Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities
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Spiderp8 years ago
What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?
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ThatGuyOnTheStreet10 years ago
To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.
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LesbianPotato7 years ago
o hell no
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نور Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† نازل كاطع12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs
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Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there
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Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.
P78 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro
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Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there
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Michael Curtis12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs
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Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?
ThatGuyOnTheStreet10 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't
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Cory Glass12 years ago
No.
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Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.
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Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit
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Cory Glass12 years ago
No.
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Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.
ThatGuyOnTheStreet10 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.
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Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.
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Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?
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Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell
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Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit
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Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell
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Cookie_cat3 years ago
i aint no weakling
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BartekTomasik8 years ago
Someone aoready pressed the button.
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DMW0210 years ago
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
I didn't press the button out of not caring about saving the world.
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insaninater10 years ago
I imagine if you fixed all the worlds problems, you'd have some people ready to show you their gratitude. If nobody is willing to help you get off after you make the world perfect, this world deserves to burn.
ThatGuyOnTheStreet10 years ago
Then it deserves, because no one would do it if they don't even know you did it, they only know it happened, and you wouldn't have literally ANY proof about it.
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BillCosby8 years ago
But why?????? Giggity.....I'm sorry...I can't do it
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NightmareFoxy10 years ago
It doesn't say you can't have sex ;3
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TheWhiteDragon9 years ago
I don't masturbate anyway. :T
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pplord4 years ago
Bro I'm the king of no masturbation so its a win win for me, plus the thank you blowjobs
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