Will You Press The Button?

AColdGuy4 years ago

So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.

Beeneeweenees26 days ago

lame

pjwolfie4 years ago

I could be like a translator for English people lol

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon7 years ago

One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.

Pancakes6547 years ago

It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.

D_YellowMadness5 months ago

I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.

Roses_Are_Red7 years ago

Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations

IHateYellow6 years ago

The perfect spy

stormiinight4 years ago

"I can understand it, I can't speak it." - Creed Bratton

raysr7 years ago

Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!

gavinbrichardson7 years ago

I'm a one way translator.

Ashley James Baker12 years ago

It does not say you cannot write it :P

Amazingcat304 years ago

LoL

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Super-sans7 years ago

I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s

Panifex7 years ago

When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it

Dominic Santoro12 years ago

Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.

Deanowinchester9 years ago

Latin can be found in any language.

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Alex Ognan12 years ago

i already cant stand listening to people in english. Why would I want to listen to the rest of the world complaining?

Anton LillesÃ¸ster WidÃ©n12 years ago

well im danish...sooooo

Hamistagan8 years ago

well man up and move to england fellow danish

Roaryboy9 years ago

So I get to be great at my greatest interest, and can only speak my favorite language??? YES!

Wan7e55 years ago

I don't give a @#$#

redpanda2129 years ago

soapyfoten you took the words right out of my mouth

djcool2328 years ago

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DivaPrincess7 years ago

What does that include accents? Because a lot of languages speak English?

HeinrichHimmler11 years ago

ill just become a translator

Himura Kenshin9 years ago

(watches anime unsubbed)

GoldenJolt9 years ago

Hey I get to watch my anime without reading the subtitles and I can just write to people.

matojecar19 years ago

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ZekewillMAYBEpressthebutton5 months ago

just use writing or sign language

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago

English isn't my first language

Ghostfighterp8 years ago

I can speak German and your gonna take that away

pjwolfie4 years ago

Owo uwu

Pyj169 years ago

I'm not american so this isn't a problem for me.

coolstorybro8 years ago

so? still a nice power to have

Hoods9 years ago

then I can't sing carnival, so nope!

finnkid18 years ago

Every language has at least 1 english word. Fuck it.

fallensparrow819 years ago

i can wright it :D

Karrex9 years ago

Well you can't spell it...

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Well that's a problem in a multilingual family...

county12349 years ago

WELL YOU CAN'T SPEAK,BUT YOU CAN WRITE!!! GET REKT

Froggiekoto7 years ago

I could understand elven, dwarven dragon, and other ones that no one understands, I could even talk to animals.

Darth_Kyla 9 years ago

My BF speaks Spanish, I'm perfectly fine

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

I speak English and Spanish soooooo.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

Once dice triece

Kurosh Golshan12 years ago

You could find a way. Possibly be the sole translator for an American diplomat. Also. Aliens.

kingalex39 years ago

you can always lerin it

iOmenHow69last year

Based

BobDobbs9 years ago

I almost never speak anything that isn't English anyway. If I need to, I'll write it down.

Andrew-avyx9 years ago

I can find another way to communicate

PrimeMordialGaming11049 years ago

*cough* translator *cough*

dinojl8 years ago

Woo hoo! The enter glitch is fixed! Yay!

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

???

SomeGuy699 years ago

Then I won't say engl*sh ( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)

noddiah11 years ago

gallifrien

Flameshot9 years ago

English stole most of it's words from other languages, so I would just speak some weird form of broken English.

Rúni8 years ago

Well, I can't talk because of another button so...

William Lahmer12 years ago

I can become an instant translator only it would be one way translation. Still a good skill to have though.

super person9 years ago

Just get on a computer and translate what you want to say to the people.

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