You have the opportunity to fix all the worlds problems (disease, famine, war, poverty etc.)
but
You can never masturbate again.
I will not

Blinky 2 years ago
i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
No dude, just, no.
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Brian Bellos 13 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro 2 years ago
hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world
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EmperorBethany672 10 years ago
I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius187 9 years ago
Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

SkylerRanker last year
yas

Spiderp 10 years ago
What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع 13 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago
that is touching yourself
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ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato 8 years ago
o hell no

Brian Bellos 13 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 10 years ago
I dont even do that so XD

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع 13 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames 10 years ago
If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?
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thedepressedone 11 years ago
Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!😑

Michael Curtis 13 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews 13 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P7 10 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro

Michael Curtis 13 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews 13 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Cory Glass 13 years ago
No.

Cory Glass 13 years ago
No.

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

Brandon Breese 13 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell

funnyboop 11 years ago
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P7 10 years ago
FAP FAP FAP. Now I'm ready to press the button

P7 10 years ago
Well, come to think of it, NO!

ZeButton 11 years ago
WHAT KIND OF A DOWNSIDE IS THIS? IS THIS EVEN A DOWNSIDE?

veedeewee 11 years ago
kids at the age of 9 be like...

SkyGuy1040 10 years ago
Oh no how can I touch my junk

Kadon Zaxus 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex.

MVZ4 6 years ago
I'm asexual

anster70 10 years ago
Whats sex

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Sylveon-Kirby-Star 11 years ago
NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE

jameelamir2005 11 years ago
No more lag for murica! CPU Usage will always be %0 Better world!

devilsadvocate689 8 years ago
All worlds fricken problems solved but can’t masturbate

codygames 11 years ago
After all that all men and women would love you (girls can masterbate to)

Seeing_Stripes 11 years ago
So long as I clearly get credit, I would get SO MUCH tail...

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago
I dont masturbate the downside ran away from me

dylantheggreenwood 10 years ago
You can get someone else to do it for you

HOOD RAT DOUG FUSCO 12 years ago
Get people to jack you off.

WiseMoose632 4 years ago
The fap to end all wars

JamZHate 9 years ago
Well I have people for that

Dark_Games 11 years ago
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teo700 10 years ago
The guy who wrote that is way too alone!!

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
But I'm a girl

insertrandomnameXD 5 years ago
i mean that is no downside, masturbating is not that important as free robux

Zoriu 11 years ago
Fuck the world
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