You become the most awesome person in the world ever.
but
You will never have ANY privacy, EVER.
I will not

kewlabrine 9 months ago
im already awesome

kewlabrine 9 months ago
please marry me

FlapJack 11 years ago
I'm really introverted so this would really suck for me.

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ 6 years ago
Kill the stalkers then.
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WHOLE LIFE IS BASED ON MY PRIVACY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AT LEAST 4 HOURS A DAY OTHERWISE MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE

AwesomestPersonInDaWorld 11 years ago
I AM ALREADY THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

OblivionBringer 8 years ago
Not to be rude, but ego much?
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P0$H 11 years ago
I need privacy lel

PurpleMS 5 years ago
Same

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
so? ...just get a pet rock and keep it with you...

Jón Flosi Aðalsteinsson 13 years ago
i would die of masturbation deprivation

iAmAdek 2 years ago
lol same
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Allyroasted 8 years ago
Dude u got me hard but i this pro girl

brookebaker 8 years ago
I like the way i already am

de_wey901 9 years ago
NO I DNT GET ENEH PRIVICAY?????

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago
well chuck norris is alredy taken

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
second best will do for you

dude-man 12 years ago
Yay me awesome!

docter 10 years ago
To much baby"s involved

breawnalove32 11 years ago
just thinking of that would be a living hell

Bobijawsome 10 years ago
I don't need privacy, wink wink nod nod bow chica bow wow

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
You might want to reconsider that statement & loose the fat chicks while your at it.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
I wont be able to look at my porn!

P4R4D0X 11 years ago
but everyone would think your'e awesome for watching such good porn ;D

Korenv77 8 years ago
No downside

That guy you know 11 years ago
I already am the most awesome person in the world soooooo yeah

JamesRider 9 years ago
No, just no.

Bella24131 10 years ago
If they won't give me privacy i will call sans and we will give them a bad time! so its a no

Bella24131 10 years ago
i meant no XD

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
I already am the most awesome person in the world...

Quack-Peep 11 years ago
Hitler?

Whyamidoingthiswtf 11 years ago
i dont have a life :D So IDGAF

SlendermanGermany 2 years ago
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Megan Mackley 13 years ago
I don't wanna be an IRL Mary-Sue anyway~

Savpai 10 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK THEN HOW WILL I MASTURBATE IN PEACE

Sennomo 10 years ago
I'm the most awesome person in the world anyway, so why would I press it?

dragonite 11 years ago
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theodore 11 years ago
*Taking a shit* come on, please go away fans

pixelninjacat 11 years ago
i already am, why would i have to push some random button?

Kuledood543 9 years ago
Privacy is my #1 thing.

C4theSlime 12 years ago
How about no.

SkittleFox 10 years ago
So, basically the only thing that would change would be i have not privacy. (Lol JK)

dizzyuser 11 years ago
Watch me masterbate I don't care

patopotato 10 years ago
one of the downsides to being a total introvert typing this at 12:47 pm

anime gamer 11 years ago
just noticed people can watch me use the bathroom waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thederpycactus 11 years ago
U can put a phone recording ur feat at all times

Apollo924 4 years ago
Hopefully I don’t take a dump.

Donna Tran 13 years ago
I like my privacy perfectly fine thank you very much. BUBBLE MAN. BUBBLE.

Nexzetry 11 years ago
Typical Celebrity problems.

JinxLucifer 10 years ago
No i need privacy for planning.

TudyUTC 10 years ago
Yes....planning ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

pedophile27 9 years ago
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ErdoS 11 years ago
Whatever you do, ppl still think ur awesome. so, no downside really

DuckStep 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

wet will 11 years ago
Never use restroom For popularity. HELL NO

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
annnnddddd nothing changed

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago
i dont think the most awesome person in the world needs any privacy. anything he's seen/known to do will be awesome

MegGrogg 10 years ago
IN LIKE PEOPLE!!!!!

Allyroasted 8 years ago
Ya are dead

2Haelia 10 years ago
So I'd just become Charles Manson?? #Deal

SuperVincent1252 11 years ago
But I needs to fap...
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