Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0903 months ago

wait, it says i can speak to machines. I can already do that. Doesn't say anything about them replying or anything. No upside.

LogicalDolphin10 years ago

Voice recording makes no difference. They cannot understand you or anything you say. That's like playing a voice recording and hearing " Ymj xvzfwj wtty tk ktzw mzsiwji fsi ybjsyd jnlmy nx uwtgfgqd sty xnc, fx ymfy btzqi gj wninhzqtzx."

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

did you slam your forehead on your keyboard while having a stroke and a seizure for that last bit?

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WBGrock9 years ago

Does my voice sound like dial up?

the117doctor8 years ago

You deserve a like

Iggy9 years ago

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Migdin17 years ago

Text to speech would work

Migdin17 years ago

The button says no one can understand YOU, no matter what, Text to speech is NOT YOU,

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Cs117510 years ago

Voice recording

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

the recording will say gibberish

BlueAngel0310 years ago

AWW HELL NO.

obama87699 years ago

um so you would rather talk to a printer then a human

Peteza8 years ago

Just have the computer translate

Blod7228 years ago

What if you use text?

Defaced_Myself4 years ago

That"s still basically you trying to let someone understand you, so it would most likely be gibberish.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

So life as normal, except I get to talk to machines? HECK YEAH

Gabriel The Imortal9 years ago

have a machine translate for you

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

it would show gibberish

Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba12 years ago

use machines to translate

Defaced_Myself4 years ago

It says No matter what so even the machines can't help you sadly.

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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago

i can speak to machines now. That doesnt mean they understand

Greg Ashenfelter12 years ago

Speak through the machines.

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

they will say gibberish

Claire_Miller7 years ago

If you do it then you can just make a talking robot that you can speak to am tell to speak to humans

JamesJay9 years ago

Tell the machines to communicate on your behalf seems like a loophole

General Kota9 years ago

why not?

Izzi Kamukura9 years ago

It didn't say that there is only one language I know, and if there is there's nothing stopping me from learning.

WhyNot9 years ago

Im very curious about my microwave feeligns

nitrus thered11 years ago

use machines to tell them

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

it would say gibberish

MrSniperRo8 years ago

Type in notepad. You"rr just mute

Super Cram9 years ago

What positive benefit do I get from talking to machines?

Jizzygee8 years ago

It says nothing. Not No one. So I can't talk to plants.

Wastemaster259 years ago

why do i care i have cleverbot TAKE IT BACK

usernametaken5 years ago

Computer translated :)

weirdinagoodway9 years ago

I can already speak to every machine.

weirdinagoodway9 years ago

I speak to my car whenever it isn't running right...I call it all kinds of names

aminbest9 years ago

i can tell a machine to tell or copy or anything it does to people so they understand or yust write it down

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

it would come out as gibberish. it says no matter what

radzo737 years ago

hahaaaa text to speech loopholes F YEAH!

DrakeDes8 years ago

What if the machine talks for you..... so they won't be understanding you.... they will be understanding the machine

Qolem9 years ago

So basically I'd speak like: 00101110001110101111001111101010111001101001

leweirdo9 years ago

upside?

Sigmaspider4 years ago

Machines don't have anything to say...yet.

Jesse Cardone12 years ago

It doesn't say "You can speak to machines and they will understand." I can already speak to them, but it doesn't mean they understand. I yell at them as it is. Lmao. But I would rather talk to a human being, with feeling and emotion, anyway.

Tayla7 years ago

Why would I wanna talk to machines? Wait, Fr fr, we headed that way anyway. Alexa is coming to a device near you.

JamesJay9 years ago

Machines can communicate in my behalf

Migdin17 years ago

We all can talk to machines, but only few can do it without being called crazy

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Lordofcombat9 years ago

The machine can't talk back.

Gizmo the God9 years ago

Well I am a robot...

Queen3miele10 years ago

Why would I want to talk to a microwave

connermckay8 years ago

I instantly talk to my phone to make its text-to-speech talk for me

Bacon1005 years ago

Not even God?

David Padgett12 years ago

I WILL MAKE THE GREATEST DUBSTEP EVAR

NestFest8 years ago

NOOOOO

MrSean4209 years ago

what if it was a cyborg?

Yolo4209 years ago

my lyfe allready

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Machines can cry!

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flowkrad8 years ago

I will conquer the world with machines by getting them to realize their sentience since they can understand me and together we shall start the age of Skynet! or was it ultron...

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