Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities
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Spiderp8 years ago
What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?
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ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.
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LesbianPotato7 years ago
o hell no
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نور Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† نازل كاطع12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs
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Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there
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Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.
P78 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro
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Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there
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Michael Curtis12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs
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Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?
ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't
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Cory Glass12 years ago
No.
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Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.
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Cory Glass12 years ago
No.
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Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.
ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.
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Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit
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Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?
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Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.
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Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell
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Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit
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Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell
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yusuf32734 years ago
Corona already exists in real life
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Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago
Well i can get lucky for a reward after what i did so no masturbation wouldnt be a problemo
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Mikeiscool8 years ago
Doesn't that create a problem?
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Ellisboy22310 years ago
i'm trying to stop that anyway so why not cure everything else on the way.
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Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago
humans suck.
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miniongirly9 years ago
done and done
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tipoima10 years ago
I think, for this i deserve a girlfriend
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InvrtXprt 9 years ago
I will always masterbate and nothing will take that away from me
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SinonMercer7 years ago
Even without the downside I wouldn't have pressed it. Overpopulation. But the downside is an automatic hell fucking no.
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xss9 years ago
I fail to see the downside!
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Aphoriste10 years ago
Pretty sure women would be grateful enough period.
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deadexjs_4209 years ago
H fobs divs bsfsbbcsfffsnsfnfsnsgnd
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DogeEMan7 years ago
You can't masturbate but you can have sex
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MissMuffet9 years ago
Dude, this isn't even a question. HELL YEAH!!!
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waleed dassu9 years ago
I'm good. Got a girlfriend
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Zac20029 years ago
I'm a guy soooooo....I don't masturbate
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Newgrounder8 years ago
Why the fuck would anyone choose not to press it, selfish pricks XD
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