Will You Press The Button?

dogchasingcars4 years ago

I just have to attend. I don't have to pass.

DenGC4 years ago

get training and become skillful, have retirement benefits, sign me in

FrederickJhYih5 years ago

Just... How ADVANCED? Learn to command a full fleet? Complete training of seal team 6? Or perhaps learn to be a captain of secretarial intelligent submarine captain?! That must be damned COOL!

Mine_Zone8 years ago

So you were trained but never deployed

Josh Hanlon12 years ago

> Don't have to work in military > but you have to work in the military

Master17 years ago

Train dumb fuck

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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago

I'm a fucking two year old inside. I can't go through child labour!

RazzmatazzJones7 years ago

So I have to go but I don't have to do shit

Fleecy7 years ago

What is the god dam point *inhales* IDIOT!

IndigoMage7 years ago

I mean, good life skills

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

My dick is a f****** Marine also why didn't censor myself f****** phone

Lzke7 years ago

I shall spectate whilst laying on a chouch, eating chrisps and shouting "boooring!"

Wolf1238 years ago

K..., i dont have to.... but i have to?

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

Got macho, get paid

bobrien6859 years ago

Sooooooo i get to have two years of advanced training where i get in amazing physical shape and id learn tons of amazing moves and how to be cleaner than clean and organized beyond reason? Mmmmmmkay? Seems easy to press the button.

Da-Dude9 years ago

I want to be in the military anyways.ðŸ˜†

kathprat76119 years ago

That's nice. I would have a family instead tho

Katie Boss12 years ago

already in the military.

Allie543218 years ago

Same here

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Melissa Sowers12 years ago

banging body here I come

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

You girls in the supervisor I'll take care of it

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Iceorama9 years ago

Get military training, free paycheck, and don't have to go to war? Meh, worth it to me.

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

Sounds fun. Advanced training for FREE, and I get a profit out of it....Count me in....

poods fan9 years ago

Sure I'll know how to fight and use it to rob banks

HozzyBFD9 years ago

k, y not.

CDM_PANIC_AT_THE_DISCO9 years ago

I DONT NEED YO CHARITY

Laxus Dreyar10 years ago

I'd do it. I'm selfish, and I'd get to do the training without being dragged into some scummy war for some scummy country trying to do scummy things using good people.

Peter Mappouridou12 years ago

Well it's 2 years of learning how to use firearms, advanced squad tactics and physical workouts to receive veteran benefits for life. Better than grinding at an office for the majority of my life.

Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics9 years ago

President: I already did marine advanced training in 2 years. Minister of Defense: Me too.

Twiddle Twist8 years ago

I don't care.

aviqwedc9 years ago

where is he downside?

zan5610 years ago

I need to get in shape

Yolo4209 years ago

this

neverknown9 years ago

I can quit anyways...

fripon9 years ago

I'd kicked out first day XD

LeapingLink9 years ago

Same XD

rylan frazier9 years ago

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Szandidog8 years ago

I DID NOT WANT TO FIND THE 2 OH NO MY NIGHTMARE

oldnotweak10 years ago

really? cause it seems like veterans are always getting screwed on their retirement and healthcare and... all their benefits.

ifr3zyfellow9 years ago

work i don't think so...

Caleb Adams12 years ago

This sounds fun. Let's go!

Lukeamaniac4 years ago

I want to be in the military

Calypso9 years ago

Doesn't specify that you have to be good at it or something.

Sdunbar19828 years ago

And the down side is?

DarkMind9 years ago

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Ubercrow10 years ago

Yes! Free physical fitness and discipline, followed by excellent money.

Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

KobaLives7 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Henry-McCliff9 years ago

Useful for doingcriminal stuff.... Heheheh....

Alex Owen12 years ago

id rather just join the damn military

jimmyjr11119 years ago

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Hitmeup8 years ago

I wish

JoeReaper10 years ago

Worth it. Get in shape, develop discipline, be able to rip people's throats out, but NOT get shot at? Sign me up. Plus rather nice benefits.

BetterTitles9 years ago

I already got that shit. Thanks Dad ( who's still alive)!

Chicoti Dungula Bmo12 years ago

I'D GET RIPPED!!!!!!

DarkVanguard4 years ago

basically working in the military but you can't join the fun

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