You can never die
but
At random times throughout the day you will be in severe pain and yell random words and phrases uncontrollably.
I will not

okigarcia2005 11 years ago
MY APPLES ARE FLYING INSIDE A UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtholeBarney 11 years ago
So... Tourettes?

SE617 3 years ago
Pretty much
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LordOfTheLinds 10 years ago
Y O U A R E A P I R A T E Oh shit it happened again

jkmc1205 10 years ago
ARGH MA CAR BUTT LEGS CHEESE MODE SOCKS WORK MARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shawn Justice 13 years ago
Shit I do that anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard7646 9 years ago
Same except for the pain
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Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
I AM UNSTOPAB---MUSTARD!!! the tuna fish never leaves the trench, ALCAPONE!!!!

BADWOLF10 11 years ago
I already do the downside all the PINEAPPLES DID 9/11 excuse me where was I.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 9 years ago
I think that go- FLYING RAT UNICORN BURRITO FLYING FUCK ATE ME AND UNICORN AND FUUUUCK

XxDoctorDonnaxX 9 years ago
I have chronic arthritis so checkmate, communist!

KenJen6420 9 years ago
Comes with the computer nerd territory anyways so no downside

Ryan Wright 13 years ago
So when the world ends there would just be a bunch of people who pressed the button, floating in space and yelling random words? Can't wait to see you all there!

News-Cat 5 years ago
Cat meow I am cat apple pears are pooping in space food cake loop no yes cats rule eye bay
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Tadomitaari 10 years ago
No problem. I go with my polémon fennekin and my bedt friend who has a pokémon too on an adventure. Fuck the shitty internet

Tadomitaari 10 years ago
Best* pokémon*

I'm not hating, I'm just communicating the truth 13 years ago
Those are two punishments.

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
I fell the same

Alex Bartee 13 years ago
ARGGGGGGGGGEHHEHHH PIES CAKE CARS ARHHHHHHHGGGGGG ok im fine now

phoenixforever 8 years ago
I already am like that in every way though Because I was born 400 years ago in the highlands of Scotland and I am immoral

justafanvergent 11 years ago
i do that anyway whatever

Tylerletcher 9 years ago
Sound like rapid-fire periods

mysterywoman 10 years ago
Where's the upside? :-(

winterxhawk 10 years ago
That"s everyday if you"re in a fandom

EpikRexz 10 years ago
PAINKILLERS

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago
Shit that happens to me all the time anyway from fapping. Besides the pain, but that happens randomly anyway;

Longanimals 11 years ago
Well, I have Tourette's so I only benefit from that.

Puggy 2 years ago
immortality is shit

Gammafox 11 years ago
WEll, i have about 80 years left in my life so im fine.

roflcopters 9 years ago
OW! WHAT THE POTATO!!

Maeve Donovon 13 years ago
This sounds like it'd be hilarious.

HoneyBuddhaChips 10 years ago
I'd rather not watch people I love die while I sit comfortably in a a chair eating 10 packets of crisps at once...

NinjaMila 9 years ago
May as well its normal with !my mates anyways

Mtoom3000 10 years ago
T8gf7c7t8hvf7c6d 6fchhjdtv7yhtcjgybu

Buffy-Anne-Summers 6 years ago
Both parts are bad

ajmem 11 years ago
Tourette's...I have that anyway

Knightmare Slayer 10 years ago
IZ WORTH IT

Head 8 years ago
I always do that apart from getting pain

creatingHavoc413 11 years ago
That's a loose loose.

TheMrBats 10 years ago
I don't want immortality anyways so

AssFace 11 years ago
I already have this I don't need this twice.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious

coastaldeserter 11 years ago
Upside?

AlyceMae 10 years ago
I yell random non-existant phrases all day

lewis0428 4 years ago
no upside

VortexM4ster 11 years ago
Upside?

BeretBeats 9 years ago
Sounds like Brandon Sanderson"s Elantris.

Josh Brown 13 years ago
sounds like an average day in my life

AsuraShun 7 years ago
*screams of pain* TITTY FUCKING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

justafanvergent 11 years ago
i hope i can travel with the doctor forever

Thekitkatking 9 years ago
So tourettes?

Jeffguy 10 years ago
I will shout FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NerdOfSnowdin 10 years ago
XD normally i dont want to be invinsible, but occasionally shouting weird stuff would make infinity life worth it XD

ShinyLetsPlayer 10 years ago
My terets already make this happen. Immortality! Wooooooooooooooo!

AF 8 years ago
I instantly thought about Harry Potter and the half blood prince, when Dumbledore drank the potion inside the cave, was in severe pain and was having illusions, yelling "It"s all my fault! I didn't want to! I'm sorry!".
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