You get anything you want for free
but
Gilbert Gottfried narrates your thoughts and actions for the rest of your life out loud
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago
Thats so evil and so evil and twisted

cooldudelol 2 years ago
Create some sort of pill or something which permanently gets rid of him, then create a pill or something to become an immortal god and rule the world or whatever.

Hannah,Granger 11 years ago
It said that he narrates your thoughts, not that he's beside you doing it. Basically, he would constantly be saying random stuff for no apparent reason and probably get locked away in an insane asylum.

Chiller 6 years ago
HAHA ANNOYARATOR GOT DIE
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Maharid 3 years ago
Sure, no prob, but i think he will have some problems, this say nothing about a special method so he just narrate it forever where he is, probably never knowing who i am and why he's doing it.

Acfes 4 years ago
He already died, so...

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago
I fail to see a downside. Even if everyone else could hear it. Just imagine... "Rylan sat down at tha taable aand saarred out tha windo. He caanteplatad lieef aand iif hee maade the right choOice." "Yes, yes I did."

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago
BUT! what if you look at ur crush and u hear this screaming into the school P.A. saying- RyLaN LoOKs At HiS 1 AnD OnlY LovE TrIShA UnO!
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greenfin 11 years ago
no no no no

clally 8 years ago
“ she sits in her room as she thinks about fucking brendon urie”

Peti 9 years ago
any downsides? :p

lillyhathaway 9 years ago
I have random thoughts he"d probably get put in an insane asylum.. "I really want salad.. ooh no look at that steak though. That guy is so ripped!! I need to go to the gym.. my feet are so ugly. My head hurts. I need to clean my house. Darn the dog pooped ... [Show full comment]

GridzbiSpudvetch 10 years ago
get some earplugs... also, who"s Gilbert Gottfried?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
He"s the guy who voiced Iago the parrot from the Aladdin films.

Francis Racicot 13 years ago
Stanley walk through the RED door

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
I thought that Kevin Brighting narrated The Stanley Parable...

Jessica Fox 13 years ago
It'd totally be worth it.

Lars Bäckström 13 years ago
#worth

Cammy Hales 13 years ago
I don't see why anybody wouldn't do this

Lsky 11 years ago
He's the best person to do it!

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Get a castle for free and then lock him in a dungeon. You aren't killing him and no one will here him. B)

Kody DiMauro 13 years ago
Fuck yeah, who wouldn't want this? And besides, no one ever said that you could hear him. He could be just cursed to narrate my life to himself.

BlazingBlaziken 10 years ago
Still, getting anything you want? Give me my dragon. Give me my dragon now.

trojan 10 years ago
If I had someone fucking narrating my life I would shoot myself

MinePro9 11 years ago
Whoever didn't press said button doesn't know what pure ingenuity is.

stive23 11 years ago
downside?

DaltonCSP 11 years ago
My life would be hilarious

DJGamer 8 years ago
Who the fuck is gilbert gottfried??????

Doriko 11 years ago
I get him to die, for free :D

Meme_lord 10 years ago
"And now josh grabs his phone, locks the door, and turns on the fan so no one can hear him fapping, but little did he know his mom could hear."

PowDaddyCow 9 years ago
AnD thEn hE thOUGht "bOY iS thAAHt a hOT chIck 10/10 wOULD BANG HER WOWZER"

camroon_ 11 years ago
What's the downside

Popdawg Games 10 years ago
that would be bad

BottonPusher 11 years ago
this is the second time i get this question

Lena121302 11 years ago
He says it aloud in his head. Haha.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago
Not worth it at all. I'd go insane in the first year. Also he would be narrating your thoughts to everyone around you, do you really want that?

TheMarionick 9 years ago
I'm gonna have to choose no on this one, but pressing the button wouldn't make you famous as well? And get you even more money...?

James Williams 13 years ago
I want to hire someone to kill Gilbert Gottfried... problem solved.

Ignis001 6 years ago
He has written the wrong answer in the exam OH NICE I KNOW WHEN I AM WRONG

Kirevaam 11 years ago
Absolutely hilarious. (Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of Iago in Aladdin if you don't know.)

uncleltr 10 years ago
I want him to not narrate me.

Michael Barelli 13 years ago
#totallyworthit

TheGeekyGamer 11 years ago
worth it, because then i wouldnt pay for the mercenary to kill gilbert

Palmertime 10 years ago
I'll just get a restraining order and have a hit put out on him lol

hanahaxxx 11 years ago
So i can get ed sheeran for free??? SCORE!

TENOCHTITLANCastillo 9 years ago
HES DEAD. AKA ( I will kill him )

buttonlebutton 11 years ago
I would get a memory wiper

Worus 11 years ago
Worus thought "Man, this job interviewer looks like shit. Hate that guy." But I think, after a certain time you'd get used to having to control every thought.

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago
It would be free to kill him to not hear him and ask for the voice who narrates Hetalia so ba bam in y'all faces u bunch of applesauces!!

Deltor 10 years ago
It'd be the one person I love to have narrate my life besides Morgan Freeman or liam neeson

ItGetsWorse 10 years ago
Not that anybody wouldn't want to have Gilbert Gottfried as their narrator, if you could have anything you want for free why not want Gilbert to shut up? Then you just get free things without having to worry about it.

Terrance Eames 13 years ago
win win

elgatitomiauuuu2 11 years ago
i want a knife in him head

saki-specs 3 years ago
As someone who laughed their ass off at the smoke detector from that "Be Cool About Fire Safety" PSA (who was also voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), I see this as an absolute win
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