you get to marry your crush
but
you have to spend 24 hours unarmed fighting shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago
Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago
Hmmmmm
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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 6 years ago
fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago
No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry
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dnzinni 11 years ago
screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 9 years ago
That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago
LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago
When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago
That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago
I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago
See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 10 years ago
Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 10 years ago
BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago
Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago
You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago
24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago
I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>
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Tristan Patch 13 years ago
It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago
How on earth 47 years ago xD
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Long Bunheng 13 years ago
Too easy !!

AV88888 3 months ago
ぷらいおろじーでした。

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago
I dont have a crush xD

schmebalydook 9 years ago
To become true Slav, you must defeat true Slav.

tacocat1 11 years ago
this is SPARTA

Robert MacIntosh 13 years ago
depends on if I die from the Spetznaz or not.

joshifire 12 years ago
lolwut?

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
i would f**k them up!

miles-tails-prower 5 years ago
mama mea

Alyssia the kid 11 years ago
Internet has not existed 46 years ago

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago
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Dragonfyre 7 years ago
Well first I'm only 12 second me and my crush just got together in December so I got all I want

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Raiden 9 years ago
They never said it has to be a physical fight,it could be a verbal fight

Chloe Cooper 13 years ago
Finally some action in my life.

Luigi2964 8 years ago
I'm surprised I didn't say cursh

Nerdy2.0 11 years ago
*clicks button* Bring it on b*tch

MummeeDaddee 9 years ago
So get married a certain individual and die or just not marry that one person...?

KittyKatBella 11 years ago
It never says when you have to fight him or if it has to be all at once.

TheTrueBrawler 3 years ago
I would die before the end of the 24 hours, so no.

general squish 11 years ago
what if your crush was that Russian person. Think about it.( not to be gay.)

Vyshonn 11 years ago
How could it possibly be gay?

Danniboy1234 9 years ago
I see no downside. I always wondered how I would fair against a guy with a shovel!

DeadVesomVsButton 11 years ago
I WORLDU RO{DIE

Jack_Zicrosky 6 years ago
grab my own shovel. Come at me cunts.

AndrewBuckwalter 9 years ago
Downside?

ZaneFlare 12 years ago
for freedom. for VODKA!!!!

Pyrotechnical 10 years ago
Well, lead them to a liquor store.

christox 11 years ago
kick him in the genitals and steal his shovel.

Rudolf_Schenker 11 years ago
That's essentially a cage match with Wolverine - "Whatever you do don't go for the balls" "But you said anything goes!" "Well, yeah, but you'll make him angry"

Eyelessgamer 9 years ago
I don't have a crush so....

Hyperion 10 years ago
What if my crush doesn't like me back? It would just be a one-sided marriage.

Hackmett 7 years ago
Wheres the downside

igor4598 10 years ago
No bitch is worth that. Sorry

loophole finder 11 years ago
If you think about it, assuming the downside comes first, it guarantees your survival

ShoLoGunGan 9 years ago
For some reason I thought it said "You get to marry your cousin".
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