I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude5 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore11 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk13 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira13 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop10 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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DaLord12 years ago
People need to spend that much on the ring and dress anyway...
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Yau Lye Hong11 years ago
Hope this is in Hong Kong Dollars.
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MEOWZLy6 years ago
i pressed the button for infinite money
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abcx10 years ago
Just marry a trillionaire.
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ElectricBoogaloo11 years ago
*husbando
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Thedarkx8 years ago
Ugh I change my mind I would marry a rich person steal there money and then use tht to pay the money for someone tht I actually care about
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Pyrox11 years ago
Wow no chill Ava
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Button7X39 years ago
The frick is this question? I
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thatdudedotcom10 years ago
so you basically bought a wife?
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Noah1239 years ago
You know how many strippers I could buy
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Coolpat201611 years ago
I could pick someone who is extremely rich
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me245966 years ago
lets go, im down
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DoctorDonna11 years ago
I would be married to a guy who, among other things, has an infinite amount of money, he will give me 60 000 because he loves me, and then we will both fly away in the TARDIS.
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IAmLogitian7 years ago
NEWEST COMMENT OUT OF ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. You are welcome, I know you were searching for it.
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akaniu9612 years ago
naahhh better the money
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Gemmiface10 years ago
Ehh... I'll search for him the hard way.
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ZoeySurvivor9 years ago
HUSBAND-FU? W.A.I.F.U WTF GUYS?
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Blue Harold13 years ago
no cash or credit
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Aradiabot10 years ago
What if WiFi was super rich and gave you some cash loophole founde
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thebuttondudelast year
in this economy you can buy a pencil case with 60,000
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Butters711 years ago
Mori-senpai , here i come!(dont judge me...)
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MNITIMMY10 years ago
Then that's not really love then is it?
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JoeJoeCarlson625 years ago
That"s like the cost of a nice car, but your partner can help you pay for it.
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Madara Uchiha 11 years ago
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex
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MEOWZLy6 years ago
and it includes WAIFUS think about fools!!
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ShiningDawn11 years ago
Is the love of your life a car? Find out Now!
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itsabird669 years ago
????? Husbandfu?????? I know what waifu is but husbandfu?????? weeaboos "husband" is an English word and I don't know Japanese but if y"all put "fu" at the end of human subject pronouns when you"re doing your weird manga/anime rp thing then you don't do th...[Show full comment]
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minifruitloop10 years ago
@ everyone who brings up previous buttons they've pressed: fuck you, you know damn well that those buttons don't count in different scenarios, so stop trying to be a smart ass by saying, "oh, well I pressed a button earlier that gives me infinite money, so...[Show full comment]
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chugging pepto11 years ago
Can I get my waifu on layaway
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OmarHaque368 years ago
I wish it could be real.
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Lorenzo Pammolli13 years ago
I could use those moneys for many prostitutes.
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NeonVanRose2 years ago
Yaknow this is a fair price to pay compared to some of the other nightmarish buttons I've seen. I know what my ideal partner would be and I would happily pay that price. If it means I'd get to be happy for the rest of my life
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