You can pause time at will
but
You can't move when it's paused and your bladder empties
I will not


LostShinobi9 years ago
I think most of the people don't get that with this power you have Infinite time to think about for example a very difficult question

Thebuttongod11118 years ago
Worth it
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deMoura9 years ago
So... I can move my dick? Also... that power would be worth it just to sleep those extra 5 minutes every morning...

Uncookedham879 years ago
More like, sleep those 5 days every morning

R4Ked4 years ago
w h y

HumanEevee673 years ago
bladder empties... into where? in what way? it"s too vague.

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

captain Jack9 years ago
Except you pee your pants and can't do anything anyway

RetardedHamster9 years ago
hey look at this bullet... *dies*

RayRu1z8 years ago
I kinda want this for instant bathroom trips during base ball games

buttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbutton10 months ago
What the actual hell is your pfp

SciArtHerp8 years ago
The people who pressed the button are idiots.

DogeSmash6 years ago
Yeah but you piss yourself
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Spiderp8 years ago
So time stops, with none of the things that make timestops fun; and also you piss your pants? Why? Just...why?

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Thats completely fucking useless

Chiara Searle12 years ago
What's the point if you can't DO anything while you've paused time?

ILoveCatsSM2 years ago
you can think
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Closerhenry9 years ago
ZA WARUDO!

The1GoldenGryphon9 years ago
Ummm... where's the upside here?

PugCraft7 years ago
well, you couldent unpause time.... so? them 24648 peeps are stupid lol

StormTDR7 years ago
Why did they add the bladder bit tat makes no sense at all

MrSean4209 years ago
what is the point

Aaron Voborny12 years ago
This would be useful if I got jumped by like 10 ppl or the FBI raided me for some reason. I could just freeze time, piss myself, and assess my options and how to react to the situation.

huoniao39487 years ago
I lose nothing if I press the button. why not?

lkaser10 years ago
If I pause time, it means it doesn't effect anyone including me, so not only my body stops moving, but also my mind and everyting else stop progressing, that means I can't undo my pause, unless I pause it for certain time, but then again, does time work on...[Show full comment]

Solomon Wreath8 years ago
wear a diaper and use it to read a books pages seemingly to other people in an instant

Princessnikoru9 years ago
But it would be at will anyway a power is a power

VanossTheBest~~9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Sherbert8 years ago
That eliminates the porpos of time freezing

Lee H-c12 years ago
So its like 0 gravity nap time? I mean I'd have to learn more about the dynamics of the bladder emptying itself if time is frozen and nothing can move, but like I'd be down with waking up an hour before school, stepping outside naked, then freezing time and snoozing until I'm ready to go.

Themessigcn8 years ago
Then you can't unpause time

Ambertails9 years ago
diapers. diapers bro.

ninjaboy9 years ago
pee ninja swag

Bbs7 years ago
Adult diapers

AvengedCrow10 years ago
This is probably the stupidest I've seen

GDbluerebel9 years ago
So i piss myself and cant move

CrazyRedBeard987 years ago
Undress first

timelord_arse10 years ago
What the hell? No!

Alexander149 years ago
What will happened if i pause any game and then pause time

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago
So if I cant find a restroom I could just pause time and not have to pee anymore? Amazing!

potpie999 years ago
fastest peeing ever :)

DatcoolGurl9 years ago
Pointless question

CaptZone9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Zombiefreak9 years ago
Stops time, thinks about important test question, resumes time realizes he pissed himself

BrookeBishop9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rikki43287 years ago
also i think everyone forgot about the bladder thing.

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Solomon Wreath8 years ago
wear a diaper and use it to read a books pages seemingly to other people in an instant

MrSean4209 years ago
it doesnt say u pee urelf it says ur bladder empties. the pee in ur bladder can go anywhere.

DanielSeers8 years ago
Using the bathroom will never wast my time again.

Haley Smith12 years ago
Then what's the fucking point? lol

Lolol9 years ago
True Dat no upside

Themessigcn8 years ago
Wtf and who tf wrote this

Thomas639 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

RandomGuy90019 years ago
Most useless power ever you will be laugh at the super heros school for sure.

doGrednuhT9 years ago
this would still be fun tho

nukechicken7 years ago
You can think
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