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AColdGuy4 years ago

So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.

Beeneeweenees2 months ago

lame

pjwolfie4 years ago

I could be like a translator for English people lol

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon8 years ago

One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.

Pancakes6547 years ago

It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.

D_YellowMadness7 months ago

I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.

Roses_Are_Red7 years ago

Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations

IHateYellow6 years ago

The perfect spy

stormiinight4 years ago

"I can understand it, I can't speak it." - Creed Bratton

raysr7 years ago

Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!

Ashley James Baker12 years ago

It does not say you cannot write it :P

Amazingcat304 years ago

LoL

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gavinbrichardson7 years ago

I'm a one way translator.

Super-sans7 years ago

I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s

Panifex7 years ago

When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it

Dominic Santoro12 years ago

Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.

Deanowinchester9 years ago

Latin can be found in any language.

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Alex Ognan12 years ago

i already cant stand listening to people in english. Why would I want to listen to the rest of the world complaining?

Anton LillesÃ¸ster WidÃ©n12 years ago

well im danish...sooooo

Hamistagan8 years ago

well man up and move to england fellow danish

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago

¡A mí me gusta hablo español!

xlittle10 years ago

i shall speak AMERICAN

CarlosAnims9 years ago

SOU BRASILEIRO

ADdmuse11 years ago

Doesn't mean you can't write the languages.

ThatMan1029 years ago

id be the most vauleable translator in the world.

RadcialCatIrma9 years ago

fuck you and this disgusting choosery

glitched nightmare9 years ago

I always wanted to speak Japanese!!!! I..love U anime....

Chief_Reef9 years ago

What do uou not understand about can't speak those languages

SICKlast year

好好好

NukeTheMoon10 years ago

shit, i live in russia

Taneli148 years ago

It doesnt say you cant speak sentences of other languages

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE8 years ago

True

Talon O'Sullivan12 years ago

yeah speaking Japanese to my family

camwinn4 years ago

mOvE tO bRiTaIn aNd SpEaK bRiTtIsH

Ratboy10 years ago

Sign language..

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can learn that myself.

Darken Breath9 years ago

sad just sad

Jake90399 years ago

English inglish english

Nerdy-Dolls9 years ago

sign language bruh

NightFuryRider9 years ago

Nice one

sackbot201111 years ago

no my portuguese wont be vanished

dhbhabjdhb22 days ago

顶级语言翻译官，无论是古埃及语言还是古雅玛语言，统统都能翻译成英文

exodus12349 years ago

You can still write it down

GuilhermeCastro8 years ago

Wait, how I can't talk?

Ginger5289 years ago

Carry a pad of paper around

SpartanX8 years ago

don't speak but talk

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

Same thing. Noob.

randomguy0089 years ago

I can watch anime without needing subtitles or dubs.

Keshely3 years ago

Sounds ok

Minecraftables10 years ago

Google Translate

Black Thunder9 years ago

OK just speak Irish or British

Emeraldking6 years ago

Move to America they aren't English there American

soapyfoten10 years ago

Sure. Now i can watch my Japanese animes without subtitles and still talk to everyone i normally do.

Rin059 years ago

Loophole in the wording. You can never say "a word" that isn't english. So you could still speak other languages, just not be able to say the words "a" and "word". Boom.

Caliwow11 years ago

All of my friends know ASL, so we'll communicate just fine

Kaldrog9 years ago

Ure a translator?

RadcialCatIrma9 years ago

hah that made no sence ( my previous comment :p)

Edi MartinoviÄ‡12 years ago

This only makes sense for people who only speak English anyway. I'd be losing the ability to speak with a good portion of my family so no. You can always learn a new language if you need to.

Dilan9 years ago

I don't live in a country where english is the native language lol

llbl10 months ago

i’m not English

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