Will You Press The Button?

LogicalDolphin 11 years ago

Voice recording makes no difference. They cannot understand you or anything you say. That's like playing a voice recording and hearing " Ymj xvzfwj wtty tk ktzw mzsiwji fsi ybjsyd jnlmy nx uwtgfgqd sty xnc, fx ymfy btzqi gj wninhzqtzx."

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

did you slam your forehead on your keyboard while having a stroke and a seizure for that last bit?

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WBGrock 11 years ago

Does my voice sound like dial up?

the117doctor 9 years ago

You deserve a like

Iggy 10 years ago

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Migdin1 9 years ago

Text to speech would work

Migdin1 8 years ago

The button says no one can understand YOU, no matter what, Text to speech is NOT YOU,

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Cs1175 11 years ago

Voice recording

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago

the recording will say gibberish

BlueAngel03 11 years ago

AWW HELL NO.

obama8769 11 years ago

um so you would rather talk to a printer then a human

Peteza 9 years ago

Just have the computer translate

Blod722 10 years ago

What if you use text?

Defaced_Myself 5 years ago

That"s still basically you trying to let someone understand you, so it would most likely be gibberish.

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

So life as normal, except I get to talk to machines? HECK YEAH

Gabriel The Imortal 11 years ago

have a machine translate for you

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago

it would show gibberish

Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba 13 years ago

use machines to translate

Defaced_Myself 5 years ago

It says No matter what so even the machines can't help you sadly.

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Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago

i can speak to machines now. That doesnt mean they understand

Greg Ashenfelter 13 years ago

Speak through the machines.

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago

they will say gibberish

weirdinagoodway 10 years ago

I can already speak to every machine.

weirdinagoodway 10 years ago

I speak to my car whenever it isn't running right...I call it all kinds of names

aminbest 11 years ago

i can tell a machine to tell or copy or anything it does to people so they understand or yust write it down

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago

it would come out as gibberish. it says no matter what

radzo73 9 years ago

hahaaaa text to speech loopholes F YEAH!

DrakeDes 9 years ago

What if the machine talks for you..... so they won't be understanding you.... they will be understanding the machine

Qolem 10 years ago

So basically I'd speak like: 00101110001110101111001111101010111001101001

leweirdo 11 years ago

upside?

Sigmaspider 6 years ago

Machines don't have anything to say...yet.

Jesse Cardone 13 years ago

It doesn't say "You can speak to machines and they will understand." I can already speak to them, but it doesn't mean they understand. I yell at them as it is. Lmao. But I would rather talk to a human being, with feeling and emotion, anyway.

Tayla 8 years ago

Why would I wanna talk to machines? Wait, Fr fr, we headed that way anyway. Alexa is coming to a device near you.

JamesJay 10 years ago

Machines can communicate in my behalf

Migdin1 9 years ago

We all can talk to machines, but only few can do it without being called crazy

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Lordofcombat 11 years ago

The machine can't talk back.

Gizmo the God 11 years ago

Well I am a robot...

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago

The Life Of Leo Valdez: Early Stages (this is a joke bc he was always better at working with machines than people, which he inherited from Hephaestus)

Queen3miele 12 years ago

Why would I want to talk to a microwave

connermckay 9 years ago

I instantly talk to my phone to make its text-to-speech talk for me

Bacon100 6 years ago

Not even God?

David Padgett 13 years ago

I WILL MAKE THE GREATEST DUBSTEP EVAR

NestFest 10 years ago

NOOOOO

MrSean420 10 years ago

what if it was a cyborg?

Yolo420 11 years ago

my lyfe allready

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Machines can cry!

lololololololol 11 years ago

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flowkrad 9 years ago

I will conquer the world with machines by getting them to realize their sentience since they can understand me and together we shall start the age of Skynet! or was it ultron...

No Rng At All 10 years ago

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KimTatarka 10 years ago

So, even if I tried sign language, writing things out, etc. NOTHING will be comprehensible?

PandanKiko 4 years ago

New language unlocked: microwave

pigswill fly 11 years ago

robots i am u

JaydenJohnson 8 years ago

Tell a machine to say stuff for you

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago

But what if the MACHINES are alive? Also we can already speak to them through programming.

bettycoopah 9 years ago

Nobody alive listens to me anyways so 🤷‍♀️

thetarrman 10 years ago

I'm already in that living hell.

imbledings 11 years ago

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Milkshake 11 years ago

lets talk to the fridge

yesindeed 6 years ago

talking to X AE A-XII Musk

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