to use my intellect for good

TACOMASTER 10 years ago

Well if you have the speed of a ninja, I'm pretty sure all the meals would be done in a matter of seconds and you could also improve some things because you have the smarts of Einstein which could make you even more money.

xTurtle 10 years ago

What does rn mean?

XG 5 years ago

So I'm the devil?

Tox943 11 years ago

Then i escape Ha

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BigBird666 7 years ago

*steals money from bank with speed and get away with smarts*

Paper Kaine 11 years ago

Flipping burgers by day, using superior intellect and speed to become a super hero by night!

ItGetsWorse 10 years ago

Doesn't mean that"s only what you can do. Become an Olympian. Make a huge scientific discovery. You'll just have to work at McDonald"s. You could literally change the world and then do your fast food work.

Zac Houston 13 years ago

That's just my part time job... at night... time to be a superhero!

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Reaper8405 10 years ago

**picks up spatula**

Reece360 hd 2 11 years ago

Discounts for life

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