Will You Press The Button?

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第一个愿望：永远不会有猴子的爪子伤害到我第二个愿望：第一个愿望永远实现第三个愿望：实现另外十个愿望

ManMan07139 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi...[Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow3 years ago

lovely

abhiswami20043 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx8 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty8 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp9 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin18 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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RobinMeng7 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay267 years ago

Sounds complicated

Catherine McGregor12 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking9 years ago

me 2

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago

What?

Superkenny198 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF8 years ago

Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo9 years ago

I can take a damn slap

AmoshiMegan9 years ago

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TotalWeirdo7 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson12 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin18 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes12 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine9 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan12 years ago

Monogatari. :)

papa148 years ago

Ill run the CHANCE of getting slapped

logic and shit9 years ago

But do i still get the wish?

MastermindOfTrouble5 years ago

Can the slap be very light? I have Autism and don't like pain too much.

BlueisBae12310 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Price5117 years ago

I KNOW THIS FROM A STORY SOMEWHERE AND I DON'T LIKE IT

Gaboseries9 years ago

Wish for a good lawyer

DavidLeslie8 years ago

Their working against you.

Lizardbeth7 years ago

This is literally a egar Alan Poe poem

Feralstar7 years ago

I guess you could say... Edgar Allen POEM

temmie20049 years ago

i got a wish no more wishes forever there done

MR.TROLL_FACE11 years ago

wish for the monkeys paw to grant straight fowards wishes then wish for more wishes.

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Nokraz7 years ago

Imagine being such a cuck that you don't want to be a fire breathing behemoth of a creature. And nibbabif y"all was turned into a dragon why refer to us as humans and not just go with a "help guys" like boi

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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

that"s literally how the monkey"s paw works

OscarZhang7 years ago

I don’t see how getting a billion dollars can have any twist

Nassser4088 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes and then wish that the monkey won't slap you

SwagWhy9 years ago

Pls be gentle my monkey friend

The resetting paradox9 years ago

Make a wish that stops It what twist can that make

Quack-Peep10 years ago

Sell that bitch

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago

But the overly complex wishes work, so I'll take three slaps for wishes

AngySmugleaf10 months ago

Upside?

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire12 years ago

and the down side iiiiis?

H20Delirious8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Nutella-pancakes-139 years ago

Considering the things I do to circumvent problems and find loopholes...I probably deserve the slap.

Kyle Hutchinson12 years ago

i will ask ur mother

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

Did you read the story about the monkey"s paw?

Nitro_Xenon9 years ago

i sense bake-monogatari here

IncognitoMan5 years ago

There is no problem, he would just slap you and you could also wish for him not to.

CrazyGecko109 years ago

i dont want a monkey paw to the face

sterr100010 years ago

ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three...[Show full comment]

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

I wish the Monkey Paw would stop being a douche. Simple.

HOLY_CRUZADER7 years ago

Thats a good story

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