You get a monkey's paw that grants three wishes.
but
The wishes have ironic twists, and making an overly complex or tricky wishes to circumvent these twists results in the monkey's paw slapping you across the face.
I will not


Tsurugawa4 days ago
第一个愿望:永远不会有猴子的爪子伤害到我 第二个愿望:第一个愿望永远实现 第三个愿望:实现另外十个愿望

ManMan07139 years ago
This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi...[Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago
no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77
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oomgflyingsnow3 years ago
lovely

abhiswami20043 years ago
i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago
But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Yeah, probably
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xXEddsworldTrashXx8 years ago
Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty8 years ago
It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp9 years ago
so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin18 years ago
AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.
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RobinMeng7 years ago
...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay267 years ago
Sounds complicated

Catherine McGregor12 years ago
I'd just take the slap.

corrking9 years ago
me 2

HerdOfTurtles7 years ago
What?

Superkenny198 years ago
i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF8 years ago
Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo9 years ago
I can take a damn slap

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TotalWeirdo7 years ago
This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!
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Chris Larson12 years ago
I'll call my lawyer

Migdin18 years ago
The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.
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Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago
This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes12 years ago
how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine9 years ago
Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer12 years ago
Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan12 years ago
Monogatari. :)

Mr E11 years ago
It doesn't say the wise doesn't get granted

TobiasV8 years ago
True story

GGuy123459 years ago
Add that the paw can't slap you for making the over complicated wish.

Milkywae4 years ago
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaqueis the wise

super soup9 years ago
I'd wish to taste good

SeabassJames9 years ago
A cannibal would eat you.

markthematey9 years ago
THIS IS FROM A BOOK I HAVE READ.

TotalWeirdo7 years ago
Wish for no wish rules, wish for infinite wishes, wish 25 quintillion dollars. Problem solved!

Cakeman10 years ago
I AGREE TOM BOMBADIL

AceRiderYt7 years ago
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Mustachio1259 years ago
Take the slap.

AssHar8 years ago
Wish #1: make a full monkey out of the hand. Why? Idk.

Conman9569 years ago
My first wish, to have it never slap me.

Quentin Sanders12 years ago
I wish the monkey paw would not slap me across the face or make any way to avoid doing what I just said for it to do

Aidan T.9 years ago
I wish to be the doctor *slap*

SeabassJames9 years ago
You would get sued for giving the wrong treatment to your patient.

Vahanian6 years ago
Sounds like a damn genie to me

PinkfluffyUnicorns8 years ago
O-O

ChrisgLucas7 years ago
Just wish instead of you getting slapped Justin Bieber gets all the negative effects while you get positive effects. Trust me the world will thank me on my second wish.

Rhine Mapping9 years ago
First wish:Stop slapping 2nd:100 wishes more 3rd:The monkeys paw is now a piece of platin

timelordjohn10 years ago
This is a book. Kind of

Deadpool9209 years ago
Wasn't this in a Simpson halloween episode

ShakerGER11 years ago
Sounds like fun

Lafayette_Burr7 years ago
This is based off a short story, and from the story I WOULD NOT PUSH THAT DANG BUTTON HELL NO

Oouu_banana4 years ago
Yeah it doesn’t say they won’t be granted. Monkey can’t slap me hard, right?

William Godard12 years ago
np with this one etert

SpookyToads8 years ago
I READ THAT STORY WHEN I WAS 12 AND IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

SwimmingSkies9 years ago
I'd just wish me and my friends had magic and got accepted into Hogwarts; does anyone else want to come two? I've still got some wishes left to do so.

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago
Be as spicific as possible!

WBGrock9 years ago
Too much dungeons and dragons with DM's that do this to me.

Cassibear137 years ago
Isn't this from the book ’Monkeys Paw’?
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