I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude4 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore10 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk12 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop9 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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Za_Taiyo4 years ago
Oh hell yeah
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Mason Ross10 years ago
You only have to pay them once so it will be perfectly fine. 💙
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Lvcifer6168 years ago
If I could afford it
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Spewkies9 years ago
Why can't people on this website get laid?
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briaisabanana8 years ago
They won't love you. they'll love the money
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Cloop4219 years ago
Hinata is bae
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Progamultimatron5 years ago
Uh I don’t press button if you press it you just alone
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SabF2410 years ago
Waifu = Chief (WHAAT)
Husbandfu: The sbandfu (?????)
The creator of this button needs to be punched in the face...
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
infinite rich from other buttons.
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Fartkontrol7 years ago
The button i pressed before this was. you get infinite money. BUT you have to do homework even when your adult and you can just hire someone to do it for you. and $60,000 is nothing So im set,
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Jamie Bull12 years ago
I think that's called illegal trafficking
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Shafie12119 years ago
It is called slavery
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ValentinPlesuvu8 years ago
Good thing i got infinite money yesterday
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DrakEmono9 years ago
Mmh... If I REALLY get my dream guy, knowing how I might be REALLY picky about him, I guess I would press the button... It's expensive, but I just have to pay once...
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DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago
IM RICH AS F%*K SO HELL YEAH!!!!
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BoomBoy4 years ago
I pressed a button for infinite wishes actually
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ShyGirl922058 years ago
What is a "Waifu" and a "husbandfu"
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Kittenlover1016 years ago
Human trafficking?
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Samirah11 years ago
and you don't pay more then that throughout your life as it is?
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EpicGamerGirlXO8 years ago
If I really loved them, it would be worth it
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thatoneBooperDooper9 years ago
Just pressed a button for infiite money JACK IS MINE
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
WTF is a Waifu or husbandfu?!
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ArachneCrane3 months ago
Once I make some schmoney, I'll be set!
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MishtiDoi7 years ago
Equal monthly instalments. Again, it"s an option not a compulsion.
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
You could use some other button to get your waifu/husbando without having to pay a shit load of money for them.
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SuperFox13510 years ago
What if your dream person isn't who you thought it would be. No
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firedam_fangirl8 years ago
That"s the definition of a wedding.
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Ausidore9 years ago
I'd marry the human version of Garroth. #He'sSoHawt!
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DaLord10 years ago
People need to spend that much on the ring and dress anyway...
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Yau Lye Hong9 years ago
Hope this is in Hong Kong Dollars.
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MEOWZLy5 years ago
i pressed the button for infinite money
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abcx9 years ago
Just marry a trillionaire.
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ElectricBoogaloo9 years ago
*husbando
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Thedarkx7 years ago
Ugh I change my mind I would marry a rich person steal there money and then use tht to pay the money for someone tht I actually care about
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