you get to marry your crush
but
you have to spend 24 hours unarmed fighting shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago
Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt0479 years ago
Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington5 years ago
Hmmmmm
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KittensAreCute1058 years ago
Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi4 years ago
fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

dnzinni9 years ago
screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago
That’s my plan as well.

Lauren Culp12 years ago
give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously19597 years ago
No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry
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RadioChick7 years ago
LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod43217 years ago
When you get one

Masonbrown8 years ago
That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast8 years ago
I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername8 years ago
See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer8 years ago
Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_1018 years ago
BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion8 years ago
Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE8 years ago
You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman9 years ago
24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley12 years ago
I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry5 years ago
Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>
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Tristan Patch12 years ago
It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy8 years ago
How on earth 47 years ago xD
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Long Bunheng12 years ago
Too easy !!

schmebalydook7 years ago
To become true Slav, you must defeat true Slav.

tacocat110 years ago
this is SPARTA

Robert MacIntosh12 years ago
depends on if I die from the Spetznaz or not.

Burning_Potatoes9 years ago
I dont have a crush xD

DarkOverlord28 years ago
i would f**k them up!

miles-tails-prower3 years ago
mama mea

Alyssia the kid9 years ago
Internet has not existed 46 years ago

Fuqwitteenagers9 years ago
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joshifire10 years ago
lolwut?

Dragonfyre5 years ago
Well first I'm only 12 second me and my crush just got together in December so I got all I want

Kostasss9 years ago
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Raiden8 years ago
They never said it has to be a physical fight,it could be a verbal fight

Chloe Cooper12 years ago
Finally some action in my life.

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MummeeDaddee8 years ago
So get married a certain individual and die or just not marry that one person...?

KittyKatBella9 years ago
It never says when you have to fight him or if it has to be all at once.

Luigi29647 years ago
I'm surprised I didn't say cursh

Nerdy2.010 years ago
*clicks button* Bring it on b*tch

TheTrueBrawler2 years ago
I would die before the end of the 24 hours, so no.

general squish9 years ago
what if your crush was that Russian person. Think about it.( not to be gay.)

Vyshonn9 years ago
How could it possibly be gay?

Danniboy12347 years ago
I see no downside. I always wondered how I would fair against a guy with a shovel!

DeadVesomVsButton10 years ago
I WORLDU RO{DIE

AndrewBuckwalter8 years ago
Downside?

ZaneFlare11 years ago
for freedom. for VODKA!!!!

Pyrotechnical9 years ago
Well, lead them to a liquor store.

Jack_Zicrosky4 years ago
grab my own shovel. Come at me cunts.

Hyperion9 years ago
What if my crush doesn't like me back? It would just be a one-sided marriage.

Hackmett6 years ago
Wheres the downside

christox9 years ago
kick him in the genitals and steal his shovel.

Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago
That's essentially a cage match with Wolverine - "Whatever you do don't go for the balls" "But you said anything goes!" "Well, yeah, but you'll make him angry"

Eyelessgamer8 years ago
I don't have a crush so....

ShoLoGunGan7 years ago
For some reason I thought it said "You get to marry your cousin".

the galaxy girl10 years ago
well...no...ima russian...i love my country... but lol still sounds fun!

igor45988 years ago
No bitch is worth that. Sorry

loophole finder9 years ago
If you think about it, assuming the downside comes first, it guarantees your survival
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