You get to go to Heaven when you die.
but
It's another religion's idea of heaven.
I will not


CheeseNigs9 years ago
Atheists laugh in the background

Pandalf_Darwinlast year
you still will end up in any version of heaven
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iamethantoo29 years ago
what if jedi is a religon when i die

Owlmaster3609 years ago
It is a real religion

Random Girl Named Cat10 years ago
I'm going to hell, maybe hang with Lucifer in his cage. :)

MakennaWinchester8 years ago
Sure, SPN is my religion!
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Kababi9 years ago
Every religion that believes in heaven has somewhat the same idea of heaven as the others so I don't get the dilemma.

Zaedalus7 years ago
You teach them sex. But more likely 72 virgins that dont wanna f#ck me. So its basically hell or could be
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SomeRazorThing7 years ago
I dont have a religion so...

Clayton Irvine12 years ago
Hear I come Valhalla.

Tacos58003 years ago
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GamingPenguinYT9 years ago
I'm probably going to heaven anyways so nope

Nosaj9 years ago
Same.

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I don't believe in anything so would it be a mix of all of the ideas of heaven? Or would it be what I think heaven would be? I don't even believe in heaven... What would even happen?

Xicad7 years ago
Idk it would just be a random religions heaven

Flan8 years ago
Welp I just need to create my own religion

ShippingTrash8 years ago
What if I'm an atheist

TheMeg4 years ago
If i was a ghost I would try to tell everyone that that happened.
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Xaxa3698578 years ago
I am non religious so i can choose fron anything

Progidal8 years ago
Downside?

Sarahjo8 years ago
Why do people keep saying they want to go to hell? It"s literally described as burning, wailing and knashing of teeth. You can't party when you"re burning alive and being knawed on. Just sayin".

SherlockH-221B8 years ago
You also can't party if all you"re doing is praising a random guy who randomly exiled 1/3 of his army just for them having different views?

Christa Rose Lord9 years ago
HELLO ELYSIUM OR VALHALLA OR NIRVANA OR SOMETHING HOPEFULLY ELYSIUM THOUGH CUZ I CAN SEE THE DEAD PERCY JACKSON BOOK CHARACTERS

GaminCreeperYT9 years ago
I can't press the button... I'm already going to hell, and imma pay with The Devil/Satan fire all eternity!

HiddenRealm11 years ago
You're an idiot. Heaven is a reward, in EVERY religion. No Drawback, a reward is a reward.

TheMeg4 years ago
eh what if you are atheist and don't want a religious afterlife?

Calder Jappy12 years ago
Im an Atheist

Tennessee437 years ago
You need JESUS
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Knightfury6208 years ago
Sure why not?

NinaMastrikova7 years ago
Sure why not

Cuteo8 years ago
I don't even have a religion so I can choose

Nachosmachos9 years ago
YOLO #Mictlan

Nachosmachos9 years ago
#aztecs

Ian Coleman12 years ago
HAIL SATAN!!!

S8n7 years ago
Thanks man
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Mario Quintana12 years ago
I'm an atheist.

RenMow8 years ago
You can just go to the christian heaven lol so that would be good
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Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
No way! Heaven, with all its perfection, would be BOOOORIIING! All my friends are in Hell, so that's where I'm going!

MrMapleBar8 years ago
Boredom will literally cease to exist in heaven...
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Trevor Valance12 years ago
atheist. I win regardless

Zaedalus7 years ago
No you win if ur the religion with the worsr heaven

Matthew Faraone12 years ago
I'm a Taoist. We believe we are sent back into nothingness to be reincarnated. So really I have to gain more for doing this than not.

dankmemes1018 years ago
oooo that"s a thing? That sounds really cool.
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asdguy0011 years ago
please no buddhist heaven

iamthehamiltonhoe7 years ago
is it the p!atd heaven bc we WORSHIP beebo

TheCreepyChild9 years ago
When we die we always go to heaven no matter what or just get another life.

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken8 years ago
Nah going to hell would be cool. I"d have a huge ass family reunion.😉

CaptainAwkw@rd10 years ago
I'll go to Valhalla

Rikudou219 years ago
Satanist's heaven

Kasen10 years ago
budhism and then i get reborn

Esper-213 years ago
Maybe I’ll go to satan heaven

Neminess9 years ago
Feck that.

Crotalia7 years ago
I'm an athiest

saphiergreen9 years ago
im atist so if its random. idont care hear i come sex heaven

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago
At least I go to heaven instead of hell

The-Clever-One4 years ago
IMA MAKE MY OWN FUCKING RELIGON

Kylie Moore12 years ago
I am athiest but anyway if i were religious Heaven is Heaven so it wouldn't even matter

MemeLordCthulhu9 years ago
The void, got it

Hamistagan9 years ago
hail satan

Good_Shepherd9 years ago
I have no idea what my religions heaven looks like, soooooooooooo.

doodlebug8 years ago
Hello Elysium. Time for eternal glory and happiness. PS I'm a Hellanist.

Utsukushii10 years ago
valhalla here i come

Get the salt9 years ago
Rather chill in the cage with Luci.

communist11 years ago
heavens are pratically the same for all the religions , so ...

inseto5 years ago
MAKE MY OWN RELIGION

TBSG10 years ago
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Arachne92837383 months ago
I need a definition. Is it more like the Heaven in Abrahamic religions or more like something from East Asia?

Kitten 10199 years ago
It didn't say which religion
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