You can never die
but
At random times throughout the day you will be in severe pain and yell random words and phrases uncontrollably.
I will not


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okigarcia200510 years ago
MY APPLES ARE FLYING INSIDE A UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtholeBarney9 years ago
So... Tourettes?

SE617last year
Pretty much
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LordOfTheLinds8 years ago
Y O U A R E A P I R A T E Oh shit it happened again

jkmc12059 years ago
ARGH MA CAR BUTT LEGS CHEESE MODE SOCKS WORK MARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
I AM UNSTOPAB---MUSTARD!!! the tuna fish never leaves the trench, ALCAPONE!!!!

BADWOLF1010 years ago
I already do the downside all the PINEAPPLES DID 9/11 excuse me where was I.

Shawn Justice12 years ago
Shit I do that anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago
Same except for the pain
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Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I think that go- FLYING RAT UNICORN BURRITO FLYING FUCK ATE ME AND UNICORN AND FUUUUCK

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago
I have chronic arthritis so checkmate, communist!

KenJen64207 years ago
Comes with the computer nerd territory anyways so no downside

Tadomitaari8 years ago
No problem. I go with my polémon fennekin and my bedt friend who has a pokémon too on an adventure. Fuck the shitty internet

Tadomitaari8 years ago
Best* pokémon*

Ryan Wright12 years ago
So when the world ends there would just be a bunch of people who pressed the button, floating in space and yelling random words? Can't wait to see you all there!

News-Cat4 years ago
Cat meow I am cat apple pears are pooping in space food cake loop no yes cats rule eye bay
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I'm not hating, I'm just communicating the truth12 years ago
Those are two punishments.

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I fell the same

Alex Bartee12 years ago
ARGGGGGGGGGEHHEHHH PIES CAKE CARS ARHHHHHHHGGGGGG ok im fine now

Dapperblook9999 years ago
A-X-O-L-O-T-L

c0rcra9 years ago
Doesn't seem that bad.

CyborgKitten7 years ago
Thats i chose wrong somehow this game is stupid

Jasmine Biersack12 years ago
Ow... DICK NIPPLES OPALIFIC OMG GRAVEROBBER ALBERT EINSTEIN SMD OMG YEY

-Big_Brain-5 years ago
Isn't that just Tourette"s with random muscle pains?

53NP419 years ago
Imortality?No thats freakin boring...Imagine urself floating in space after the end of the world,no...

Mastergodown8 years ago
I"d rather die if you live forever then you'll live 3000 years then your limbs will become rotten and snap but you live that so you would want to kill yourself but you can't because you live forever

Nelson Tremblay12 years ago
I don't want to watch everybody i love or loved die.

Blood of Gaea9 years ago
Why would I press a button that is literally going to torture me for all eternity?

TheGanjaWarrior9 years ago
This is me on a daily basis bar the immortality.

Ollieolive117 years ago
I find this offensive to people who have tourette"s syndrome. It"s real, and it sucks...

TheKingKong9 years ago
Where is the UPSIDE

vanteyz10 years ago
I already have that. Its fucking called tourettes

Dotty potatoes9 years ago
Downside and upside should be swapped

slushboy8 years ago
Be immortal and have tourettes? Nice trade off

herrmauschen9 years ago
lol sounds like my average day without the die part also just get your nerves removed

Plazma7774 years ago
Lol That"s Funny imma press it

Ifredward8 years ago
Waddya say you and I grab some-CRANKY CREEEWWW. . . Oh im so sorry

Troltrolbridge9 years ago
Caugh caugh. Girls do this every month. Cramps...

Worthless-but-so-are-you6 years ago
That"s a lose-lose situation.

Derwaz10 years ago
Where's the upside?

Your lucky9 years ago
Thats me every day just without the immorality

tinajbee7 years ago
I do that anyways soo...

Spartan A71610 years ago
you will just forget about the pain after a few weeks so ya

clever3048 years ago
Tourettes

MemeKing6407 years ago
wheres the upside?

Eliza Way12 years ago
tourette lol

Korrilius9 years ago
FUS RO DAH!

TrayVerselast year
Imagine casually swimming in a pool of lava and suddenly… “THE BIGGEST CAUSE OF DEATH IS BEING BORN!!!!!!!”

WBGrock9 years ago
pain is transitory, I would be Eternal.

TrasHatch9 years ago
periods

lu_jess_jk5 years ago
I wouldn’t like to live forever, even without pain.

562crazygamer9 years ago
JUST STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING IMMORTALITY. IMMORTALITY IS A BIGGER DOWNSIDE THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF!

spurius1878 years ago
So you stub your toe every day and have turrets?

Ferrosplice7 years ago
Having tourettes for being immortal? fuck yeah

DJCOLL00710 years ago
Dont matter i already do that lol
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