I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude4 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore9 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk12 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop8 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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Nono20029 years ago
fuck yes
Nono20029 years ago
Asriel dreemurr is mine now x3
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DrCookie694 years ago
I would wish for a perfect wife which poops money
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Hanatamago10 years ago
*is broke*
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Natalia_Marron8 years ago
I would gladly pay $60,000 to have Benedict Cumberbatch be my husbandfu.
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Austin Seguin12 years ago
What in God's good name is a waifu!?
butmycodenameisnaenae9 years ago
meh.. it's god something to do with anime and shipping, or any show but mostly anime
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Itachi9 years ago
Hell fucking yes
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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
I don't wanna marry them then I'll be stuck with them FOREVER AHHHHHH
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meatloave8 months ago
She gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that can't be lost/stolen ect and has 500,000,000$ tax free on it. After she gives them to me and we have mad sex she leaves and we never see or hear from each other ever again.
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