You can never die
but
At random times throughout the day you will be in severe pain and yell random words and phrases uncontrollably.
I will not


okigarcia20059 years ago
MY APPLES ARE FLYING INSIDE A UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtholeBarney9 years ago
So... Tourettes?

SE617last year
Pretty much
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LordOfTheLinds8 years ago
Y O U A R E A P I R A T E Oh shit it happened again

jkmc12058 years ago
ARGH MA CAR BUTT LEGS CHEESE MODE SOCKS WORK MARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
I AM UNSTOPAB---MUSTARD!!! the tuna fish never leaves the trench, ALCAPONE!!!!

BADWOLF109 years ago
I already do the downside all the PINEAPPLES DID 9/11 excuse me where was I.

Shawn Justice12 years ago
Shit I do that anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago
Same except for the pain
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Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I think that go- FLYING RAT UNICORN BURRITO FLYING FUCK ATE ME AND UNICORN AND FUUUUCK

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago
I have chronic arthritis so checkmate, communist!

KenJen64207 years ago
Comes with the computer nerd territory anyways so no downside

Tadomitaari8 years ago
No problem. I go with my polémon fennekin and my bedt friend who has a pokémon too on an adventure. Fuck the shitty internet

Tadomitaari8 years ago
Best* pokémon*

Ryan Wright12 years ago
So when the world ends there would just be a bunch of people who pressed the button, floating in space and yelling random words? Can't wait to see you all there!

News-Cat4 years ago
Cat meow I am cat apple pears are pooping in space food cake loop no yes cats rule eye bay
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I'm not hating, I'm just communicating the truth12 years ago
Those are two punishments.

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I fell the same

Alex Bartee12 years ago
ARGGGGGGGGGEHHEHHH PIES CAKE CARS ARHHHHHHHGGGGGG ok im fine now

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago
My terets already make this happen. Immortality! Wooooooooooooooo!

AF7 years ago
I instantly thought about Harry Potter and the half blood prince, when Dumbledore drank the potion inside the cave, was in severe pain and was having illusions, yelling "It"s all my fault! I didn't want to! I'm sorry!".

zweemanpowers9 years ago
i see no down side

NerdOfSnowdin8 years ago
XD normally i dont want to be invinsible, but occasionally shouting weird stuff would make infinity life worth it XD

Archeaic7 years ago
Im not seeing the upside. Being immortal will make you see all your friends die and become lonely.

1r511 years ago
Triangulum, entangulum. Veneforis dominus ventium. Veneforis venetisarium! *summons bill cipher*

EngineMusic8 years ago
deadpool in a nutshell...

patrikcath9 years ago
I can't see the upside, but anyways

Cloudchaser9 years ago
When it's my time, I will get a body that'll never die and I won't be experiencing random pain or outbursts and hopefully have the body I'd like to have

NZsaltz4 years ago
This has two downsides and no upside.

Izza9 years ago
Pfffft... i do that anyway😂

MylesEdward8 years ago
what if you dont feel pain for cutting yourself too much :)

Owen Berhow12 years ago
I don't see the upside.

Look4thestars7 years ago
What is the upside?

SSJ3Adean9 years ago
Immortality = Bad

29yellow8 years ago
That"s called torrents

Teh_Templer8 years ago
Imortality"s overrated tbh

Doctor_Phan9 years ago
I already do that

NickJr10110 years ago
I rather die with my loved ones.

Dannybionic3 years ago
Gordon Ramsay anyone?

bill chiper9 years ago
durin work you shout fuck yall

AldoLeonardoRivasRosario7 years ago
Swearing and suffering and yelling like a literal angry kettle just for not dying? I"d rather have double chance of dying and feel no pain.

Fernando Martinez12 years ago
Don't wanna live forever

420blazerthecopscantcatchme9 years ago
this is my life expect the never die part

Crusader21138 years ago
Downside?

Mastergodown8 years ago
Look at my commet

Atilanoo9 years ago
So I'll have basically a worse form of tourettes?

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Upside?

PizzaTermin8or4 years ago
the screaming part. you"d be great at parties.

AubreyA ;)<39 years ago
i dont care if i ant die i dont want to be in severe pain!!!!!!!!!:(

AF7 years ago
To all the people I the comments- it said " yell random words" and not "write random words".

Foxyfrost8 years ago
What the hell is that?

HeyzPeopleItsA-Dell9 years ago
Hey James I wanted to tell you that..I BANANA A SPACESHIP IN ZODIAC ON FACEBOOK RUGS AND PONIES...AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... .... NO WAIT COME BACK IM NOT INSANE :C

idonwan2telumyreelnam7 years ago
wait were is the upside again?

Nic11 years ago
This is me now except I'm mortal

coolguy $$$$8 years ago
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Vert_Nation8 years ago
What if you do it in your dreams? Cause i have done that many times.

Natalie Darsch12 years ago
the second part already exists its a form of a type of bithdefect
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