Will You Press The Button?

Blinky4 months ago

i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude3 years ago

No dude, just, no.

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Brian Bellos12 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro3 months ago

hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world

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EmperorBethany6729 years ago

I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius1878 years ago

Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

Spiderp8 years ago

What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato7 years ago

o hell no

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹12 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher4 years ago

that is touching yourself

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Brian Bellos12 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago

I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone9 years ago

Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!ðŸ˜‘

lukezaboss9 years ago

FUCK MASTURBATING!!!!!!

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹12 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames9 years ago

If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?

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Michael Curtis12 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews12 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen12 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P78 years ago

Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews12 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis12 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes12 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Cory Glass12 years ago

No.

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass12 years ago

No.

Nick Pedersen12 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Dylan Holmes12 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Brandon Breese12 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

Brandon Breese12 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

waleed dassu9 years ago

I'm good. Got a girlfriend

Aphoriste10 years ago

Pretty sure women would be grateful enough period.

deadexjs_4209 years ago

H fobs divs bsfsbbcsfffsnsfnfsnsgnd

DogeEMan7 years ago

You can't masturbate but you can have sex

MissMuffet9 years ago

Dude, this isn't even a question. HELL YEAH!!!

Kassem3 years ago

Hiiiii

Zac20029 years ago

I'm a guy soooooo....I don't masturbate

Newgrounder8 years ago

Why the fuck would anyone choose not to press it, selfish pricks XD

minecraft_kid_nikki9 years ago

what is masturbating?

InvrtXprt 9 years ago

Well u r smart aren't you

Astrobevo9 years ago

Lol EasyðŸ‘ŠðŸ»

xXChurBoyXx11 years ago

um... i just pressed it coz im kinda young

P78 years ago

FAP FAP FAP. Now I'm ready to press the button

P78 years ago

Well, come to think of it, NO!

ZeButton10 years ago

WHAT KIND OF A DOWNSIDE IS THIS? IS THIS EVEN A DOWNSIDE?

veedeewee9 years ago

kids at the age of 9 be like...

SkyGuy10409 years ago

Oh no how can I touch my junk

Kadon Zaxus12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

MVZ45 years ago

I'm asexual

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jameelamir20059 years ago

No more lag for murica! CPU Usage will always be %0 Better world!

devilsadvocate6897 years ago

All worlds fricken problems solved but can’t masturbate

codygames9 years ago

After all that all men and women would love you (girls can masterbate to)

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