You could understand any language
but
you can never speak a word that isn't english.
I will not

kongya 8 months ago
Human federalStar diplomatic ambassador

The_Creature 5 months ago
what a fucking narcissistic I could use you on my team )
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KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon 9 years ago
One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.

Pancakes654 8 years ago
It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.

Beeneeweenees 2 years ago
lame

Roses_Are_Red 9 years ago
Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations

IHateYellow 7 years ago
The perfect spy

pjwolfie 5 years ago
I could be like a translator for English people lol

raysr 9 years ago
Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!

Ashley James Baker 13 years ago
It does not say you cannot write it :P

Amazingcat30 5 years ago
LoL
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gavinbrichardson 8 years ago
I'm a one way translator.

Super-sans 8 years ago
I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s

Panifex 8 years ago
When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it

Dominic Santoro 13 years ago
Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.

Deanowinchester 10 years ago
Latin can be found in any language.
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Alex Ognan 13 years ago
i already cant stand listening to people in english. Why would I want to listen to the rest of the world complaining?

Anton Lillesøster Widén 13 years ago
well im danish...sooooo

Hamistagan 10 years ago
well man up and move to england fellow danish

Manza123 10 years ago
Define English BITCH, u can't cause my definition is different

mmarianovo 11 years ago
I'm from Spain, sooo... no

Rom123 9 years ago
Well I'm Israeli so...

Peradox 12 years ago
Okay then. At least I can understand them.

555444hi 3 years ago
if buttons stacked, i would understand all but not be able to communicate. (other one was understand and speak all languages but only be able to speak in native language)

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Just move house and become a linguist

Chaos3DS 10 years ago
I'll use google translate

Jonathan TheFantasy Fantasm 13 years ago
All I'd HAVE to do is write non english words xD

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Tricky 10 years ago
But I live in Brazil so I wouldnt be able to speak my own mother language? No thank you narcisist english native speaker bitch

IceCool 11 years ago
i speak english allmost all the time so i don't se a downside to this ( :

Lucaslife 6 years ago
Es sagt nicht das ich nicht schreiben kann

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fellovesfood 11 years ago
Lol I will be the best translater

DragonDBK 8 years ago
I'm not even English, i"m dutch :P

evilkitty175 12 years ago
become a professional translater. make loads of money

Datpanda 10 years ago
Loop holes..

AoNeko 9 years ago
I'll sing.

John Landis 13 years ago
There's an app that translates for you so I don't need to be able to SPEAK any other language. ;)

Adre Adri 11 years ago
I only speak greek LOL

TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago
So I be like Komi and just write what I want to say lol

Beeneeweenees 2 years ago
holy mid

TheNinetales 11 years ago
I still can write in other languages

randomguy008 11 years ago
I can watch anime without needing subtitles or dubs.

Soapbutter 5 years ago
Jokes on you english is my normal laugenge

Scorcher 11 years ago
fuck no

Boommeister 10 years ago
but most of the world knows some english

Weshley Van Daelen 13 years ago
YES?

xlittle 11 years ago
i shall speak AMERICAN

CarlosAnims 10 years ago
SOU BRASILEIRO

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
¡A mí me gusta hablo español!

ThatMan102 10 years ago
id be the most vauleable translator in the world.

xiaobudiansheng 7 months ago
“write”

RadcialCatIrma 11 years ago
fuck you and this disgusting choosery

ADdmuse 12 years ago
Doesn't mean you can't write the languages.

SICK 3 years ago
好好好

NukeTheMoon 11 years ago
shit, i live in russia
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