Will You Press The Button?

Blinky 2 years ago

i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

No dude, just, no.

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Brian Bellos 13 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro 2 years ago

hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world

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EmperorBethany672 10 years ago

I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius187 9 years ago

Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

SkylerRanker last year

yas

Spiderp 10 years ago

What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹ 13 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago

that is touching yourself

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ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato 8 years ago

o hell no

Brian Bellos 13 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹ 13 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?

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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 10 years ago

I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone 11 years ago

Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!ðŸ˜‘

Michael Curtis 13 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews 13 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P7 10 years ago

Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews 13 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis 13 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass 13 years ago

No.

Cory Glass 13 years ago

No.

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Brandon Breese 13 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

ScreachyBoi 8 years ago

You know everyone who clicked yes is a virgin. Admit it.

guyir 5 years ago

you mean no?

Kristiyan Gechev 11 years ago

i dont even masturbate

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago

I don't do that anyhow, and I don't plan to, so... YAY, WORLD PEACE!

GoldenApple 11 years ago

an opposite gender would be grateful

FatheredPuma81 11 years ago

World problem #1: I'm not god.

Leondrore Liption 13 years ago

Sorry everybody. erm..

thegreenrex 10 years ago

I dont give a fuck about masturbating

Kiko Avin 12 years ago

I don't do that anyway

JonBehan1 4 years ago

Does it count as masturbation if you use a fleshlight?

the obsidian man 11 years ago

i dont masterbate where do i sign?

Dravento 9 years ago

Or you know i could just have sex

teknically 11 years ago

O.o why masturbate when u can do the real thing

yusuf3273 6 years ago

Corona already exists in real life

Comrade_Sowbeast360 11 years ago

Well i can get lucky for a reward after what i did so no masturbation wouldnt be a problemo

Mikeiscool 10 years ago

Doesn't that create a problem?

Ellisboy223 11 years ago

i'm trying to stop that anyway so why not cure everything else on the way.

Niklas Leeuwin 13 years ago

humans suck.

miniongirly 10 years ago

done and done

tipoima 11 years ago

I think, for this i deserve a girlfriend

InvrtXprt 11 years ago

I will always masterbate and nothing will take that away from me

Brandon Breese 13 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Even without the downside I wouldn't have pressed it. Overpopulation. But the downside is an automatic hell fucking no.

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