I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude4 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore10 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk12 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop9 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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Lorenzo Pammolli12 years ago
I could use those moneys for many prostitutes.
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minifruitloop9 years ago
@ everyone who brings up previous buttons they've pressed: fuck you, you know damn well that those buttons don't count in different scenarios, so stop trying to be a smart ass by saying, "oh, well I pressed a button earlier that gives me infinite money, so...[Show full comment]
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chugging pepto9 years ago
Can I get my waifu on layaway
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OmarHaque367 years ago
I wish it could be real.
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rindiculous9 years ago
Sure--but there's so many husbandfu's to choose from...
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NeonVanRoselast year
Yaknow this is a fair price to pay compared to some of the other nightmarish buttons I've seen. I know what my ideal partner would be and I would happily pay that price. If it means I'd get to be happy for the rest of my life
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Xeronite9 years ago
Finally I'm not forever alonee
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MollyCourtenay7 years ago
Mine is a crown prince so um yeah...
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squiddude4 years ago
*works a lot harder and getting more money*
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monkyoverlord9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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SamBaum8 years ago
come to momma syn gates
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UltraHyper9 years ago
ummm... whaat?
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113575338 years ago
Well at least I'll be happy
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butmycodenameisnaenae9 years ago
LmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmao...[Show full comment]
lillyg6224 9 years ago
Your butt must hurt a lot
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MageMech20205 years ago
Uh...would I always have enough money?
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xLEXx10 years ago
First this, next selling people on eBay... *shakes head at humanity*
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ShinigamiKun9 years ago
OH MY GOD! YES!
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Baldystick7 years ago
Gotta save $60000000000000000 then
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Oleh Rohachev12 years ago
eeeemmmm.... you know how much partiing you can 0do ?
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Why do I need a name?9 years ago
What if I'm British didn't say pounds.
Dumb America.
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
So their a whore
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
£45,589 for a waifu? Surely a hooker would be cheaper.
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Toma8903 years ago
I dont have a waifu because i"m normal
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xboxfire1239 years ago
HELL YEAH me and vicky pattison i would get that money no matter what
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Nono20029 years ago
fuck yes
Nono20029 years ago
Asriel dreemurr is mine now x3
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DrCookie694 years ago
I would wish for a perfect wife which poops money
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Hanatamago10 years ago
*is broke*
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Natalia_Marron8 years ago
I would gladly pay $60,000 to have Benedict Cumberbatch be my husbandfu.
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Austin Seguin12 years ago
What in God's good name is a waifu!?
butmycodenameisnaenae9 years ago
meh.. it's god something to do with anime and shipping, or any show but mostly anime
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Itachi9 years ago
Hell fucking yes
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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
I don't wanna marry them then I'll be stuck with them FOREVER AHHHHHH
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meatloave9 months ago
She gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that can't be lost/stolen ect and has 500,000,000$ tax free on it. After she gives them to me and we have mad sex she leaves and we never see or hear from each other ever again.
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